SPAM Haiku 16201-16300

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16201.
SPAM is not Kosher.
Can't put it in your tzimmes.
Tough being Jewish.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@pacbell.net

16202.
Staring at my SPAM.
I see it move and then shake.
It must have a soul.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@pacbell.net

16203.
Panamanian
wife asks: "What is this pink stuff?"
"American born."

--SPAMamanian

16204.
Fran bought SPAM cookbook.
Made five recipes one night.
Family found dead.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16205.
At the trailer park,
Buck put Cheez Whiz on his SPAM.
Buck found God that night.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16206.
If someone kills you,
You reincarnate as SPAM
To avenge your death.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16207.
Too much time on hands.
So started writing SPAM-ku.
Wife says, "Get a job."

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16208.
Fry it, scramble it,
Or even fricassee it,
But never eat it.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16209.
pinochle lady
blinking to each falling coin
reflecting in pan

--Michael, mbox611@yahoo.com

16210.
SPAM.....Offal......Awful.
How can homonyms have the
same exact meaning??

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16211.
Big Power Failure.
EON/NIF lights goes ON/OFF.
SPAM in the circuit.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16212.
NIF up...down...up....down....
Like pushups and exercise.
SPAM Lite health program.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16213.
Power Disabled
Light is a transparent act:
like glistening gel.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16214.
Four more weeks have passed.
As for my Added Value:
other pigs give more.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16215.
Program MisManage-
ment Review next week will be
SPAM personified!!!

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16216.
PMR report:
incredibly LOUD squealing!!!
Auditory Pain!!!

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16217.
Prepare briefing charts
to justify the many
heads......and snouts, lips, ears.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16218.
Nothing accomplished.
Zero self-respect is earned.
SPAM is more useful.

--Floater, Loving_Life@The_Boneyard.com

16219.
Existence pre-SPAM
Cretin, moron, idiot
Now more enlightened

--Dan S., pcr_clock at somewhere dot com

16220.
In Waterworld film
Trademark infringement of SPAM
Called it SMEAT instead

--Dan S., pcr_clock at somewhere dot com

16221.
Heat oil in a pan
Slice the SPAM and toss it in
Cholest'rol patties

--Harry, hlmorgan@usd497.org

16222.
With a pocket knife
and SPAM loaf, MacGuyver carves
a new heart for Sue.

--Fozzie

16223.
I may wear a SPAM
hat, but it is my SPAM hat,
and I shall not change.

--Fozzie

16224.
When I eat SPAM, pigs
suffer. But when I DON'T eat
SPAM, Hormel suffers.

--Fozzie

16225.
The goblin yelled "Trick
or treat!" The can of SPAM I
dropped punctured her bag.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

16226.
what's up with the SPAM?
beautiful vomitous mass
various pig bits

--andrew sbanotto, master author of SPAMku

16227.
Shrieking pigs boiled live
Reduced to glistening pink
Porkophiliac

--SPAMeron

16228.
Pink porcine essence
Glistens, beckoning to me
SPAM is all in all

--SPAMeron

16229.
Eating SPAM daily
My arteries obstructed
Permanent repose

--SPAMeron

16230.
In the bright meadow
Two naked sweaty people
SPAM has that effect

--SPAMeron

16231.
Hormel and Pink Floyd
Released the early single
"Point Me at the SPAM"

--SPAMeron

16232.
Pink Floyd in Blue Can
Another Brick in the Wall
Comfortably Numb

--SPAMeron

16233.
"Taming of the SPAM"
(Was this set in Paducah?)
By William ShakeSPAM

--SPAMeron

16234.
Hybrid utensil
Nefarious luncheon meat
This is SPORK and SPAM

--SPAMeron

16235.
Dusty on the shelf
Pink bits in a blue can sit
Thinking happy thoughts

--SPAMeron

16236.
Pink, shiny wetness
Compacted porcine product
The joy that is SPAM

--SPAMeron

16237.
With a jug of wine
And a loaf of bread and thou
I still miss my SPAM

--SPAMeron

16238.
Words coined by Shakespeare
Anachronistic verbiage
SPAM not included

--SPAMeron

16239.
My brother submits
SPAMku in an attempt to
express his true self.

--Fozzie

16240.
Is it true that we
may see ourselves reflected
in pooled SPAM juice? Yes.

--Fozzie, Mark.Foster@azwebmail.midwestern.edu

16241.
Texture: wet, soft, pink.
Forbidden like the apple.
Man-made, demon food.

--Aaron Ehlers, asehlers@hotmail.com

16242.
Colonel Kurtz in hut
Stomach engorged with pink meat
SPAMpocalypse Now.

--bms

16243.
Went to store for food.
Noticed SPAM across the aisle.
I kept on walking.

--Aaron Ehlers, asehlers@hotmail.com

16244.
An untrained person
SPAMateur psychologist
Tries to understand

--SPAMeron

16245.
The thief Jean Valjean
Hero of Les Miserables
Stole a can of SPAM

--SPAMeron

16246.
Once upon a time
A girl with long pink tresses
Lovely SPAMpunzel

--SPAMeron

16247.
Tiny little pig
No bigger than a thimble
Our SPAMbelina

--SPAMeron

16248.
No miller's daughter
Could spin straw into canned pork
Where's SPAMpelstiltskin?

--SPAMeron

16249.
Monster pig farms came.
Price per pig plummeted and
small farms went bankrupt.

--Milford Pigboy

16250.
Consumers will not
see lower SPAM prices but
enhanced pig profits.

--Milford Pigboy

16251.
Hog barns and manure
lagoons are not the only
things that stink like that!

--Milford Pigboy

16252.
Romantic drama
Puzzling and enigmatic
Shakespeare's "SPAMbeline"

--SPAMeron

16253.
Savor every SPAM
particle; every viscous
drop of SPAM liquid.

--Milford Pigboy

16254.
Let us now begin.
We lift our hearts to give thanks
for all our SPAMTalk.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16255.
House System blows out.
NavCal incident headache.
SPAMHead unplugged it!!!

