SPAM Haiku 18501-18600

Move backwards to Numbers 18401-18500.

18501.
Sitting in the 'frige
Just waiting to be eaten
Like a cold pink log

--Brendan Noble, fuzzypotato13@hotmail.com

18502.
Mighty Kublai Khan
Intoxicated on SPAM
His great empire fell

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18503.
DNA test SPAM
Preponderance of proof
Omnifarious.

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18504.
Cherub in a can
No greater good can exist
SPAM emanation

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18505.
Rokusaburo
never asked to cook with SPAM;
Kaga-san laments.

--Special Ed, edmacc@go.com

18506.
Ohta speaks with haste--
"Dried bonito shavings, SPAM,
natto, and foie gras!"

--Special Ed, edmacc@go.com

18507.
Gigglebunny judge
is effusive in her praise;
"SPAM ice cream is good!"

--Special Ed, edmacc@go.com

18508.
Is your manhood small?
To deceive her you must use
SPAM prophylactics!

--Paul Miller, sushi_junkie@hotmail.com

18509.
Tortured pigs, unite!
Your poor slaughtered brethren pigs
Are now in blue cans.

--Paul Miller, sushi_junkie@hotmail

18510.
Food, fuel, currency--
All in one. Kudos to SPAM:
I can now pack light.

--Paul Miller, sushi_junkie@hotmail.com

18511.
SPAMphaloskepsis
Contemplating the blue can
Transcendental Zen

--Paul Miller, sushi_junkie@hotmail.com

18512.
Christmas morning! What
treasures lie beneath my tree?
What the heck? . . . . just SPAM?!?!

--Fozzie

18513.
I am from Austin
SPAM capital of the world
The crazy pink meat

--Nicki

18514.
Frankenstein of Meats.
Breast and Butt unite in you,
shed an oily tear.

--Anonymous

18515.
A quiet, still pond...
The oil drained the night before
Forms a SPAM rainbow.

--Spam Liberation Council

18516.
Son asks for Play-Dough,
Reaches up to me wanting,
Receives the Blue tin.

--Cj

18517.
The mystery meat
Works through my nether regions
Looking much the same

--Ross, rossbear@home.com

18518.
Who will make the grade--
The Little Engine That Could?
I think my SPAM can.

--SPAMeron

18519.
Loafing luncheon meat.
Pink, enticing succubus.
Film at eleven.

--SPAMeron

18520.
Ask any angel--
While there is SPAM there is hope!
Isn't that good news?

--SPAMeron

18521.
Ask Francis Bacon.
He'll tell you the life of man
is less than a SPAM.

--SPAMeron

18522.
Who does not love SPAM?
All mankind love a lover!
And where's Waldo now?

--SPAMeron

18523.
Can of killer blue.
Death, whose top comes off easy.
Lifeless pink pork pack.

--SPAMeron

18524.
Just like the word "Love"
"Pork" can mean more than one thing
Ahh, the joy of SPAM

--SPAMeron

18525.
If we had some SPAM
We could have some SPAM and eggs
If we had some eggs

--SPAMeron

18526.
He's a SPAM actor,
A blue-clad compact meat brick.
Can Jack Black survive?

--SPAMeron

18527.
Minnesota's best
Lends name to unwanted mail?
"Blasphemy!" I cry.

--Ian Murdock, ianmurdock@webtv.net

18528.
Let us sing as one
"SPAM's meat that's been through a sieve"
Nature tamed by Man!

--Ian Murdock, ianmurdock@webtv.net

18529.
SPAM: an acronym
for "Salty, Pink, Almost Meat"--
Thought you'd like to know.

--Ian Murdock, ianmurdock@webtv.net

18530.
Glory to the SPAM!
From blue tin gently troweled
Jelled meat, salty sow.

--Wizmo Sir Real

18531.
Self trepanation
Pierce blue tin or cranium
Sealed below SPAM waits

--Wizmo Sir Real

18532.
Some Folk Are Jewish,
Some Are Muslim, Some Christian,
But My God Is SPAM.

--Wycco

18533.
And On The Eigth Day
God Created SPAM For Us
He Had Lost His Touch

--Wycco

18534.
Beauteous pink brick
Snow on the ground, heat it up--
