Date:         Mon, 16 Jun 1997 15:44:33 -0500
From: Phanny <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      SUB: CONTEST: Humor: Limerick: Puberty

PUBERTY

A young, virginal boy, who was faced
With a burgeoning lust, said in haste,
     "I'll no longer play coy.
      I'm a quite anxious boy
Who would rather be chased than be chaste!"