SPAM Haiku 15101-15200

Move backwards to Numbers 15001-15100.

15101.
Wife just got pregnant
Was it me or was it SPAM?
If SPAM, perhaps....AIDS?

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15102.
Time at work goes by
Much faster when dreaming of
Pink cubed treat at home!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15103.
SPAM tried to mug me!
I shot it eight times with gun....
It is still alive!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15104.
Once stepped on pink cube.
I slipped and fell beside it...
You believe in fate?

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15105.
Wife...out of perfume.
She still wants to turn me on.
SPAM's a sexy scent!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15106.
Pondering the can,
What are its mystic contents?
Stuff Posing As Meat

--Ender, ender@damagehq.net

15107.
How lovely the SPAM.
Miss Piggy wouldn't like it.
I bet Kermit would.

--Blandi Bug

15108.
SPAM-ku, so hard to
get the syllables correct
look i just did it

--darren andrew, middy@iinet.net.au

15109.
mystery substance
green eggs and SPAM, mmmm, tasty
picnic bonanza

--mtdport@yahoo.com

15110.
Sixty-five candles
on a single cube of SPAM
Happy Birthday, Dad!

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15111.
Do not celebrate
with candles on a SPAM cube.
SPAM is flammable...

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15112.
Have you noticed that
happy pigs make better SPAM?
Snouts grin up at me.

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15113.
D.O.J. has ruled
Hormel has monopoly:
Must split snouts from tails.

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15114.
The anosmiac
Cannot identify SPAM:
Yum! Tastes like chicken!

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15115.
The SPAM curtains hang
Meatily open and squeal
Softly in the breeze

--finbar

15116.
Moslem friend's raving--
"This meat loaf's great! What's in it?"
Allah, I have sinned.

--Reed Monroe

15117.
Like die-hard smokers,
SPAM fans deny cancer link.
Chemotherapy.

--Reed Monroe

15118.
Hormel's policy
with regard to the contents:
It's "Don't ask, don't tell."

--Reed Monroe

15119.
Justice Department
sees monopoly in SPAM.
Breaks it up, with spoon.

--Reed Monroe

15120.
Charlton Heston in
Dramatic final scene cries,
"It's made out of SPAM!"

--Reed Monroe

15121.
The poor Hormel pigs
That their lives can be boiled down
Like so much SPAM-ku

--Bob Jonkman, based on a book review by, Lenore Skenazy

15122.
Why not for once use
If Elmers Glue won't do you
Use SPAM for your glue!

--Winter Wheeler, Sullenity@aol.com

15123.
SPAM and mayo rinse
for shiny hair--expensive
but I am worth it!

--southerndeb

15124.
Caught near my liver,
SPAM causes me a strange pain.
Like rubber heartache.

--ienne, BitrBitzer@aol.com

15125.
Quivering giblets,
Oh, what foods ye morsels be?
Unanswered question.

--Creln, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15126.
Moist, gooey membrane,
Glistens like shiny mucus,
Who would eat this stuff?

--Chris, via Creln, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15127.
The junk is like..........pink!
Oozing, goozing, slippery
Primordial soup.

--Chris, via Creln, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15128.
Vapors, stink released!!
Non-toxic, yet powerful!!
Culinary crap!!

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15129.
Clanking tearing tin,
Heart of pink cold quivering:
Pangs of childhood sin

--poikilotherm

15130.
The word incarnate
Flesh, fat, skin, lung, maybe brain?
Our SPAM, our savior

--poikilotherm

15131.
The merry can of
SPAM once splot onto the plate
Now I leave chat room

--nickleewasmer, waz00@hotmail.com

15132.
whom SPAM what SPAM where
we SPAM SPAM when SPAM ain't here
now breath and repeat

--nickleewasmer, waz00@hotmail.com

15133.
a gourmet's delight:
candle and table at night
in the middle--SPAM

--ronin@e-station.com.ph

15134.
Well, how about this:
Left over slimy organs,
Like tripe, and anal.

--Ben

15135.
time to celebrate
peel open a can of SPAM
let the good times roll

--vern

15136.
I think about it
I help myself to a piece
I nibble it quick

--Deven, stickybaby@hotmail.com

15137.
in a flash it's gone
the plate still warm and steamy
my slice was too small

--deven, stcikybaby@hotmail.com

15138.
Ventura, SPAM, skeets;
all are in Minnesota,
the land of the freaks.

--Hunding, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15139.
SPAM on your body:
better contraceptive than
nonoxynal nine.

