SPAM Haiku 10301-10400

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10301.
Ten thousand! More each
Day!! Something this popular
Must be illegal.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

10302.
Hey, it's "Say Something
Nice About SPAM Week"! Er... Um...
Why don't you go first?

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

10303.
Hollywood today:
Stuff plot, effects, ads in can
It's SPAMageddon.

--Bob Greiner, greinerb@earthlink.net

10304.
Smoke a fat cigar
Eat a juicy SPAMBURGER
Satisfy your soul

--Timmy Partridge, UK

10305.
How do I love SPAM?
In foreign food recipes
In Ireland perhaps.

--I R A N T, Cobby@hurstnet.com

10306.
You can't beat women
But you sure can beat your SPAM.
Stick to SPAM, O.J.!

--Cal. Reamer, SF Cally

10307.
When parents grow old
Children tape them in wheelchairs
And make THEM eat SPAM.

--G. Menendez, 'nuf said

10308.
Golden pagoda
Glistens like the geisha's thighs
SPAM cleans and protects

--Spamus Shamus, anonymous

10309.
And for the bike jocks:
Bicycle seats made of SPAM
Scratch, sniff, and eat stuff.

--Ruby Wright, hey rube@proc.edunut

10310.
In between the ears
Of supervisors it's known
Vast SPAM mines exist.

--Johnny Tartus, Hey Chelsea!

10311.
Weekend warriors
And chippies who just dabble
Still buy more than SPAM

--H. Long, henryl@aol.com

10312.
Your eyes.......Pools of SPAM
I melt into your secret
And drip down your hair.

--Oh Tammy, I love you girl, Call me @ once

10313.
Right now Japan is
Exactly where greed took them
Spammed too many loans

--Itsa Bitchi, Rong@smartmail.com

10314.
I eat this poison
It ravages my body
But I enjoy it

--Bobbie Joe Gonad, zoolooney1@hotmail.com

10315.
The SPAM I eat now;
Gluttonous, I consume thee.
Sleep, perhaps, to dream?

--Shookie

10316.
Doctors said I was
A hypochondriac; then
They heard I ate SPAM...

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

10317.
Would you like the SPAM?
No, I think I'll have some Treet
SPAM's rival pink meat

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10318.
A dusty can sits
So high upon the top shelf
Poor unfulfilled me!

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10319.
A word to the wise
If you fry it, they will come
That's how to get guys

--Rhiannon, LadySomnus@aol.com

10320.
Pink food sits on plate
Green stomach reels from the blow
Blue face waits doctor

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10321.
Oh joyous food stuff
End my hunger pains for free
SPAM paid for my school

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10322.
God created Man
Man is so far less than God
Man created SPAM

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10323.
God created Man
Man is imperfect on Earth
Man created SPAM

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10324.
1980 SPAM
Superb texture, smoky taste,
Smooth greasy finish.

--Vintage SPAM

10325.
Chili beans and SPAM
I can't go hunting today
Buckshot for the john

--Cujo

10326.
We are hard working
We are true SPAM eating folk
We're just plain hard up

--Bogus Name, Bogus E-mail

10327.
Hush up and listen....
Hear it sizzling in the pan?
SPAM's saying "Eat me!"

--Jerry C.

10328.
So you're a mermaid?
Why you so green, fishy girl?
You been eating SPAM?

--Katy the Mermaid

10329.
I gave my life up
So you could nosh on pink flesh
Eat me with relish

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10330.
Squealing pig goes in
God know what happens inside
You can taste the pain

