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GCF Leadership 1999 Retreat at Toah Nipi
Episode 1
A long time ago, in a retreat camp far far away, a small band
of rebels, desperately struggles with the mighty forces of the
galactic empire, known only as MIT. Facing gloveboxes, silicon
wafers, and the dreaded athena, the Rebellion calls a secret
meeting to reorganize in the lush jungles of Toah
Nipi.......
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| Using the powerful Frisbee device, the Rebellion seizes
control of the several imperial transports. |
Almost immediately, the rebel leaders were set upon by
the imperial traffic light, and the alliance was forced to
scatter and regroup at a dark establishment on periphery of
the planet Boston. |
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| Optimism is high at the first meeting, as Ken dreams of
a better place where he isn't the slave of the NMR and
credit cards roam freely without fear of erasure. |
Upon arrival at Toah Nipi, the Alliance quickly
considers the battle plans while Rami eats enough to feed
entire planets. After many grueling hours, the Alliance
heads to bed, confident that the mighty MIT can be taken
with instructions from the Holy Bible. |
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| The leaders of the Alliance are battle weary, and many
do not make it for breakfast. Lunch, instead, becomes the
first meal. All is not grim, as the ever light hearted
sidekick, Ken, considers what it means to have two full
pitchers of liquid and many dry people (such as Michelle)
around.... |
Even as Ken schemes, Rami thinks only of yet another
feast. Meanwhile, Michelle, the greatest pilot of the
Alliance, keeps close tabs on the ever wily Ken. |
Episode 2
Having eluded the Evil Emipire, MIT, and escaped to the
jungles of Toah Nipi, the Alliance leadership now turns to the
training of the body in preparation for the eventual return to
planet Boston......
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| The Jedi master, Kevin, lectures the young initiates
Rami and the wily Ken. Rami, who is not eating, for once,
shows the victory spirit and the wily Ken plots his next
move. |
The older Jedi then spoke out in support for the
essential Jedi training, volleyball. |
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| The volleyball training was difficult. As to be expected
with all Jedi training. Grueling hours coupled with heat,
sudden squalls, ferocious insects, and the relentless
assaults of the Jedi master, Kevin. Hours later, Kevin
congratulates both Rami and Joe, who completed the training
in spite of grevious injuries. |
The hunger of the Alliance leaders soon surpasses even
what a Jedi can stand. (Especially since Rami ate all the
supplies.) And after much deliberation the leadership
boarded their borrowed imperial vehicles and went in support
of a small post that was resisting the onslaught of the
imperial McDonalds. |
Episode 3
Even as the Rebel leaders meet at the remote planet in the
lush jungles of Toah Nipi, the MIT Empire still holds two key
figures of the Rebellion captive in the labs of MIT
Chemistry. Meanwhile, the Rebel leaders continue their
planning...
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| The Jedi training (and Rami's snacking) has left the
Alliance leaders famished. Dave tears hungrily into the ribs
of a Toah Nipian raptor, while Bonnie, samples the local
fauna. |
The older Jedi, Joe, sensing that young Rami may soon
make a move on his burger, acts quickly. |
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| Hours of deliberation tested even the most experienced
Jedi, and conferences lasted until the next day. During the
deliberations, in a bold move, the Jedi Yann, accompanied by
the princess Margery, escaped the prisons of MIT Chemistry
to join the vaunted leaders of the Alliance at Toah
Nipi. |
After many more hours of deliberations, the Alliance
leadership decided that they had spent enough time at Toah
Nipi, and needed to leave before the MIT legions tracked
them to Toah Nipi. However, before the leaders could leave,
a distrubance in the force caused the crypto keys for one of
the imperial cruisers to be lost in the sewers of Toah
Nipi. |
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| Fortunately though the engineering skills of Dave, and
the brute strength of Steve and Tim, the sewers yielded
their prize. |
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