--Hunding, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15140.
SPAM or Valvoline:
each with viscosity of
S.A.E. thirty.

--Hunding, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15141.
Hey! What is that smell?
Look, that blue can is hissing!
Run, she's gonna blow!!

--Hunding, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15142.
SPAM is so yummy
I like it in my tummy
Do not take my SPAM

--Short_Jim

15143.
I DO EAT SPAM, YES
BUT I NEED TO KNOW GOOD DRINKS
TO WASH THE STUFF DOWN

--WOODIE ARGHLOP, IBSND@GO.NET

15144.
BEAT ME WITH SPAM CANS
THE GEL SOOTHES THE WOUNDS OH YES
SPAM I KNOW THE TRUTH

--T BUFF, TBUFF@BELLSOUTH.NET

15145.
EAT SPAM, EAT MORE, BELCH
THE TASTE OF GOOD SPAM IMPROVES
SPAM VOMIT'S THE SAME

--D COST, DCOST@BELLSOUTH.NET

15146.
DON'T WATCH AS I EAT
I ATTEND ALL THE MEETINGS
BUT I NEED THE FIX

--DR CUDDY, IBSND@GO.COM

15147.
A HEART HEALTHY TREAT
THE CAN TOP KEEPS ALL THE GEL
DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU

--CA BANKS, CABANKS77@YAHOO.COM

15148.
EATING SPAM BY NIGHT
ITS FLAVOR REMAINS INTACT
BUT THE BEAUTY FADES

--MR MACHO, MRMACHO62@AOL.COM

15149.
HEY SPARKY...EAT SPAM
TO HELL WITH YOUR GALLBLADDER
GREASE IS A DELIGHT

--CA BANKS, CABANKS77@YAHOO.COM

15150.
American foods
SPAM, Chick-o-Stick, and Cheez Whiz
Why are we obese?

--Kelvin Hyche, ibsnd@go.com

15151.
One SPAM-ku a day
Keeps the doctor right away!
Eating SPAM brings him!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15152.
Pink pencil holder
Jab the pencil through the gel
Writes and smells great too!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15153.
Sunburnt yesterday
I know the perfect ointment
SPAM mixed with ice cream

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15154.
Ever wonder why
Doc Martins are so cushioned?
Soles are filled with SPAM!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15155.
In war there came SPAM
How can we get rid of it
In this time of peace?

--Angela Scott, angela.scott@ncn.ac.uk

15156.
What's this SPAM stuff then?
I've not touched it in my life
Am I missing out?

--Angela Scott, angela.scott@ncn.ac.uk

15157.
I see a pink thing
Regurgitating lunch now
This that I eat, SPAM!!

--Me, Myself and I, Me@Myself.I

15158.
never to report
clouds eat no SPAM over rain
when birds sing nothing

--egbert teeselink, koos@kaas.org

15159.
"Take this SPAM away!"
yelled the man on a diet.
"Bring me some SPAM Lite!"

--Paul, sutak@flash.net

15160.
"What is that?" asked Spock.
"It's SPAM, Mr. Spock. Try some."
"Most illogical."

--Paul, sutak@flash.net

15161.
SPAM is not so bad
If you disagree with me
Then I'll have your SPAM

--Dan Brower

15162.
Reeking of old age
You will hide deep in my fridge
For a time to kill

--Kirsh, Bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15163.
You I will not eat
Your age is older than mine
Regale me with tales

--Kirsh, Bigfatcow99@hotmail.co

15164.
The shameful pleasure;
Enjoying a can of SPAM
It was all I had

--Big Edna

15165.
Titillating SPAM--
Cubed, in a gourmet omelet.
You don't have to know.

--Big Edna

15166.
The pinkness of SPAM
is not for the cowardly--
nor for weak stomachs.

--Big Edna

15167.
Picnic table SPAM.
Sated sparrow flies away
After leaving tip.

--J. D. Heskin, Blueforks@aol.com

15168.
meat infiltration
it's a job well done for the
SPAM Covert Ops Team

--Chuck Beard

15169.
deadly pink vapors
if you notice SPAM gas, it's
already too late

--Chuck Beard

15170.
archaeologists
will be mystified by SPAM
strange ancient icon

--Chuck Beard

15171.
Playing D & D
(trademark) fighting monsters with
my +4 SPAM can

--Chuck Beard

15172.
SPAM sushi you say?
Mmm, mmm. Cross-culture treat. Please
Pass the wasabi.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15173.
I like SPAM. Me too!
That's three of us! No four! Four
Funerals today.