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston

10331.
I gave my wife love
She gave me just SPAM to eat
What did I do, now?

--Ron Huddleston, r_huddleston@yahoo.com

10332.
Pig hooves or cow dung?
Perhaps the bark of a tree.
What is SPAM, really?

--Chck" the fag" Soder

10333.
Anniversaries
All of them gifted with SPAM
We need a divorce

--Hey Joe

10334.
Iran .....There's no SPAM
To the store to get some more
Blue can, thank you ma'am

--Acksuse Me

10335.
Pot and SPAM combo
Like Howie and Virgin Buoy
There's no good taste there

--WRKOuch

10336.
Porkers immortal
Mummified hawg in a can
Egyptian envy

--King Tut Tut

10337.
Live, love, laugh, like SPAM
That's the kind of guy I am
Mostly gone to pot

--Spamaman

10338.
Don't let it hang out
I keep my pork in the can
And I am not gay

--Barney Hotdog

10339.
Pink pork inspector
She's always checking it out
Hey girlie, look up

--K.T. Lady

10340.
Tell me about SPAM
A young boy asked his grandpaw
Grandpaw blew his nose

--Our Son Wells

10341.
Momma, what is SPAM?
Well......this little piggy got
Stomped, squished, smashed, and canned.

--Anonymous

10342.
Garden of delights
Earthy, essential, secret
And SPAM had the key

--eric h.

10343.
My mother, bless her
Although she never ate SPAM
Force fed it to us.

--Menendez Boyz

10344.
Roaches don't eat SPAM
Teaches the ringless caller
Enemama mine

--Enemama

10345.
some animal parts
thrown together in a can
a spam loaf is made

--jenn presutto, D2P2WMNJ

10346.
Priests like little boys
They should let them get married
And SPAM their own kids

--Judas Priest

10347.
Wrestling nude in SPAM,
gelatinous by-products
smeared across my breasts.

--laura, lal34@columbia.edu

10348.
Soccer is sports SPAM
The French win using their heads
Didn't they always?

--Wee Wee Mon Sewer, Pepe Le Phew

10349.
SPAM, erection food
SPAM helps raise buildings, bridges
And teepeed the sheets

--Anonymous

10350.
Alcoholics drink,
Shake, sweat, heave, and stink out loud...
SPAM does that to me.

--Al Coholic

10351.
SPAM cures what ails you
Like a haircut for your guts
A ball, just for you

--Spamkoot, J. Grey

10352.
It's not how you live
It's how you die that matters.
Let SPAM help you out.

--Bagman, bross@aol.com

10353.
Want to lose weight fast?
Limit your intake to SPAM.
Up to here, I am.

--Anyone that's Me

10354.
Play SPAM dominoes
Rapid improvement promised
Loser must eat tiles

--Pink Dominoes

10355.
Life in the projex
You can smell the SPAM smoking
In between the checks

--Lafrac/Iraq, Ny Ny

10356.
dingleberry jam
not beef, not chicken or ham
toilet tissued SPAM

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10357.
behold my nodules
swollen with SPAM's great bounty
toxic treasure chest

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10358.
grip reality
in one hand, SPAM in other
see which makes more farts

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10359.
gotta get some SPAM
or social life will surely
go down the shit can

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10360.
pubic hairs crusty
with SPAM's tell-tale flakes are hard
to explain to wife

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10361.
Mona Lisa smiles
so peaceful and knowingly
she before SPAM's time

