SOH?! 
The Society of Heathens

The Society of Heathens lets you pick your own lord(s) and savior(s). Current choices are:

(infinity symbol), 0,1, 42

Ahura Mazda, Alan Greenspan, Alanis Morrisette, Alcohol, Allah, Ama-ama-amasi-amasi, Anonymous, Anubis, Aphrodite, ATGC, Athena, Atticus Finch

Baha'u'llah, Barbie, Baron Samedhi, Barry Ween, Baseball, BASIC, Beetlejuice, Beavis, Beelzebub(ba), Beer, Ben and Jerry, BitTorrent, Bling Bling, Bodhisattva, Books, Brahma, Brahms, Brian, Buddha, Buddy Christ, Buffy

C8H10N402, Chaos, Charleton Heston, Chi, Chocolate, Christ, Chunk, The Church Lady, Coca-Cola, Confucius, Cthulu

Darwin, Democracy, Dionysus, DOG, Don Corleoni, The Donald, Dr. Atkins, Dr. Claw, Dr. Seuss, Dumbledore, Dungeonmaster, Dylan

e=mc2, eBay, Ender, Entropy, Esperanto

The Fonz, The Force, Ford, FORTRAN, Four Horsemen, Freedom, Freud, Friday

Gaia, Gandalf, Ganesha, Ganja, George Burns, The Gerber baby, Gizmo, God, Google, The Gray Lady

Hannukah Harry, Happy Hour, He Who Must Not Be Named, Hecate, Hera, Hitchcock, Hollywood, The Holy Spirit, Homer, Horus

Iluvatar, Imana, IMDB, IMF/World Bank, Inari, Inherent worth and dignity of every person, Interdependent web of all existence, The Internet, Isis

James Joyce, Janus, Jehovah, Jerry Garcia, Jesus, Jim Caviezel, Jim Jones, Joe Camel, John Deere, John Doe, John Wayne, Jorei, Joseph Smith, Justice

K'che Manitou, Kali, Kami, Kenny, Koans, Kramer, Krishna, Kronos, Kung-Fu-Tzu, Kwoth

L. Ron Hubbard , Lady Luck, Lao-tzu, The Leaping Beryllians, Lenin, Lennon, Leonardo (Leonardo), Leto II, Library of Congress, Lilith, Loki, Love, Lucifer

Madonna, Mammon, The Man, Manna, Mars, Marx, Mary Baker Eddy, Maynard G. Krebs, McDonalds, Mephistopheles, Merlin, Michael Jordan, Mickey Mouse, Microsoft, MIT, Mithras, Moby Dick, Mohammed, Molimo, Mom, Monday night football, Money, Morpheus, Mr. X, Music, Myers-Briggs, Myself

Nature, Neitzche, Neo, Nicotene , Nirvana, Noam Chomsky, The Nothing, Nzame

Obi Wan, Odin, Oil, Oludumare, Oprah, Opu Tamuno, The Oracle, Osiris

Pan, Papa Legba, Peace (and cookies), Phoenix, Pilates, Pizza, Pluto, Pooh, The Pope, Prada, The Precious, The President, The primordial ooze, Prometheus

Q, Quatzequatel, Queer Eye

Ra, Ralph Nader, Ralph the Wonderllama, Rock and Roll, Ron Jeremy

Samwise, Santa, Science, Sex, Shakespeare, Shiva, Siddhartha, Silent Bob, Sinatra, The South, Spam, St. Procrastinada, Stewie, Strong Bad, Superman

Taco Bell, Tao, Texas Hold’em, Thor, Thoth, Tim?, Tirthankaras, Tony Soprano, Tooth Fairy, Trinity, Truth, TTU, TV

v=ir, Valentine Michael Smith, Venus, Vishnu, Visa, Vodou

Wakan Tanka, Wal-Mart, Willem Dafoe, Wireless, The Wizard, Wyrd Sisters

Yataa, Yaweh, Yoda, Yoga, You

Zarathustra, Zeus, Zulu

All of the above

None of the above

None of your business

Other __________

Check out the history and the front and back of the original SOH shirt (and please ignore the cat hair).


Want to join The Society of Heathens?

Please send comments, suggestions, and requests for membership to me via email (melgoldsipe at yahoo dot com). In your message, let me know whether I may share your comments publicly on this site.

Current comments and suggestions for additional lord(s) and savior(s) for SOH?! members to choose


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Maintained by Mel Goldsipe (melgoldsipe at yahoo dot com)

Created May 2004

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