From: Will a real person stand up? <mbarker@MIT.EDU>
Subject:      CHALLENGE: The Kaffuffle Creator
Comments: To: the seated ones <writers@mitvma.mit.edu>

Our very own queen of the frozen wastes (like dropped ice cream
cones?) recently asked that ever pregnant question which has plagued
humanity for at least ten minutes:

"So, what's created the kaffuffle?"

That's your challenge.

Yes, you!  Stop right now whatever silliness you were going to drag
the muck into and think.

(yuck, what ugly faces you is making.  you want your face to freeze
like that?  and is that smoke coming out of your not-so-clean
cauliflower ears?  okay, quit kidding and THINK!)

Then in one hundred words (more or less, and we'll go easy on you, you
can use non-monosyllabic verbage this time!)...where was I?...oh, in
one hundred words, make us ready to join you in praise of the little
old kaffuffle creator of your innermost dreams.

Please post only one kaffuffle creator response a day.  Too many
kaffuffle creators spoil the dranigle, you know?

A kaffuffle creator for our times.  With kaffuffle critters no doubt?

(What's a kaffuffle?  Oh, about 300 times a day...:-)
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