SPAM Haiku 11401-11500

Move backwards to Numbers 11301-11400.

11401.
Ah so ....SPAM on breath
We know you never taste SPAM
But you do eat it

--Sammy Spam, (&%$) &@!-!#@#

11402.
In the dark of night
with our tummies growling bad
we clutch at the SPAM.

--Anim0n, Anim0n@aol.com

11403.
Twisted perceptions
Diagnosis: SPAMku-ku
Medication: none

--Flatulingual Wolf, *~<):-{>

11404.
Cat tails erected
The old pond's hackles disturbed
SPAM inwardly smiles

--David Harris, Champion Lampworks Lynn Ma.

11405.
Dangerous SPAM can
Iron maiden for piggies
"HERETICAL SWINE!"

--Poop Jack Paul IV, Vatican say vit impunity

11406.
They say I might die
But first...liver biopsy
It looks just like SPAM

--Cast Iron Jock Strap, BBs 4 balls

11407.
I'm not gay today
Thank you Bubba Jesus man
I've seen the pink light

--Cast Iron Jock Strap, BBs 4 balls

11408.
I lived in Chelsea
We dined on cheese, Jolt, and SPAM
Till her pops caught us

--Cast Iron Jock Strap, BBs 4 balls

11409.
West Virginians
Et heps uf helpins uf Spem
Good fer the sidebuns

--WV Where are ya?, And Phrrrrrt! you were gone.

11410.
Boo/koo-doh/e-day
Hey/kah/mee-mee/ay-tay/wah!
Kah/boo/Koo-doh....SPAM

--Herbie the Furby, Hey/Kah/ay-ay/u-nye@Dah/doo-y.com

11411.
SPAM widgets tickle
Sensitive legpit locale
Had yours today?

--SPAnku 2 Boo Boo

11412.
Bad odor from home
Police think it's a dead man
No! It's SPAM cooking

--odelphi@interserv.com

11413.
SPAM comes in a can
SPAM goo clear, slick, and slimy
What is your purpose

--contact_kdr@hotmail.com

11414.
Clapperless brass bell
Tolls messages in shadows
SPAM falls on deaf eyes

--Jimmie the Ghost

11415.
Gaseous figments form
The chamber hissing pellet
Forget me not SPAM

--Exodus Corruptus, Private nu mber

11416.
SPAM discolored flesh
SPF 2, it will do
Rash and so I itch

--Flagyl Ater, Whip it. Skip it. Flip it.

11417.
lady red eats SPAM
she wants to have a party
she bakes a SPAM cake

--linnea

11418.
I like to eat SPAM
SPAM is what I like to eat--
Where does it come from?

--Anonymous

11419.
Yes, I want to die
Hey, Dr. Kevorkian
How's about some SPAM?

--Kristin, shebone@earthlink.net

11420.
spam lovers unite!
spam is meant to be eaten
not haiku beaten

--carly zipp

11421.
Jagged. Finger snag.
Scarlet sauce flows warm and thick.
I faint. Bloody SPAM.

--BadFinger, Durham, England

11422.
Secret Hormel lab
Fights overpopulation.
Try new Soylent Pink!

--Doug Wiley, dwiley@etrademail.com

11423.
You are pink and wet.
I am empty and hungry.
SPAM? I'd rather starve.

--jellybelly, Pinkmeat@Spamericaonline

11424.
What do you call this?
It's Sectioned Parts Absent Meat.
The manager gasps.

--Doug Wiley, dwiley@etrademail.com

11425.
Two unholy feasts,
A choice--the can or mother.
George Donner diary.

--Doug Wiley, dwiley@etrademail.com

11426.
SPAM looks like catfood
It's nasty and disgusting
It is very bad

--KC, Ranch View

11427.
Nasty and salty
It's bad after swallowing
SPAM is disgusting

--TS,Ranch Veiw

11428.
Written in the Times
SPAMku's finally matured
War-era SPAM stash

--Billy Joe, turnerwm@juno.com

11429.
SPAM is very gross
Eating it makes me throw-up
My stomach feels sick

--M.G Ranch View

11430.
Ant was stuck in SPAM
Which tasted really bad, ick
Tastes like slimy ham!

--R,K Ranch View

11431.
Roadkill in a can
With salt on a pig's rat back
Organs of a cat

--CM RANCH VIEW

11432.
SPAM is so nasty
It looks like nasty cat food
It smells like it too!!!

--BC Ranch View

11433.
SPAM, SPAM, I hate SPAM,
I eat SPAM and throw up, BAM!
What's SPAM anyway?

--MATTHEW

11434.
A web site for SPAM,
It's haiku out of a can--
An autumn picnic.

--Don Burns, bcdburns@earthlink.net

11435.
Unbelievable
Eleven-thousand SPAMku
By ten SPAMkuers

--!Congratulations Guys, Locojoker Oh yah!