Lump on the stomach

--Gary Turner, kk5st@swbell.net

18535.
Vomiting Wildly
Head Spinning, Stomach churning
From SPAM I shall Die

--Wycco, Wycco@excite.com

18536.
Oh Sexy Pink Meat,
Your Flesh Glistens Superbly,
Smother Me In SPAM.

--Wycco, Wycco@excite.com

18537.
SPAM cans on a shelf
Iridescent blue, glowing
Mysterious meat

--gdg

18538.
Oedipus was blind
Stuffed his sockets with raw SPAM
Seneca would blush

--Andrew Baker

18539.
"Bread and Circuses"--
Clowns and fools throw SPAMwiches
And the crowd goes wild

--Andrew Baker

18540.
Mephistopheles
Tempted Faustus with canned meat
Sold his soul for SPAM

--Andrew Baker

18541.
Lysistrata says:
"SPAM will bring your husbands home--
SPAM in bed, that is."

--Andrew Baker

18542.
I see SPAM in dreams
As fair maiden smiles at me
Greasy kiss ensues

--butterman

18543.
javelin of SPAM
hurl it into dark winter
too soft a weapon

--bernard material, mr.strange@btinternet.com

18544.
The tongue stud caught her
lip as she placed her order:
"THPAM thandwich to go."

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18545.
Damn I didn't think!
Airport security breach:
Brought in can of SPAM.

--hawgmaws@hotmail.com

18546.
SPAM does more than Hor-
Mel can to justify the
Ways of Guam to man.

--robert

18547.
"Now finished your SPAM?"
Fog-shrouded monastery.
"Then go wash your bowl!"

--possumrex@yahoo.com

18548.
Foolish star cadet
Requests replicator SPAM:
System-wide reboot.

--possumrex@yahoo.com

18549.
Writing SPAM haiku
Instead of doing one's work
Get thee to a shrink?

--Anonymous

18550.
Pink fog creeps in on
Little pig's feet and rubs its
SPAM on windowpanes.

--Anonymous

18551.
Children nestled snug
in their beds; visions of SPAM
cans danced in their heads.

--Milford Pigboy

18552.
Stockings by chimney
hung with care; hopes that SPAM cans
would soon fill them there.

--Milford Pigboy

18553.
Come, all ye SPAM-ful,
nauseous and dyspeptic; come
ye Pepto-Bismol!

--Milford Pigboy

18554.
Dashing past the SPAM
at big family buffet;
much safer that way!

--Milford Pigboy

18555.
Guamanian slut
Her two breasts jiggled like SPAM
Tantra from Hormel

--possumrex

18556.
Why do I sit here,
thinking up dumb SPAM poems
that don't even rhyme?

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18557.
S-P-A-M SEX!!!
That's the way we spell "SPAMSEX"
(There is no third line)

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18558.
If you like my work
E-mail me a view of SPAM
I will be joyful

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18559.
SPAM mating season
Eleven weeks in the can
Hey, that's just like me

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18560.
The SPAM floats nearby
My room is spinning around
Maybe I'll eat more

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18561.
Scotty has no friends
All he does is stay at home
And write these SPAM-ku

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18562.
My buddy ate SPAM
He cannot speak anymore
He then ate a duck

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18563.
How long has it been
Since my last piece of SPAM meat?
Happily, two years

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18564.
Allergic to SPAM
My nostrils runneth over
Need more SPAM to live

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18565.
Poetic juices
Flow through me like the mucus
In a can of SPAM

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18566.
Shoe-be-do-bee-doo
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-law
Shoo-bee-doo-be-SPAMM!!!!