--Pressedham Don`tnap, docyoga@aol.com

10362.
Luciano, Lucky
Thought everything was ducky
Until he was SPAMMED

--Anonymous

10363.
Mr. Christopher
Used to be a Saint, but ain't
Fridays he ate SPAM

--Anonymous

10364.
I'm doing ten years.
That's how many cans of SPAM
And salad tosses?

--Chef No Tell

10365.
Military men
Love to eat their happy mess.
"Don't ask, don't tell"......Guess!

--Bilko

10366.
The Crapper Rapper
Ate a can of Hormel SPAM
Play Stop The Music

--Constipated Sam

10367.
Dixie cups of SPAM
Small boobs in southern bras man
I thought it was sweat

--Johnny Reb

10368.
My girlfriend Sushi,
Tasty little tuna bit,
Whiffs louder than SPAM!

--Charles T. Una

10369.
Brand new baby child....
As pink and slimy as SPAM,
But they say he's cute.

--Crazy Janie , Boston

10370.
Warriors dying
Gushing blood and flushing life
Patch 'em up with SPAM

--Rhodie

10371.
SPAM in my urine?
It must have been Monica's.
She eats anything

--Bubba Si

10372.
Vegemite Aussies
Would rather slow poke hossies
Then give up their SPAM.

--Dundee

10373.
Let Sheila feel ya
And you won't go back to men
SPAM maybe, men no!

--Dundee

10374.
Don't Gingrich your newt
Or you're apt to go blind boy...
No more SPAM slammin'!

--Ya Hear Me Boy, elrich@umed.edu

10375.
Ol' Scarface Capone
Ate his SPAM with provolone
In his cell alone

--Salami

10376.
Sushi Emperor
Just quit his long time tit job.
Oh well, back to SPAM.

--Jack H. Orner

10377.
Judge Judy and Koch
Just jumped Rusty the bailiff.
Now ain't that some SPAM?

--West 42nd St

10378.
I just looked up SPAM
On my K-Mart computer
Bill Clinton's picture

--Newt Gringoich

10379.
For half a speedball
Drug Spammers line up daily
Methadone clinics

--Free to be

10380.
Tribal casinos
Free SPAM hors d'oeuvres at Foxwoods
Big red man payback

--Henry C. Clark, hen@dcoop.net

10381.
Eve gave Adam SPAM.
God sent Eve out for more SPAM.
Eve went to the can.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

10382.
"For war use only"
SPAM thank god still in the cans
Please pray for world peace

--hortensia anderson, editors@calamitas.com

10383.
Trout stream, swirling pool
Tempting SPAM balls sink slowly
Blam! Hook-up, pan fry

--Sad Tomato

10384.
Old moonshine country..
Top shelf devilled eggs and SPAM.
Cheez Whiz, this is life!

--West Virginny, Hey WV! Haha

10385.
Dye your bloomers gals
Pink would be the choice color
SPAM does that to ya

--Spameater, prospammer@large.now

10386.
At the county fair
All the SPAM that you can eat
Jell-O scented johns

--Larry Notkins, chelsea.ma.

10387.
The blue shades of night
ZIP, RIP, SCREAM! across my lobes
Why did I eat SPAM?

--Elmer Marter, neveragain, notever

10388.
Moon made of pink SPAM
Shine down on our glossy butts
Reflections of love

--Spam Crossed, Lovers in Vt.

10389.
Please Lassie, come home
We'll buy some Kibbles and Bits
But you'll still eat SPAM

--Little Timmy, on the old farm

10390.
Too drunk to stand up.
Couldn't cook, so we ate SPAM
On a one night stand.

--Scully Square, I'll be there

10391.
Raggedy Anne D.
Really knows how to burn SPAM.
Georgia girls can cook.

--Peanut Head, Go Ga. Ga.

10392.
Paranoid Perry
Never could get too merry
Until he swilled SPAM

--HEY PERRY, IT'S ME

10393.
Smell, bite, chew, taste, burp!
Don a dress and strut your SPAM
Starvin' Marvin's back!

--Not Marvin's back, Oh no, he is, poor thing.

10394.
No SPAM Starvin' Marv
Here, take a bite outa this!
Dammit, he bit me!

--Marvin's Snapper

10395.
SPAM spackle your john
Out there in the dark holler
A gal gits hungry

--No. Carolina, Speed trap, country USA

10396.
Yo! Cross your legs gals....
No free peeks Mac Daddy's SPAM,
An that be da word!

--walter johnson, everett man

10397.
The ex-gov. of Mass
Spammed so often for so long
Tinted his hair pink

--Pink Stinker , and that's the truth

10398.
Spamilingusly
he ogled the warm, pink meat.
Poised....ready to snatch.

--SpammaJamma

10399.
Buckminster Abbey,
Now there's a real piece of work.
Y'all eat SPAM and Di!

--Whimpy Countree

10400.
None of you can help.
Can you de-calorize SPAM?
Then just go away.

--OA Mamma, UB2 fat 4me