11436.
Lingering sunset
Mountainous death apparent
SPAM tinted ashes

--Cloud Harvester

11437.
Diabetic SPAM
Meat cube dripping insulin
Practice just practice

--Jose Euill, Josee@worldnet.com

11438.
SPAM used to be me
In grandfather's time was I
Career twilighting

--Pork E. Swine, Nopork@hormel.net

11439.
Homeless turtle shell
Tied to the sash of obi
Freedom giving SPAM

--Netsuki Yaki

11440.
A SPAMwich a day
Keeps the old doctor away
Mortician's Hooray

--Grunt Runt, Squire's Pure Pork

11441.
Pointless dull SPAMku
Very very redundant
Sushi Cadillac

--Come on already....

11442.
"Mother cooks great SPAM!"
A rumor SHE once started
Paid for her slots play

--Harold Mc Phearson

11443.
Beer, creamed SPAM, and peas
South Boston Sunday night treat
Hangover goulash

--Harold McPhearson

11444.
Wet chromium world
Reflections were the once warm
SPAM echoing thought

--Anonymous

11445.
Old country grandma
Conversation limited
SPAM chew clicking teeth

--Ron J. , Colorado

11446.
SPAM I knew you well
Under my skin all these years
Pink cellulite lumps

--Howard Johnson, Howard@howard.edu

11447.
SPAM, SPAM where art thou
In Canada you are scarce
I'll go to Duluth

--Sheila Mackenzie, smackenzie@hubcap.mlnet.com

11448.
the rain drips drops drips
the pavement smells like warm SPAM
Vancouver rain smells

--sheila mackenzie

11449.
I twist twenty times.
Out slides slipp'ry, slimy slab;
Glist'ning pink pig parts.

--John A. Henning, Ph.D., dydg@webtv.net

11450.
For that pink delight,
Ten million keys have twisted.
Now, like beer, pull-tab.

--John A. Henning, Ph.D., dydg@webtv.net

11451.
unlike the lotus
choc'late mounds they result in
SPAM backwards is MAPS

--kimchee, tongwars@mailcity.com

11452.
The menu said tripe
My tongue told me otherwise
My eyes confirm...SPAM

--Salmama, asalamam@amamlas.com

11453.
A ham it is not
though it wants to be so bad--
alas only SPAM.

--Mr.Man

11454.
It slides down my throat
My stomach says what is this?
Rejected sent back

--Mr.Man

11455.
SPAMful ignorance
Hormel challenged appetites
Empty tissue rolls

--Mr. Charmin

11456.
Swan trumpets blaring
Bullfrogs croak and never die
SPAM has heard it all

--Nissan Noodle

11457.
Unlike cherry tree
SPAM blossoms show forever
The porcelain gods smile

--Hank the Bank, Berry Gud!

11458.
Holiday SPAMku
By far worse than SPAM & cheese
Loose partridge droppings

--Ameliorate Spam, Boy did she get sick

11459.
Flow excessively
Tsunamic gastric juices
Hole burn Jockey shorts

--Jockey Schwartz

11460.
Happiness abides
In the belly filled with SPAM
Mindful of SPAMku

--The Big Red M , U B D 1 4 Spam

11461.
greasy meat-like stuff
frying in your lipid ooze
now I quench my lust

--Richard F. Starling, starling@netset.com

11462.
thrift store flowered plate
oily pinkish spammish slab
daddy says it's steak

--Anonymous

11463.
Gangrene eggs and SPAM
Dr. Seuss would blow a gut
Eating SPAM I am

--richard f. starling, starling@netset.com

11464.
That guy ate goat SPAM
Slurping it through a long straw
Licking his goat chops

--That Guy, Unchat@smalltime

11465.
SPAM you make me blue
Having red all about you
The blues have got me

--Harry the Hatter, Does it really matter?

11466.
Vagrant can of SPAM
On the stupormarket floor
Only half eaten

--Homeless in NY, Shelter Inc.

