1.
Ken Starr has extra-
marital affair--lies a-
bout it to his wife.
2.
Jazz score record low
squeak out just 54 points
didn't come to play
3.
Florida fires burn.
A hurricane will douse them.
Pat Robertson prays!
4.
Woe is the dollar.
By now you might have guessed that
I'm Canadian.
5.
So test the nukes out.
Try them just to see they work.
Yep they do, now what?
6.
HIP. HIP. HIP HOORAY.
The Bulls win again (Michael!).
This has two verses.
7.
Save my EDKU, please.
You'll need it again next year.
Go BULLS, RAH RAH RAH!
8.
In today's headlines.
Monica blows alibi.
Loose lips sink Starr's ships.
9.
high court speaks its mind
rehnquist writes the opinion
ken starr loses big
10.
lawyers' lips are sealed
keep secrets beyond the grave
vince can rest in peace
11.
Linda Tripp is back!
Spills Monica's guts to Starr.
Everyone Grateful.
12.
A T & T grows.
Telemarketing picks up.
More calls at dinner!
13.
Evil Disneyland!
Southern Baptists stay away.
Isn't it Goofy.
15.
Goose poop in the park.
Many warning signs posted.
But geese cannot read.
16.
Tripp's turn will come soon.
Jealous "friend" or patriot?
The jury's still out.
17.
Klan visits Jasper.
Gallant Knights claim innocence.
Did we hear a laugh?
18.
Thank God Spring's over
Maybe now we'll get relief
From this Texas heat?