SPAM Haiku 18701-18800

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18701.
the crisp woosh! of a
newly opened can of SPAM
my mouth watering
--kenne, me---@onebox.com

18702.
temptation...give in
pink substance in my belly
pass the Xenical!

--kevin kepley (the mathineer)

18703.
Fiji's native feast
the cannibal's one delight
the man taste of SPAM

--plunket, pbeirne@fbw.com

18704.
Alone in the room.
Not-meat oozing through fingers.
Did I hear my mom?

--Jim Biard, j.biard@computer.org

18705.
Why not apply SPAM
right inside your arteries?
Save a little time.

--keyser@hsc.usc.edu

18706.
Another SPAM-ku?
What--do you think I'm one of
Monty Python's guys?

--keyser@hsc.usc.edu

18707.
I find SPAM-ku are
addictive, not unlike the
succulence of SPAM.

--keyser@hsc.usc.edu

18708.
I can't do this stuff!
And I can't stand eating SPAM.
Do I stand alone?

--frednbern@eartlink.net

18709.
road-kill in the fridge
some SPAM, metal, and springer
mullet militia

--E.W.Herm

18710.
silences blasphemed
sanctuaries overrun
SPAM on Everest

--Renaldo e. gomez A.K.A. Eddie Wayne Herman

18711.
shiny chunk of meat
memory of your odor
is there ham in SPAM?

