1.
Al swipes Jeb's orange
George pilfers Bill's little rock
Ralph steals Al's pals' hearts
2.
The Earth dies screaming!
"Globalization for All"?
What are they dreaming?
3.
We don't have "more time"
Tundra's melting; the death loop--
Methane, the Warming.
4.
So, the time has come
Yet, some are still, umm, contraire
To Global Warming
5.
Cold ocean bottom;
The nuclear reactors lay.
Please, don't eat the fish!
6.
Hole in the North ice
Not since fifty million years.
"Water"--the Planet.
7.
we relive the fight
an active death in forests
the fight that gives life
8.
President Clinton
Yes means no and no means yes
Then what do I do
9.
Butterfly ballot
Not whom I wanted to win
Holes did not line up
10.
Her vote discounted
She sits on an old park bench
Hearing her voice fade
11.
Inside the locked door,
a nation's future crouches.
Florida's the key.
12.
Who's orange is it?
Al and George both grab for it
Jeb hides behind bush
13.
An orange blossom
George smiles as butterfly lands
Whoosh! Al swings his net
14.
Voters punch out Gore
Canvassers looking for light
Countless hanging on
15.
Partisan shrillness
My state is a battleground
Sunshine no longer
16.
Rhetoric inflames
Once the earth has been scorched
Can there be healing?
17.
Don't eat the chads folks
Just leave them on the floor folks
Bush wants to sweep there
18.
Sec O' State Harris
Soon to be Ambassador.
May we suggest Chad?
19.
Orange dissected
Now matter how you slice it
It's hard to swallow
20.
Ballot buying failed
Candidate cries constantly
Poor me poor poor me
21.
Honor, dignity
Celebrating freedom now
Waving flags proudly
22.
Mad puppet dancing
Chasing opportunity
Causing division
23.
Proclaimed senator
Declares war on republic
While wearing pantsuit
24.
Speaks while the public
Successfully finds remote
To mandate switch switch
25.
Sunshine state deluged
Reporters running rampant
Distorting the truth
26.
People supporting
The truly needy the sly
And politicians
27.
Second amendment
Watch dogs of freedom, target
Annihilation
28.
Love unbound set free
Government on His shoulders
No fear forever
29.
Dems are "protesters,"
GOP, "operatives."
Media bias.
30.
Count all blue beans, don't
count white ones! Your party says
which are the right ones.
31.
Hot air from The Hague
Big Oil fans flames of discord
Greens break out in sweat
32.
Kevorkian smiles
Mailbox crammed with job offers
He must learn Dutch, though
33.
Starlink corn, mad cows
Portugal and France decline
Fritos and Big Macs