Date:         Wed, 12 Feb 1997 19:09:38 -0500
From: Catherine Berchtold <bercht@PIPELINE.COM>
Subject:      Re: INT: Haven for Hopeful Romantics (A Dysmal Day?)

At 01:39 PM 2/12/97 -0000, RainiMadden wrote:

>     "Oh, he doesn't want to go see some silly dragon!" an insistent
>female voice said as it neared the foyer. "Let *me* show you around," the
>woman said while batting her incredibly long eyelashes at Beast and began
>to drag him toward the gardens. "Hi! My name's White, Snow White...but
>you can call me Snow."
>     Beauty watched Beast head toward the garden and sighed. She trusted
>Beast not to get his fairy tai...uh...tales mixed up...but it *was*
>almost Valentine's Day.  ;)

Snow White leaned against the trunk of a large tree, trying her best
to strike a sexy pose for Beast.  Fortunately, a breeze began to flutter
her blue-black hair and she anticipated what his reaction would be to
her seduction.

Nothing.  The Beast didn't move.

Time went by and Snow's legs ached from holding her striking pose.
She thought to herself, I've given him ample time and he insist on
playing like he's shy.  That's fine with me.  Now he's at my mercy.

Snow pealed herself off the tree and paused for a moment to allow
the blood to flow freely through her legs again.  Smiling ever so
slightly, she prowled her way closer to Beast.

"I must warn you, I have a thing for tall, hairy men with fantastically
beautiful blue eyes."  Snow purred and continued to move closer until
there was only inches separating them.

"You didn't really want to go see that smelly, ol' dragon, did you?
No, of course not."  She winked at him as if they were conspiring
partners.  "I know your type, Beast.  I know what you want and
I've got it.  If you'll be real sweet and escort me to the Valentine's
dance, I'll give it to you.  Right here.  Right now."

Snow took a step back, hesitated for effect, then began to slowly
unbutton her cloak.  (Compliments of the HHR management)   Her
eyes never leaving his, she pulled open her cloak and reached inside.

In a husky whisper, she tempted, "Here it is, Baby, come and get it."
In a flash, she pulled out a Twinkie and waved it before the Beast's
hungry blue eyes.