--Jana Laseke

18712.
Down-Under, do they
enjoy their SPAM, or is it
all just Maps to them?

--frednbern@earthlink.net

18713.
Pig nut, large and round
From the barn into the can
Now I eat it down

--Shane Tzu

18714.
First concentrate and
Become as one with the SPAM
Understanding comes

--Angus Murray

18715.
Gleaming pale and wan
Reluctantly you leave home
Food for more than thought

--Angus murray

18716.
I have no conscience
Voluptuous fat temptress
Let me eat your flesh

--Angus Murray

18717.
Some Pale Awful Meat
Steam--Pulverised Ashen Muck
Epiglottal Stop

--Angus murray

18718.
Shining ectoplasm
You are reincarnated
The ghost of a pig

--Angus murray

18719.
In a thousand years
Will civilization still
Know the joy of SPAM?

--Angus murray

18720.
When your throat is sore
Try and gargle with some SPAM
Ar glah orurg ri?

--Not me

18721.
PC spam brings a
Trojan pig to my hard drive
The blue can of death!

--Angus Murray

18722.
The dripping of rain
plops on the sopping garden
like SPAM on my plate.

--frednbern@earthlink.net

18723.
Gobble and slurp gunge
Slaver, dribble over it
No-one beats this meat

--Won't tell

18724.
Solicitors' food
(It's true...You are what you eat)
Eat up! Choke.....and Die!

--Angus Murray

18725.
It's often been said
That too much musing on SPAM
Is most unhealthy

--The Association of British Chicken Farmers

18726.
A speeding mullet
Tearing through flesh and muscle
Fast fish? Making SPAM?

--Sir Alfred M'cAlpine, Alf@tarmac.com

18727.
Put off the future
Concentrate your mind on SPAM
You won't regret it

--Yuri geller, Yuri@gell.com

18728.
Like bees round a hive
SPAM-men flock to our archive
Culture takes a dive

--Council for the elimination of SPAM-lovers

18729.
I have made a bet
To eat all the SPAM I can
(I won't can any!)

--Angus Murray

18730.
SPAM kills all known germs
Satisfaction guaranteed
May even kill you

--Angus

18731.
Like a jumbo jet
On pink jellied wings I fly
A terminal dive

--Angus murray

18732.
SPAM enters the room,
I motion towards the door.
It's not welcome here.

--J.B., SPAMman@somewhereovertherainbow.com

18733.
I hate it so much,
please, please, send the SPAM away.
Dear god, please spare me!

--J.B., SPAMman@somewhereovertherainbow.com

18734.
Burn, Olympic flame!
Light the SPAM-grease fire within...
We welcome the world!

--Milford Pigboy

18735.
A man a plan an
Alimentary canal
SPAM Pam mañana!

--Angus Murray

18736.
A man a plan a
candle. Melt it with offal.
Luscious homemade SPAM.

--Angus murray

18737.
Bane of Bogota
Scourge of Suffragette City
Have you guessed? It's SPAM

--Julio

18738.
Alas poor Yorick
He hath eaten of the SPAM
He will repent it

--Anne Hathaway, AnneH@poorplayers.co.uk

18739.
And so I utter
Save me from the evil SPAM
Yet no one listens

--Zam-Zachary A Loomstein, III, ZZALIII@aol.com

18740.
The last SPAM Haiku
Won't be me, and won't be you
Jump in anyway

--Green

18741.
Why I waste my time,
writing this stupid Hai-Ku.
I will tell no one.

--J.B., SPAMman@somewhereovertherainbow.com

18742.
Interrogating
Guantanamo Taliban:
Talk now or eat SPAM!

--Robert Shelton, possumrex@yahoo.com

18743.
Oh hideous loaf!
I behold the foul image
Vomit stains the walls

--James Gillespie

18744.
Inhumane treatment
at Guantanamo--Afghan
detainees fed SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18745.
Unexpected SPAM
Salty soft pink distraction
A secret pleasure

