May 26
[Mollie]: haha, we're going to ship you off to costa rica or somewhere like that
[Ethan]: that would be sooo cool
[Ethan]: the water out there is beautiful
[Mollie]: then we'll ship you off to the congo
[Mollie]: and you can live in a hut
[Ethan]: congo has some amazing forestry
[Mollie]: and some amazing, like, tropical diseases
[Ethan]: i'll bring them back and give them to you!
[Mollie]: awww honey
[Mollie]: then no one could say you never gave me anything


May 29
[Mollie]: yay! you're nicer than your brother. he was trying to find my evil motives in sending presents... as if i were sending a mail bomb or something
[Ethan]: oy... i know you wouldnt do that... you are from ohio
[Mollie]: haha, and that means i'm not evil?
[Mollie]: or just that i don't know how to make a mail bomb?
[Ethan]: can i chose both????


June 1
[Mollie]: i guess why i was saying it was very ethan of you is that i think it's funny (very appreciated, but funny) that you like to take my life as one big project for reformation
[Mollie]: is that a good explanation?
[Ethan]: haa haa
[Mollie]: is that a no?
[Ethan]: eh.. .its certainly not a big project... but something on the side
[Mollie]: HAHAHAHA fixing up my life is only your secondary interest
[Mollie]: on the to-do list, but not at the top


June 12
[Mollie]: so how is the lovely city of boston?
[Ethan]: ok... but i want to meet more girls!
[Mollie]: well i'm sure you can tape a piece of paper to your shirt that says "i'm ethan and i want to meet girls"... you'll get them in flocks
[Ethan]: ahhh... i dont think so
[Mollie]: oh but i do
[Mollie]: that's how i get girls all the time
[Ethan]: oh i see
[Mollie]: you can try putting an ad on a plane too, that usually works
[Ethan]: oy
[Ethan]: you arent helping
[Mollie]: haha, well how am i supposed to help?
[Ethan]: i dont know.... figure something out
[Mollie]: i'm no use for you, you've already stated that you won't date cheerleaders, and that's really all the single cute girls i know
[Ethan]: find more!
[Mollie]: what, so i'm supposed to meet girls, just so that you can meet them? that seems like i'm doing most of the work
[Mollie]: i don't really like girls that much
[Ethan]: well you better start hee hee


July 10
[Ethan]: so... rose not there... what did you eat for dinner?
[Mollie]: i killed a mouse and baked it
[Mollie]: maybe it was a rat
[Mollie]: i had leftovers from last night, silly


August 6
[Ethan]: so are you going to be ready to pick me up girls when school starts?
[Mollie]: hell yeah! i'll be your wingman
[Ethan]: sweetness
[Ethan]: becuase i'm getting even more sexified...
[Mollie]: hahahahahhahahaha
[Mollie]: i mean, cool
[Ethan]: so... i should totally be getting women by the boat load
[Ethan]: with your help of course
[Ethan]: but remeber they have to be goodlooking... and good personalities...
[Mollie]: haha, what kind of wingman would i be if i got you ugly, boring girls?!?


Aug 9
[Ethan]: so when you come back to boston are you going to clean my room?
[Mollie]: hahahahhaha
[Mollie]: only if you pay me
[Ethan]: what sort of payment?
[Mollie]: sexual favors of course
[Mollie]: MONEY
[Ethan]: well you dont need the money
[Ethan]: so i guess it will have to be sex
[Mollie]: but i need the sex?
[Ethan]: mollie... you always need sex


Aug 18
[Ethan]: well when you use me as a cuddle boy... there is clearly no relationship to follow
[Mollie]: okay understood
[Ethan]: good
[Ethan]: we will not even get close to getting into a relationship... and we realize that our love-hate is the best its going to get
[Mollie]: haha yes ethan, we are in a relationship
[Mollie]: a love-hate relationship
[Mollie]: a long-term love-hate relationship


Aug 21
[Mollie]: i put up the monkey curtain!
[Ethan]: oh yeah?
[Ethan]: hows it look?
[Mollie]: it looks sweet!
[Ethan]: (over the blue one correct?)
[Mollie]: nope just by itself
[Mollie]: yes over the blue one
[Ethan]: ok... i dont want there to be too much of a line trying to look at me shower... a little crowd control is good
[Mollie]: oh, but i put up a queue
[Mollie]: so that the crowd forms an orderly line
[Ethan]: ok... just making sure
[Mollie]: i got your back
[Mollie]: and a number machine, like the kind they have at the deli
[Mollie]: asian freshmen get the priority numbers