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18567.
For Lilly's fanku
In response to my SPAMku
This heartfelt Thanku

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com--Thanks, Tom!

18568.
I hack up a lung
Pink and cubical, like SPAM
Oh, that was my lunch

--Wild T.

18569.
A day at my job
Nauseating and boring
Like a day with SPAM

--Wild T.

18570.
Grandma called to us
Gather 'round the tree children
And eat the SPAM feast

--Wild T.

18571.
"If cut, do I not
bleed?" "No, you're synthetic meat.
You stick to the blade."

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18572.
Immigrant porkers
settle in U.S. Hormel:
"New...Pot-Bellied SPAM!"

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18573.
Marketing failure.
Miss Piggy, as Hormel's new
spokesmistress: "Eat moi."

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18574.
SPAM--not undercooked
chicken with salmonella--
the other pink meat.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18575.
Love of brothers true
Too manly to be spoken
This word means it all

--Jason Samuel Bradley, tallbrad@hotmail.com

18576.
metamorphosis
a cold and grey lifeless flesh
you is what you eat

--E.W.Herman

18577.
I sense--something wrong
The gaze of red mutant eyes
Something wants my--SPAM

--E.W.Herman

18578.
insane carnivores
free-roaming the city streets
SPAM grease mixed with blood

--E.W.Herman

18579.
Christmas Day SPAM meal
SPAM, Velveeta, and cola
My mother hates me

--butter

18580.
SPAM in time capsule
Eons pass before opened
Futuristic prank

--butter

18581.
Scored and clove-ridden
Baked in oven like real ham
Alas, it's still SPAM

--Ed, ace3tv@aol.com

18582.
blue sky, pinkish dawn
morning is as my breakfast
pinkish SPAM, blue can

--Paul Miller, sushi_junkie@hotmail.com

18583.
The tender pink meat
of mysteries old, has yet
to pass my lips; in.

--Sabrina

18584.
Two Thousand and One:
In face of adversity,
we asked, "Where's the SPAM?"

--Milford Pigboy

18585.
some suspended goo
death and decay in vacuum
SPAM released as wind

--e.w.herman

18586.
unsearchable void
a fragmented consciousness
circuits clogged by spam

--Anonymous

18587.
forgotten outpost
a crossed threshold--frozen SPAM
empty domes on mars

--e.w.herman

18588.
SPAM for a quick lunch
cholesterol covered chunks
gleaming on white plates

--mary hilburn, mjhilburn@joplin.com

18589.
SPAM on whole wheat toast
butter on fingers dripping
grease mingling with grease

--mary hilburn, mjhilburn@joplin.com

18590.
Oh SPAM in blue can
Little loaves of luncheon meat
SPAM you call to me

--Kathywiz

18591.
Blue skies at morning
Pink skies at the end of day
I envision you

--Kathywiz

18592.
sinister "mysto"
SPAM and a carnal desire
claws, instead of hands

--E.W.Herman

18593.
subhuman mutants
home of the spider and fly
speed, SPAM, and steroids

--E.W.Herman

18594.
white trash and roadkill
Billy Blobs School of Truckin'
a SPAM can ashtray

--E.W.Herman

18595.
Pink perfection! SPAM's
an anonymity of
blended particles.

--Milford Pigboy

18596.
Diff'rent particles;
harmonious union: E
pluribus unum!

--Milford Pigboy

18597.
Great Celebrations!
My SPAM-ku are on the web
I'll kill myself now

--spishyboy@hotmail.com

18598.
a great man once said:
"SPAM is the cure for all ills"
he has since been shot

--spishyboy@yahoo.com

18599.
THERE'S A CRAZED PAGAN
SOME SPAM AND A GREASY SPOON
KOOKS, CRANKS, AND CRAZIES

--EWHERMAN

18600.
properly toasted,
crushed, lit, and inhaled, SPAM takes
me to new places

--pb, misterbear@moonman.com