Date:         Mon, 16 Jun 1997 15:57:43 -0500
From: Phanny <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      SUB: CONTEST: Humor: Limerick: The Flirtatious Miss Hurt

There was a young lady named Hurt
Who encouraged young Johnson to flirt.
    Her flirts became sighs,
    And her moans turned to cries
When a Johnson got under her skirt.