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

15174.
Use SPAM to clean up
Somebody's sick old throw up!
It tastes better too!

--Trevor Eldredge, Trevor@rhodesbread.com

15175.
Can Jews have pink treat?
They aren't supposed to eat pork.
What is SPAM? Who knows?

--Trevor Eldredge, Trevor@rhodesbread.com

15176.
What about Muslims?
What aren't they supposed to eat?
No one should eat SPAM!

--Trevor Eldredge, Trevor@rhodesbread.com

15177.
I imagine that
King Hormel has tried to sue
Webmaster John Cho!

--Trevor Eldredge, Trevor@rhodesbread.com

15178.
Two found dead in street.
Gun and can of SPAM nearby!
Murder weapon was.......?

--Trevor Eldredge, Trevor@rhodesbread.com

15179.
Shop lifter lifting
is overlooked by store clerk.
"You just take that SPAM."

--Allen in Little Rock

15180.
Miracle of SPAM
One can fed many people
Jesus and I wept

--Allen in Little Rock

15181.
Don't try to hide it
I see you 'neath the lettuce
Sneaky lil SPAM poo

--katie

15182.
Death in an instant!
Say no to peer pressure, yo.
Yo, you can do it!!

--katie-n-MD

15183.
Maybe if I'm poor
In health, cash, love, friends, and more
Till then, NO CANNED HAM!!

--katie-n-MD

15184.
A bad little boy
Your Mommy's gonna make you
Fried SPAM for dinner

--George Jacobs, fatcat_006@hotmail.com

15185.
Dead pigs are rising
From their graves of canned meat--Night
of the Living SPAM.

--George Jacobs, fatcat_006@hotmail.com

15186.
PLEASE, OR POR FAVOR
IX-NAY ON OSE-GRAY AM-SPAY
bonjour carne mal

--Anonymous

15187.
Fat little piggy
Hormeled into a square can.
His death is avenged.

--George Jacobs, fatcat_006@hotmail.com

15188.
Overly salted,
Oozing, gelatinous goo.
Hormel's genius.

--George Jacobs, fatcat_006@hotmail.com

15189.
Computers love spam.
Self-replicating spam lives.
With love, spam virus.

--Nick Rohring, rohring@purdue.edu

15190.
SPAM controls my life.
I can't live without my SPAM.
Junkie to the slime.

--Nick Rohring, rohring@purdue.edu

15191.
Tasteful Fake Meaty
Flavor Enters My Mouth Now
I Must Wash It Down

--Little Eddy Werther, PlaidSkanker@aol.com

15192.
YOU ARE SURROUNDED!!
Please drop the knife Mrs. Jones...
step back from the SPAM.

--Chris, stack59@yahoo.com

15193.
Pimpin' ain't easy
She brought back a can of SPAM
Ho', where's my money??

--Chris, stack59@yahoo.com

15194.
Is SPAM an oink-ment?
I rubbed it on my nipples,
it stopped the chafing.

--Chris, stack59@yahoo.com

15195.
pink cubes on sticks dipped
in mysterious sauces
SPAM fondue party

--Chuck Beard

15196.
The SPAM Avenger
deals harsh and swift pink justice
to meat offenders.

--Chuck Beard

15197.
The SPAM Avenger
has his own comic book now
guest starring SPAM Man

--Chuck Beard

15198.
SPAM is critical
to Hormel's evil plan of
world domination.

--Chuck Beard

15199.
Almighty SPAM God
I request your tasty meat
For it is divine

--Little Eddy Werther, PlaidSkanker@aol.com

15200.
I scream out loudly
The smell of SPAM filters in
Dinner is ready

--Zila, ZilaKid@AOL