1.
Detroit takes a sip
"Ugh! We need it watered down!"
Weak cup of CAFE
2.
Corporate patriots
Flee in droves to Bermuda
Leave taxes behind
3.
"Shadow government"
It's not in concrete bunkers
It's in plush board rooms
4.
Arthur Andersen:
To avoid losing client
Auditors went blind
5.
Massage the numbers
To meet analysts' forecasts
Can you say "Enron"?
6.
Election "winner"
Land "reform" instigator
Robber Mo'grabby
7.
Meteoric rise
Now a Swift fall down the polls
Jane's ride is over
8.
Bush war on terror
Europe's iron-clad support
He hurls back their steel
9.
Puppeteer Yasir
World pleads for end to attacks
The strings are broken