Date:         Tue, 24 Jun 1997 10:16:05 -0500
From: Phanny <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      SUB: CONTEST: Humor: LIMERICK: Tribulations of Noah Wheezer

Tribulations of Noah Wheezer

There was an old geezer named Wheezer,
had a wife but ne'er could he please her,
     so he bought her a boa
     but she cried, oh no, noah,
when the boa, not Wheezer, squeezed her.