SPAM Haiku 15601-15700

Move backwards to Numbers 15501-15600.


15601.
an old stagnant pond
no frogs or mosquitoes here
plop plop plop goes SPAM
--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15602.
we all hold our breath
coughing chucky flakes of SPAM
coming home dead drunk

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15603.
I can't believe it
writing haiku about SPAM
it's getting late, damn

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15604.
A simple web search.
Forgotten prose haunting me
Like a bite of SPAM.

--Mike McGaff

15605.
Is there no escape
From foul deeds or cubic ham?
Both present a stench!

--Mike McGaff

15606.
Again I submit
Tortured lines on jellied ham.
My soul in blue tin.

--Mike McGaff

15607.
Like Charlton Heston
They will have to pry it from
my cold, dead, hand...SPAM

--NJB, Blair5912@cs.com

15608.
She unsheathed the warm,
Turgid, lubricated, meat
Smuttily eating

--NJB, Blair5912@cs.com

15609.
Is this pork wonton
Oh what a sad cheap display
Weak attempt, deceit

--NJB, Blair5912@cs.com

15610.
i do not like SPAM
never had it, never will
head cheese is better

--Sloopy

15611.
Picture on a can
Grilled, sliced, it's meant to entice
What were they thinking?

--Sloopy

15612.
Show me your pantry
Why not? Are you embarassed?
Ah, now I see why

--Sloopy

15613.
Take the parts of pigs
Make thick pink paste and can it
Add the M.S.G.

--Sloopy

15614.
I AM MAN'S PRODUCT
THE END OF GASTRONOMY
THE FINAL SOFT FOOD

--Sloopy

15615.
you gonna finish
that piece? well pardon me for
asking! don't giggle.

--Sloopy

15616.
smells from double-wides
twilight in the trailer park
dinner's ready kids!

--Sloopy

15617.
my brother is weird
he told me about this site
SPAM can be funny!

--Sloopy

15618.
in a far off land
someone's belly rumbles now
for SPAM. who is this?

--Sloopy

15619.
a worker's hands slipped
four fingers sliced off at once
so enjoy your meal

--Sloopy

15620.
Where did the bones go?
they grind them up and feed them
to hogs in a row.

--Sloopy

15621.
indestructible
food of World War Two G.I.s
noble history

--Sloopy

15622.
claustrophic as
SPAM in its can, now & then
is this all there is?

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15623.
sophisication
what were they thinking, SPAM for
Hollywood party

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15624.
in the tabloid press
"man eats fifty cans of SPAM"--
to see if he could

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15625.
every chance I get
I read SPAM-Ku, looking for
those deep zen moments

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15626.
Bukowski loved SPAM
he would rub it all over
his drunken torso

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15627.
little did he know
he was dining on his pals
bite me, they had said

--Warren Dean Fulton, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15628.
things are happening
SPAM is taking over the
world is SPAM crazy

--Warren, pooka_press@yahoo.com

15629.
Ceaucescu (ptui!)
Reviews May Day parade, throws
Canned SPAM to peasants.

--Milford Pigboy

15630.
charmed out of their cans
like snakes out of a basket
plop plop out comes SPAM

--Warren Dean Fulton (Vancouver CANADA)

15631.
If my name was SPAM,
all the world's pigs would love me.
Their hearts are in it.

--Jeff n.

15632.
Fry up some SPAM, dear
Add a scoop of bacon grease
Midwestern dinner

--A SPAM Survivor

15633.
Fried SPAM with mayo
on white bread. Year after year. . .
A perfect childhood?

--pjnw@operamail.com

15634.
large breasted woman
the way "they" bounce & jiggle
must be SPAM implants

--Warren (Vancouver CANADA)

15635.
her tongue lashes out
the erotic interplay
of sexy fresh SPAM

--Warren (Vancouver CANADA)

15636.
as I sit writing
SPAM-ku, unfinished business
waits in the kitchen

--Warren (Vancouver CANADA)

