1.
Beware! Gossip is,
entre nous, sub rosa, but
not sub-RumorBot.
2.
Bill Clinton's choices
Leave with TV coverage
Or just steal away
3.
Phillip Morris ads
We killed your parents and now
Smile as we kill you
4.
Norton calls oil men
Doles out drilling rights fairly
A "balanced" approach
5.
Bill's famed empathy
Is not a gift if you're Rich
A quid pro pardon
6.
Poverty sure sucks
Give a tax cut to the rich
So they don't get poor
7.
civilian pull
controlling the submarine
tragedy rising
8.
Spacecraft's death spiral
Gravity's desire tugging
Eros' hard embrace
9.
There is no more news--
It is just propaganda
The right wing creates.
10.
Let's hate the Clintons
And while we are so engaged
Bush rapes our freedoms
11.
Sharon's leering gaze
Wanders from the West Bank to
Condoleezza's legs
12.
Bombs rain on Iraq
Star Wars II defies allies
A "humbler" approach