Date:         Tue, 4 Feb 1997 19:19:52 -0600
From: Sharon Corbett <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      INT: Alyson's Salon

"Hey Alyson!  Think you kin do summat with me an Oglum here?"

Alyson eyes Oglum up and down and says, "Depends on what you expect me to
do..."

Oglum grins broadly and lets loose a prolonged phart.

Both the ladies dive phor shelter, grabbing harem wear phrom a box in the
corner and quickly donning a veil.

Oglum looks cornphused....

"Oglum, don't you think these are sexy?" Phanny asks innercently.

"Mfffmmt!"

"OK, Alyson, why don't you work on Oglum while I go shop phor a new dress..."

"PHANNY!  You ain't gonna leave me here .... um..... er... what should I
do with him?"

Both ladies survey Oglum P. Boomp cereally phor a minute, then Phanny
says, "Whale... before you do his hair...."

"*What* hair???"

"He's gotta phew there, Aly...  Before you do that, he prolly needs a
bath an respectable duds.  You do alla that?"

"For most people...."

"Hmmmm.... yeah,.... I see.... lemmee go round up some help.  Be rat
back."  And Phanny if off before Aly can stammer.

Oglum turns his attentions to Aly and gives her his best twisted grin.