1.
After much alarm,
Y2K tomato scare
hardly hill of beans.
2.
For syllable count,
toes work as well as fingers,
closer to your soul.
3.
Ev'ry tomato
has three syllables for sure.
Don't know what that means.
4.
Why Y2K fears?
Gullible tomatoes mad,
feel they have been had.
5.
Rutabagas and
tomatoes...Odd obsession!
Mildly disturbing.
6.
The shut London Eye
to watch its own reflection
leans over the Thames.
7.
Found Y2K EDKU glitches.
Frequent syllable-counting errors.
Confused by extra fingers.
8.
Rutabagas and
tomatoes------Odd Obsession?
Lettuce leaf it beet.
9.
Weary fingers type
words as short as possible
come long winter nights.
10.
Undulating hips
Swayingly beckon to me--
Oh, what an ocean!
11.
Red, black, yellow, white--
Seemingly living on Earth
Together as one.
12.
Sadness and healing
often show up entwined in
one perfect heartbreak.
13.
Hope springs eternal.
Disappointments come and go.
Death waits patiently.
14.
President cheated
so, of course, elect his wife
as his punishment.
15.
I'm the haiku king
My skills earn me loads of yen
And all due respect
16.
New New Hampshire poll.
Bradley, McCain pull ahead.
Forbes up there behind.
17.
Morning ice-scraping
Makes me feel like a grown-up,
I kinda like it...
18.
Experience hones,
fine edges on skill, yet lies
in talent's shadow.
19.
Everyone claims win.
Winner seldom wins again.
Iowa caucus.
20.
Gore a lot like a
Nixon with muscles, without
All the Nixon warmth.
21.
Hatch finishes last.
Powerful Microsoft foe.
Break up Orrin Hatch.
22.
White hurricane came
Many inches of snow here
I am glad--I teach!
23.
T.V warnings and
Scared magazine articles...
Scream global warming!
24.
If Elián stole
In from Haiti, we would scream
ELIÁN GO HOME!