struct ComputerContractor             
  {                                 
      double    salary;            
      long      lunches;         
      float     jobs;           
      char      unstable;      
      void      work;           
      int       hiring_him_again;  
      const     pain_in_the_arse; 
      unsigned  agreement;       
      short     fuse;          
      volatile  personality;    
      static    progress;          
  };                           
  /* and there are no unions in sight */


Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A pessimist is a married optimist. 

Talking between men and women never solves anything. Where we think, they feel. They are creatures of the heart.

Welcome to Rivendell Mr. Underhill (Score:5, Funny) 
by corvi42 (235814) on Tuesday December 16, @10:28AM (#7734911) 
(http://www.silencegreys.com/memetic_labs/ | Last Journal: Sunday November 17, @11:39AM)  
Welcome to Rivendell Missster Underrrhill. As you can see we've had our eyes on you for some time. You seem to have been living two lives. In one you are Mr. Baggins, a respectable hobbit, you live in a hole, eat and drink a lot, and ... help your gardener take out the garbage. In the other you go by the hobbit alias Frodo. One of these lives has a future in Mordor Mr. Underhill, the other does not!  

I wish that you were sine squared and I was cosine squared so that together, we would be one.

"I just rolled a 'two' on my save vs love throw"

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

If you were a phaser, you'd be set to "stunning"

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..