Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1997 21:12:35 -0500 From: BARBARA HARRIS Subject: INT: F: (HHR) The Bogiday Inn -- [ From: Barbara Harris * EMC.Ver #2.5.1 ] -- Cupid #33 crossed the threshold of the Bogiday Inn and looked around in a daze. Behind the desk, the lone proprietor stood picking his nose, surrounded by odiferous skunk cabbages. "Hmmm," whispered Cupid. "He's tall. He's reasonably handsome. He'll do!" Thwack! Stinky Sox looked up in shock as a tiny arrow labelled Snow White which had a bit of apple peel clinging to it, winged across the room and into his heart. The two slugs painting paisley designs across his shaved head shuddered briefly and then loped gleefully towards each other, leaving an even more intricate purple and orange slime trail across the man's head. He flicked his ponytail, and came quickly out of his temporary bedazed state. "What the heck?" said Stinky? "I've got this sudden urge to go to the Valentine's Gala Ball! I guess I'd better get dressed up a bit!" He went off upstairs in search of his friend the Gassy Gnoll. Cupid #33 followed close behind... -- @>-->-->------ Love & ------<--<--<@ Light, Barbara, wishing Spring would get sprung! @)--,--'-- @>-->-->-- @}~~~~~ @)--,--'-- @>-->-->-- @}~~~~~ @)--,--'-- Population, when unchecked, increases in a geometrical ratio. Subsistence only increases in an arithemetical ratio. -Thomas Robert Malthus (1798!) (He said that without seeing "The Trouble with Tribbles"!) --'--,--(@ --<--<--<@ ~~~~~{@ --'--,--(@ --<--<--<@ ~~~~~{@ --'--,--(@ Barbara Harris ~ TCZJ32B@Prodigy.com "The A-Bomb enables no man." -Bigfoot Heh, and I thought the *Adam* bomb caused the population explosion! -Hagatha, wielding Eternal PUN-ishment.