15637.
Dub-ya is just a
good ol' boy; wears cowboy hats,
eats SPAM for breakfast.

--Milford Pigboy

15638.
SPAM over brown rice...
Health food for the destitute?
Nouveau riche cuisine?

--Chris Buckley, cbuckley@iquest.net

15639.
Fat sassy welfare
queen passes the SPAM aisle; buys
lobster with food stamps.

--G. Gordon Liddy

15640.
Trailer park karma:
To be tornado magnet;
Much SPAM blown to Oz.

--Milford Pigboy

15641.
How many western
Wildfires caused by attempt to
Roast SPAM open-flame?

--Milford Pigboy

15642.
There's nothing like a
mug of liquid piggery
waste in the morning.

--Milford Pigboy

15643.
SPAMmy Sosa swings
It's a long fly pig to left
That pork's outta here!

--www.CurvYourDog.com, curvyourdog@curvyourdog.com

15644.
Pig avoids SPAM can:
See "Saving Piglet Ryan"
...coming very soon

--www.CurvYourDog.com

15645.
Pink, meat-like substance
Made from yukky bits of pig
Doesn't taste that nice

--Katie

15646.
Mountain Daggers Stab
Abyssal sky and SPAM falls
To Crush Tok-e-yo

--Jude Nezumi Fideie, jude77777@hotmail.com

15647.
Shining Poison sits
Uneaten on a table
No one is suprised

--Jude Nezumi Fideie, jude77777@hotmail.com

15648.
Can I not combust
Must not the death smolder now?
SPAM is the index

--Nathan Urquhart

15649.
aniseed is pain
all my life I knew my hair!
part of SPAM's divide

--mick allen, aeon20@hotmail.com

15650.
SPAM-ku--reading through
a few thousand words written
on an odd meat thing.

--Warren Dean Fulton

15651.
also no one knows
who/what is really contained
in a can of SPAM

--Warren Dean Fulton

15652.
A worker threatened
to tell what's in SPAM; now he
sleeps with the fishes.

--Milford Pigboy

15653.
What would a pig think
If it saw a sculpture of
A pig made from SPAM?

--GBREWMEISTERHAHAESQUIRE, @HEARTHTRENDS.COM

15654.
Gag reflex restrained:
Hypnosis prevails again.
Right now: SPAM breakfast

--Carl, Retcher@BreakfastBoy.com

15655.
Pemtropics website
SPAMku repository
Much pink excrescence

--Matt, GunnerGup@LivingGraciously

15656.
I ate it for lunch
A knot in my abdomen
I think I'll poop SPAM

--Anonymous

15657.
A Halloween trick
A half opened can of SPAM
It rots in your bag

--Ed Marx

15658.
bad green SPAM jiggles
tastes like a wet sewer rat
let's ban it to hell

--breaker, breaker021@hotmail.com

15659.
Have you ever seen
Spongebob and a can of SPAM
in room together?

--Ed Marx

15660.
I had a friend Tim
he suddenly keeled over
it must be the SPAM

--Ed Marx

15661.
A mouthfull a day
sickening feeling persists
I think I'm dying

--Ed Marx

15662.
My stomach's not well
way too many SPAMBURGERs
after the party

--Ed Marx

15663.
SPAMboy oh SPAMboy
neighborhood kids used to tease
where are they now huh?

--Ed Marx

15664.
Live a little boy
a pinch 'tween your cheek and gum
SPAM flavor all day

--Ed Marx

15665.
Why do I eat thee?
SPAM, oh glorious SPAM, why?
Help me please, oh God!

--Chris Peterson, icculus927@cs.com

15666.
A stain in my shorts
a SPAM sandwich for breakfast
I think I should quit

--Ed Marx

15667.
Hear ye hear ye all
a man has been found smothered
SPAM in his nostrils

--Ed Marx

15668.
Oh joy exalted
tidbits of SPAM will be mine
could life be better

--Ed Marx

15669.
How funny is SPAM?
To read all of these entries
you must be insane