--Stir, sanborn11@attbi.com

18746.
Why Hormel we ask?
Was it hormones and smelly?
Or whore and jelly?

--Lady Thatcher

18747.
Slimy hunk of flesh
Slithering concoction of
Mashed-up slugs and worms

--Prince Phillip

18748.
Dinosaurs ate SPAM??
Poison must have wiped them out
And SPAM fits the bill.

--Richard Attenborough

18749.
All hope is now lost
For my missing can of SPAM
I grieve for ever

--Princess Anne

18750.
I have nicked a can
Full of SPAM (from my sister)
She will never know

--Prince Charles

18751.
SPAM should never be
Eaten in large quantity
Try it now and see!

--Monica

18752.
Hark! Massive belching
And a thunderous rumbling
From SPAM filled bellies

--Bill

18753.
The essence of SPAM
Makes an excellent perfume
Soak your balls in it!

--Chris Adams

18754.
SPAM is osmotic
It seeps into my e-mail
Taints my whole system

--Baggy Gator, dean@baggygator.zzn.com

18755.
bombs rain on your cave
the towel head is in shock
can't open the can

--kong, kongdino@hotmail.com

18756.
molding animals
out of pink pottery goo
oh SPAM i love you

--Estel Sowell, soccerdad@pflash.com

18757.
Who does SPAM sponser
In his P.G.A. debut?
Monkey Spanking Boy

--MSB

18758.
New "SPAM-head" driver
Adds an extra thirty yards
Tiger seems worried

--MSB

18759.
Approach on eighteen
Wedging from a thick pink rough
SPAM rolls on the green

--MSB

18760.
Working his putter
Fistful of SPAM gel, and--wait
THAT IS DISGUSTING!

--MSB

18761.
Ejected again
For his SPAM sex obsession
Monkey Spanking Boy

--MSB

18762.
Oh, gelatinous
slice, upon the board of life
Must I eat you, too?

--Hayduke, georgehayduke@c4.com

18763.
Skiing down hill, aaargh!
Broken leg, I need first aid
Frozen spiced ham splint

--Hayduke, georgehayduke@c4.com

18764.
SPAM is disgusting
It looks like someone I know
Oh wait, that's my dog

--Brandon, Eric, Janice

18765.
Pam really likes SPAM
She likes it fried, but not raw
How nasty is PAM

--Tausha, James, Rebekah

18766.
Greasy and grimy
Eat it cold or eat it fried
It's still disgusting

--Krystal Cross

18767.
Burning in bosom...
Olympic ideals? No, it's
SPAM-induced heartburn.

--Milford Pigboy

18768.
SPAM, SPAM in my hand
My doggy eats it not me
Squish, squish in my hand!

--Savannah and Zach

18769.
If you eat some SPAM
You have to sit on the can
Run to the toilet

--KYLE,KIMBERLY,and KYLE

18770.
SPAM bam lets eat SPAM,
Special fruit that makes you toot,
So let's eat some SPAM.

--James Allen Jones

18771.
Oh, SPAM on my plate,
finger in my pink pleasure.
Climax of my meal.

--beefychips@muntinglane.freeserve.co.uk

18772.
SPAM stuck on my toe.
Fluff combines with plump protein.
Lick...bite...suck...swallow.

--beefychips@muntinglane.freeserve.co.uk

18773.
to live in a world
to have pinkness around me
to love SPAM for all

--Gregg Getherall, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18774.
lusting the pink loaf
i divide my fears amongst
the SPAM in your pants

--Gregg Getherall, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18775.
Pork products, prime time?
Or porcine crack ho, dressed up?
Well, that'll do pig!

--Hayduke, georgehayduke@c4.com

18776.
super bowl '02
patriots gagging SPAM gel
rams win the big one

--one big zoom, onebigzoom@yahoo.com

18777.
White cherry blossom
Sun and rain on a spring day
SPAM antithesis

--Angus Murray

18778.
Dove killed by a hawk
Crimson blood on the white snow
Her lips and fair skin

--Angus murray

18779.
And did those trotters
In ancient time, walk upon
England's mountains green?

--Angus murray

18780.
And was the holy
Pig of god around England's
Pleasant pastures seen?

--Angus murray

18781.
Countenance divine
cannot shine forth upon that
Dark satanic swill.

--Angus Murray

18782.
Oh! Bring me my bones
and fat gone cold. Bring me my
Marrows of desire.

--Angus Murray

18783.
Bring me up my SPAM
Oh clouds unfold. Bring me my
source of ring of fire.

--Angus murray

18784.
I will not cease my
mental fight. Nor shall my SPAM
slumber in its can.

--Angus Murray

18785.
Oh! Till we have filled
A can of SPAM in England's
Green and pleasant land.

--Angus Murray

18786.
What to do with SPAM?
Freeze in liquid nitrogen
Makes hard core for roads

--Angus murray

18787.
A horror movie
Man eats ninety cans of SPAM
Regurgitates lot

--Angus murray

18788.
Acute SPAM shortage!
Terrible riots in streets
(Hunger for culture)

--Angus Murray

18789.
Spit-foam, spattered-ham?
What was the first contraction?
Shouldn't we be told?

--Angus murray

18790.
"Oh Lucy, I'm home."
SPAM served for Ricky's dinner.
"Caramba! Again?"

--possumrex

18791.
The beggar's sign says,
"Please help me, I need some food."
He refuses SPAM.

--Anonymous

18792.
Starvation patient.
"Nurse, start intravenous SPAM!"
Hormel Hospital.

--Anonymous

18793.
SPAM-ku in my mind.
Off my psychiatric meds.
MUST re-start again.

--Anonymous

18794.
infernal regions
bad SPAM and terrible dreams
I wake up in hell

--E.W.Herman

18795.
degenerate swine
heretics and the flat earth
SPAM for the masses

--E.W.Herm

18796.
angel dust mustache
a mouthfull of broken teeth
unopened SPAM can

--E.W.Herman

18797.
thresholds, boundaries
genetically altered meat
SPAM under blue sky

--EW HERM

18798.
GLISTENING IN CAN
JELLIED HUMAN BRAINS A FEAST
A BANQUET TO ME

--DEBRA DUNN, BUNDYPEG@OLDWIZ.NET

18799.
Oh SPAM, are you ham?
Or some processed meat product
I like you the same

--Gant

18800.
It is filled with stench
The aroma circles room
It's SPAM in a can

--Destiny Sheets


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