11467.
Sexercise with SPAM
Doctor Ruth does so she claims
Hairy clams and SPAM

--Soshe Claims Mmmmmmmmmm

11468.
Need a woman huh?
Date SPAMela Handerson
And later.....dinner

--Bobby Brown

11469.
Hey pocket pool boy!
And you cucumber girlfriend
Time to switch to SPAM

--Barbi Barbi, bmuse@self.net

11470.
Cho-Cho-Cho-Cho-Choke!
The John SPAMlich maneuver
Na-ga-mi-chi *bow*

--Spamageddon

11471.
And now the reason
Phil Erickson SCREAMS LOUDLY
His SPAM's been zippered

--Spamageddon

11472.
OJ practices
Slicing and dicing with SPAM
OJ kids.... Beware!

--There's no J like OJ, You gotta love his style

11473.
Ham scam call it "SPAM"
In the hood we do it good
Yo man! We do SPAM

--Projex Peeps, Orchard Park in da house

11474.
Hunkerin' low down
When five-o are bustin' pimps
Eatin' hunnie SPAM

--Projex Peeps, Orchard Park in da house

11475.
Hot foot powdered SPAM
Mojo starring one-eyed blind
At jitsy's fur coat

--Who Do Hoodoo You?, New Orlean, La La La

11476.
Bleak wilderness SPAM
Frozen solid chunk of pork
That's screaming LICK ME!

--HOWIE DOIN

11477.
SPAM bicycle seat
Ridden wildly by Katy
My birthday present

--Katy my lady, and she ain't shady

11478.
A pink fragrant cloud
Bellows from between the sheets
My wife packs her bags

--teddy1

11479.
What do the gods eat?
Is it meringue? Nay,'tis SPAM,
Causes their harangue.

--teddy1

11480.
Yo, buggin B-boy
G bust a cap in yo butt
Doncha dare dis SPAM

--We Loose Bro, juicy loose!

11481.
Oven roasted SPAM
Like me mother used to bake
Post birthing control

--Only Child (left)

11482.
Spittle, dottle, pink
Disposed of it in the sink
Nightmare not pipe dreams

--Heave N. Andhell

11483.
Lawyers don't eat SPAM
God is The All Powerful!
But can't pass the bar

--Foodov DeGawds

11484.
Daily SPAM shapens
Bulging edible panties
Into hot artwork

--Crazy Janie

11485.
Bagpipe audio SPAM
Screamed by squeezing minied men
Merry queens of Scot

--Men in Minis

11486.
Saint Jude please save us
You're the hopeless patron saint
The great SPAM mascot

--Catholic Voodoo, santaria@vatican.come

11487.
Fat pussy ate SPAM
Heimlich maneuver? Not me!
Call Roto-Rooter

--Tamus the rhymer

11488.
Safe sex in Frisco
Attained with new SPAM butt plugs
Oral sex only

--Alkatrazadone

11489.
Semen stained dress mess
All SPAM is packed in semen
She might have drooled SPAM

--Tube Spam

11490.
Dusty Boys eat SPAM
When dog's unavailable
Asian anchovy

--Texaz nexus, Bigger Spam

11491.
Pink SPAM on a rope
Are ya shore that's SPAM, cowboy
Or is that big Pams?

--Texaz nexus, Bigger Spam

11492.
I never eat SPAM
I tasted it a few times
Gimme the damned SPAM

--Goldielox, unkosher@Passover.net

11493.
SPAM the wonder meat
Boiled, baked, fried, sauteed, broiled, stewed?
Non-vegan tofu

--A sickly girl named NANCY, For Spam she had a fancy

11494.
Drop SPAM in my lap
Now I got burning jock itch
And I'm not a guy

--Nudist Eat It

11495.
Provincetown Billie
Ate SPAM till he was silly
They both had a ball

--Cherill Usions

11496.
P-town halloween
Strangest folks there's ever been
COME to celebrate

--David

11497.
Disaster behind
And drip-drooling from my nose
SPAM feasting remnants

--Spamfessions/Feasted Remains

11498.
Booger down with SPAM
The nose digger's favorite
For the dry season

--Tisnot Itis Tisnot

11499.
While here in Vermont
It's skiing, cows, or hiking
Though we prefer SPAM

--Ny Yuppie

11500.
Vermont isn't bad
Then again neither is SPAM
Though they are not good

--Ny Yuppie