Eligibility:

1) Need to have an even number of arms, clean teeth and a sense of fashion.
2) Tall, rich women prefferred. However, a rich heart and high heels are almost as good.
3) Please have (at least some) self esteem, and positive outlook on life.
4) Last but not the least, you need to be friendly, written in bold.

If you do not think you qualify, please do not send any emails.

If you think you do, then remember: "Every friend you have started out as a stranger".

Send
1) Three pictures, one front view, others taken from each side
2) Copy of drivers license or state ID
3) Love letter
4) Resume (optional)

To: mskilic at mit dot edu