Date:         Tue, 22 Oct 1996 13:45:58 -0500
From: Sharon Corbett <corbett@SLUAXA.SLU.EDU>
Subject:      INT: WFJ: Western Fantasy Journalism...

BREAKWATER, Phantasia--Notorious New Orleans sheriffs Sterling Silver and
Rusty Nail were brought in today to help bring down the Bikini Bandits
and their basilisks.  The Bandits have been sighted twice this week in
the Breakwater area, by bouncers at the Breakwater Brewhaus and Billiards
Club.  It is believed that the Bandits might brazenly barge into the bar,
breaking balls and beating bouncers brutally before backing out with
babbling hostages.  Terrified townsfolk tighten locks, as Sheriff Silver
selects several secure sites to set substantial snares for the Bandits.
Sheriff Nail needs nine nervy nobles of note to nab the nimble nymphos of
the north in a net.  Newsmen nervously report that one of the Bandits is
nearly naked now, having broken the bottom of her bikini on a bramble.
Residents are reminded to remain inside and not let children play with
balls.

Phanny

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