Edku: June 1998

Move backwards to May 1998.

1.
Ken Starr has extra-
marital affair--lies a-
bout it to his wife.

--Paul Richards, bd670@lafn.org

2.
Jazz score record low
squeak out just 54 points
didn't come to play

--sterling@law.harvard.edu

3.
Florida fires burn.
A hurricane will douse them.
Pat Robertson prays!

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

4.
Woe is the dollar.
By now you might have guessed that
I'm Canadian.

--Rebecca, gzales@home.com

5.
So test the nukes out.
Try them just to see they work.
Yep they do, now what?

--Rebecca, gzales@home.com

6.
HIP. HIP. HIP HOORAY.
The Bulls win again (Michael!).
This has two verses.

--Rebecca, gzales@home.com

7.
Save my EDKU, please.
You'll need it again next year.
Go BULLS, RAH RAH RAH!

--Rebecca, gzales@home.com

8.
In today's headlines.
Monica blows alibi.
Loose lips sink Starr's ships.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

9.
high court speaks its mind
rehnquist writes the opinion
ken starr loses big

--Leslie Sterling, sterling@law.harvard.edu

10.
lawyers' lips are sealed
keep secrets beyond the grave
vince can rest in peace

--Leslie Sterling, sterling@law.harvard.edu

11.
Linda Tripp is back!
Spills Monica's guts to Starr.
Everyone Grateful.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

12.
A T & T grows.
Telemarketing picks up.
More calls at dinner!

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

13.
Evil Disneyland!
Southern Baptists stay away.
Isn't it Goofy.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

15.
Goose poop in the park.
Many warning signs posted.
But geese cannot read.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

16.
Tripp's turn will come soon.
Jealous "friend" or patriot?
The jury's still out.

--Janie Applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

17.
Klan visits Jasper.
Gallant Knights claim innocence.
Did we hear a laugh?

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

18.
Thank God Spring's over
Maybe now we'll get relief
From this Texas heat?

--Karen Farrell, kmf@gxt.com


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John Cho, jync@mit.edu