Date:         Wed, 9 Jul 1997 15:42:06 -0500
From: Phanny <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      ALL: CONTEST: HUMOR POEM WINNERS!

Omar, the tent maker, glides on stage in full robes looking very
distinguished indeed.  He smiles, front gold tooth glistening in the
spotlights, and proceeds to recite....

These rhymes of the times
Have been analyzed by lines
Votes sealed in a jar of mayonaise, white
Counted Anitra & Phanny long into the night.

Third place goes to Anitra Freeman ... who?
For "A Short Addendum to Howl" ... WOOOOO!
About MOLOCH the jock
Who got quite a shock.

Second place awarded to Melvin Reichler
Who wrote "Dragon's Song" a chuckler
Keep your dragons in the closet, Corey
Cause if they get out, you'll be real sorry.

Top Dog Award to goes to Sue Hunter
Who tells bout a bad cat like no other.
"The Cat in the Hat on the List"
Almost makes sure nobody gits missed!


(And now you know why Omar isn't a contestant...)

By David Voelke aka Daffid aka Omar, the tent maker
and Phanny