Session 294

In which our heroes ...

Orhan 1 Day 29 TE 6065

We're called to an emergency labor dispute at the silver mines in Kelfour's Landing. The lugraki have talked to their spirit guides and want to associate with the humans. They demand that we bring them. The one called Kyrik must mate with the large women. The one called Haeraan must mate with the medium sized women. The one called Oathar must mate with the small women. Imre of course, must be reserved for the most beautiful women.

Magellan is out to protect the Merlogi and is trying to stay out of this mess. He says, basically, the Lugraki are unhappy since they can't beat up on trogli anymore. They want human blood so they can start rising in our crazy no beating on people society.

Alynna wonders if maybe we could get them religion instead. Cay says that's possible, but we have to deal with this problem on our own.

We think perhaps we can get a bunch of Niads to give us our half-lugraki doobie back. But then what do we give the niads.

Kyrik decides to make the ultimate sacrifice and infiltrate the Naiad compound. Oh woe.

He gets to talk to Newmoon and Brother Elk a bit. And proposes the trade horny hiads for lugraki plan. Except he never actually uses the word lugraki. So it's unclear if they agreed to anything.

In the end, Oathar teleports the lugraki women to the niad glade, gets them gussied up with niad magic, and sends them in to attend to Newmoon and BrotherElk. Three days later, the pair float to the surface mumbling,,, "The horror.... the horror..." .

Oathar goes down to convert the naids to coinism, and make resistance rolls. Oathar emerges from the stream about a day later. Complete with a permanent blessing of +10 Seduction Resistance (not vs. Naiads).

Haeraan goes looking for rings... he heads to Taminger's Upper. He's thinking moonstones...

Then we go sack the sunken pirate ship because Oathar is feeling very poor having paid 10000 gold to get construction going on the grand cathedral. It's in the Bay of Ulor. Haeraan detects aquatic zombies. We head in. Looks like two ships. They were fighting when they went down.

We find the slaves stuck in teh hold, bet their bones together, defeat the Kraken for the last bone, and put them to rest. Go us! (Oh, and we loot the Kraken's lair).