ITz EiLLeN: you dirty slut

Email from Antionio:

Yes, I am sending this e-mail to everyone. Yes, I am using every address I can find. Yes, this is insane, and probably very annoying. Yes, you all should have expected this. So, yes, soccer. There are SO MANY PEOPLE! It's wonderful, and, delicious. I am totally (and I mean, "TOTALLY") available on Saturday, at 10 AM, at Columbus Park. (Aside: are we still playing at that ghetto park? Not to disdain our roots too much, but that field's seen more than its fair share--funny share, definitely just quite right, like a Jacques Pepin soup--of injuries. Then again, sans Team Korea, we are a little goal-less.) But, so as to be fair to people still working out schedules (or in Cody's case, those whose schedules have already boxed them out), I'd just like to do a tally of what people's Friday plans might be, and how comfortable (really) we all are with Saturday. Now, don't get me wrong; I love Saturday like I love doughnuts--and man, do I love doughnuts--but we have to be flexible in order that we be fun. In any case, my mom's birthday is Friday, so we'll probably do something in the evening and my sister's friend's debut is on Saturday night, so basically weekend nights are no good for Antonio. But mornings and afternoons are good. And in terms of soccer, I am down for either day--both, if  necessary. This was supposed to be short, but I changed my mind.  Seriously, I'm just up for a fucklingly fun game. I've been waiting  for this (among other things, of course) all semester. All semester.  All. Semester. -JAT

Eillen's reply to above email:

ANTONIO YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. please reread the email
you sent to everyone and then, read my comment again.

- love eillen rose peralta.

(Note: if you know Antonio, you understand why I find this so amusing)

ncub33: forget it, you just do. you're friendly, play sports, have a sense of humor, and are drama free
incub33: --> you rock
tonic lana: you need to come over and make out with me right now
incub33: how much are tickets? ;-)
tonic lana: $200 :-)
incub33: haha
incub33: let's do it

WesMcKinn: my brain needs more RAM

ryteon 3: that movie touched me in a way no other movie has touched me -Tyrone on Gigli

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(in a very knowing voice) "Fat doesn't begin with F!" -Kendall (a.k.a. the blonde one)

"We need to get a group together hardcore tomorrow to pound this fucking thing out, because this problem set is currently the bane of my existence." -Wes

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"does anyone else know that Hollister is actually the BUTTCRACK of this world, and that anyone who wears a shirt that says hollister is actually a dumbass who isn't aware of the geographic location of hollister, and that there's nothing IN IT. alsdfjlls. well thats what i wanna be when i grow up anyways. i wanna work in a firm and manipulate stupid kids into spending money on my shit." --Eillen

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