Date: Sun, 20 Oct 1996 23:38:21 -0500 From: Catherine Berchtold Subject: INT: WFJ: Western Fantasy Journalism... THE HUNDRED ACRE WOODS: Five rawhide bikini clad women were seen entering the Hundred Acre Woods. Rumor has it, they have taken over Rabbit's hole of a home and eating all of Pooh's honey. One eye witness states the leader of the clan is none other than Ms. Bobbitt herself. The crowd gathering on the edge of the Hundred Acre Woods are now calling the outlaws the Bobbitt Brawny Bandits or the BBB Gang. Suspicions have arose as to the skins used in making the rawhide bikinis. The BBB Gang are leaving a trail of skinned scrotums along the road side by the dozens. This is making the men of the community rather nervous and the sales of chastity belts have increased. Shortly before this reporter left the scene, the crowd held hands for a moment of silent meditation for the safety of Christopher Robin. We can only hope the bandits will have mercy on a helpless little boy. (NEXT?)