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16256.
I love to see the
brain trust in action as they
avoid the knife slash.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16257.
Blue can, blue jacket.
Pigs in the can, employee
in jacket. Good Match!!

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16258.
Humiliation.
How much more should I absorb
to slurp SPAMGravy??

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16259.
Inactivity
Report each week fills the blue
can with yet more lies.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16260.
Palatable SPAM??
Yes!! Better than the Boneyard.
I loathe this palace.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16261.
My parents fed me
SPAM. Little did they know it
would be my career.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16262.
CDR this week:
bagels for the engineers,
SPAM on briefing charts.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16263.
SPAM here really means:
very Stoo-Pid And Mindless
non-activities.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16264.
Tongues talk in blue can.
Blue-shirt's tongue is flapping but
he is not "talking."

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16265.
Halloween taste treat.
Love the flavor on a Ritz:
SPAM hors d'oeuvres today.

--Philosopher, still@The_Boneyard.com

16266.
The blank page assaults
My gravy slurping, fogged brain....
Pumpkin SPAM for brains.

--Tim, also_still@The_Boneyard.com

16267.
He is a loser.
Bet he counts on his fingers
When making SPAMKU!!!

--Tim, witty@The_Boneyard.com

16268.
In Dubya's country:
kids beg for SPAM; adults in
unemployment lines.

--Milford Pigboy

16269.
"You want MORE?" ask the
Rs; "Ketchup is vegetable
to go with your SPAM."

--Milford Pigboy

16270.
A disgusting "slfwopsh"
followed by a morbid "thud."
The SPAM emerges.

--Stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16271.
SPAM suffocation,
pink sludge comes from his nostrils.
The hate crime was done.

--Stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16272.
a trail of vomit
spattered with shards of pink meat,
Sam ate SPAM again!

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16273.
a dank grimy pipe
belches clouds of smoke and meat
Hormel giving birth!

--Anonymous

16274.
The pink plug of meat
is a blur when it is struck.
Why eat? Play SPAM-ball.

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16275.
Her gut sprayed his tux
with frothy pink residue--
pre-prom SPAM milkshake.

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16276.
Who can stomach SPAM?
Our stomachs quiver almost
as much as the meat!

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16277.
As one gazes at
those folds of putrid jelly
one thinks "what died here"?

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16278.
cherry blossoms fall
as I sit beneath the tree
chowing down on SPAM

--Chuck Beard

16279.
poor man's suppertime
nothing but SPAM in cupboard
now I have heartburn

--Chuck Beard

16280.
does SPAM cause heartburn
from sodium igniting
on contact with flesh?

--Chuck Beard

16281.
The falcon dove at
break-neck speed and snatched the SPAM
loaf in its talons.

--Fozzie

16282.
SPAM or peach Jell-O
Which is which? I cannot tell.
The stench clues me in.

--Stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16283.
An orb of gristle
and pig nuts fall to the earth.
A SPAM "meateor."

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16284.
Another trail of
vomit through Hormel's lobby.
A taste tester quits.

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16285.
Has brains (not his pigs),
never tasted SPAM, not once.
Hormel's C.E.O.

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16286.
Something struck Sue's car,
a bouncing pink projectile.
SPAM road rage is real!

--Stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16287.
A kid is writhing.
Another ER visit.
Mom made SPAM Chili!

--Stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16288.
The world first sees SPAM
in nineteen thirty-seven.
SPAM, this is the world.

--Merlin, Bryan.Lagos@axcelis.com

16289.
I will not eat it!
SPAM is an acronym that
stands for "spit and ham!"

--Mark Rand, markrand@aol.com

16290.
i think that i shall
never see a poem as
beautiful as spam.....

--paul harris, iamthebatman@hotmail.com

16291.
a car made of SPAM?
would it still have new car smell?
Dodge trucks are SPAM tough.....

--paul harris, iamthebatman@hotmail.com

16292.
SPAM piling upwards
Scattered around the ceiling
Falling in your mouth

--Arun Gurung, arun.gurung@online.no

16293.
Thousands of pig parts
pressed through grimy pipes and valves.
SPAM bricklets for all!

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16294.
Is that a liver
or a sphincter or an eye?
SPAM connect the dots.

--stephanos, stedojo@yahoo.com

16295.
SPAM induced music
World's greatest selling album
Pink Side of the Moon

--SPAMeron

16296.
Must vote for someone
Eat SPAM for inspiration
Voted for Al Gore

--xiphoid

16297.
End of good times. We
dine on cold SPAM slices served
on best china plates.

--Milford Pigboy

16298.
Job on large pig farm,
in Dubya's America,
is in your future.

--Milford Pigboy

16299.
Wipe dust bunnies off
Y2K SPAM stocks; Voodoo
Economics II.

--Milford Pigboy

16300.
It's inedible
Meat by-product in a can
Yet I want seconds

--Mark Henderson, opusnbill95@hotmail.com