--Chris Peterson, Icculus927

15670.
Can I call you meat?
You're from the bowels of Hell
SPAM is the devil

--Chris Peterson, icculus927@cs.com

15671.
Your wisdom I seek
oh your gelatinousness
you keep my soul fed

--Ed Marx

15672.
Who need fiber tabs?
Eat a sumptuous SPAM meal.
Let the fun begin!

--S. Kid Marx

15673.
Barber Sweeny Todd
made best meat pies in London:
SPAM inspiration.

--Milford Pigboy

15674.
autopsies reveal
the killer used cans of SPAM
to scare victims dead

--Dan, doverdan@webtv.net

15675.
Rectangular meat
Roaches have left Toledo
Skillet me to death

--Joe SPAMmer, jscoll@bellsouth.net

15676.
pink stuff in a can
what the hell am i eating?
byproducts and slime

--kimchita, kimchita@hotmail.com

15677.
my mom brings home SPAM
and i wonder what it is
don't like the color

--Diana Spears (hehe), lmpbzkt27@hotmail.com

15678.
poor piggies, who could
do such a thing, putting pigs
in a can, EVIL

--Diana Spears (hehe), lmpbzkt27@hotmail.com

15679.
For whom the bell tolls.
It most likely tolls for thee.
You ate SPAM for lunch.

--S. Kid Marx

15680.
A pond with algae.
Smells from youth I reminisce.
Reminds me of SPAM.

--S. Kid Marx

15681.
I have now reached a
pinnacle of lifelessness
one hundred SPAMku

--Chuck Beard

15682.
Evil Overlords
secure their reigns of fear with
threats of Death By SPAM

--Chuck Beard

15683.
my worst investment
now I'm stuck with a warehouse
full of SPAM Helper

--Chuck Beard

15684.
Many have passed by.
Many more shall come here too.
A shrine built of SPAM.

--S. Kid Marx

15685.
Is compassionate
conservatism recycled
piggery liquid?

--Milford Pigboy

15686.
Bits and bytes called SPAM
System Program And Maintain
Lucent's MERLIN switch

--Programmer for S.P.A.M

15687.
Bush-Gore politics:
SPAM for the soul; you need stick
to get it off shoes.

--Milford Pigboy

15688.
Status meeting held,
Opened a big can of worms.
SPAM is tastier.

--Two-Time Loser, TerminallyBored@TheBoneyard.com

15689.
SPAM kills one quickly.
Meetings too long, too much yak:
Death by consensus.

--Two-Time Loser, TerminallyBored@TheBoneyard.com

15690.
Endless chattering,
They love to hear themselves talk.
SPAM, please take me now.

--Two-Time Loser, TerminallyBored@TheBoneyard.com

15691.
Boneheads: well-titled,
Nothing gets in. SPAM is my
Lethal perfection.

--Two-Time Loser, TerminallyBored@TheBoneyard.com

15692.
If eaten daily
SPAM is an essential food
For a hasty death.

--S. Kid Marx

15693.
There once was a man
who would eat nothing but SPAM
but now he is dead.

--S. Kid Marx

15694.
Something caught in throat!
I'm having trouble breathing!
Heimlich the SPAM now!

--S. Kid Marx

15695.
Everything I own
I would give to you my friend
for a taste of SPAM.

--S. Kid Marx

15696.
Plaster of Paris
Ain't got nothing on this stuff.
Made myself a cast!

--S. Kid Marx

15697.
My lips encircle
Feel the passionate release
Swallowing the pink

--Laura, Feelthepassion@rideme.com

15698.
To what circle of
Hell would Dante have consigned
the makers of SPAM?

--Milford Pigboy

15699.
In Hindu belief,
SPAM makers will come back as
abattoir-bound hogs.

--Milford Pigboy

15700.
Who needs hog heaven?
SPAM's the way pigs can achieve
immortality.

--Milford Pigboy


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