SPAM Haiku 19401-19500

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19401.
Bunnies made of SPAM
Have not become popular
They are too greasy
--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

19402.
Little can of meat
Tasty morsels of pressed flesh
Impressive shelf life

--Ian, ian@hypernet.com

19403.
Pedophile priest, caught
in flagrante delicto,
lured victims with SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

19404.
I had a dog once
My dad said he ran away
We ate SPAM that night...

--Anonymous

19405.
What could be better
Than ramen and SPAM to eat
Anything, bar SPAM

--KISSman "J"

19406.
explosion carnage
body parts scrapped off the wall
but they don't eat SPAM

--ewherman

19407.
Easy-Cheez and SPAM
The sandwiches of foolish
Men who tire of life

--KISSman "J"

19408.
Spam in my mailbox,
SPAM in my cupboard, I can
Not escape this hell...

--KISSman "J"

19409.
I can't believe it's
Legal; they keep producing
SPAM! When will it stop?

--KISSman "J"

19410.
I look into the
Pink and think about a brain
Surgery gone wrong

--KISSman "J"

19411.
Artificial food:
SPAM and tofu; when will they
Stop their evil reign?

--KISSman "J"

19412.
A horrid excuse
For edible food-stuff; I
Wonder, "Whose idea?"

--KISSman "J"

19413.
Bill Shakespeare ate SPAM
It gave him inspiration
And indigestion

--Angus Murray

19414.
God is a SPAM fan
(Well after all he made it)
But won't admit it.

--Angus murray

19415.
Nothing on TV
Saturday night why don't I
Eat some yummy SPAM

--Rice Man The Holy

19416.
Some People Are Mad
Send Poems About Meat-stuff
So Pink And Murky!

--Angus Murray

19417.
SPAM is good on bread
Hot or cold, but no damn good
In a paper bag.

--Steve Marsh, stevedmarsh@earthlink.net

19418.
To the God, Hormel,
Thank you for sending us SPAM,
Food of the angels.

--Steve Marsh, stevedmarsh@earthlink.net

19419.
If one holds SPAM to
Another's mouth, is it an
Attempted murder?

--KISSman "J"

19420.
A 911 line:
"I am going to eat SPAM!"
Reply: "Don't do it!"

--KISSman "J"

19421.
If a mailman had
SPAM in his pocket, would the
Dogs leave him alone?

--KISSman "J"

19422.
I stab the SPAM with
A knife, and it retains its
Shape . . . I am frightened.

--KISSman "J"

19423.
What would block the most
Radiation: a brick of
SPAM or one of lead?

--KISSman "J"

19424.
Archeologists
In the future discover
SPAM's horrible curse

--KISSman "J"

19425.
Nuke it, fry it, or
Barbecue it, SPAM will still
Be so truly vile

--KISSman "J"

19426.
The word "vile" is an
Anagram for "evil" . . . "SPAM";
One for "maps" . . . How odd.

--KISSman "J"

19427.
There was a plague of
thrips that year. Many a meal
came from SPAM stockpiles.

--Milford Pigboy

19428.
Plastic Easter eggs
Filled with SPAM; the children flee
In absolute fear

--KISSman "J"

19429.
Poor suckling piglet
Raised to become bacon, killed
In vain to be SPAM

--KISSman "J"

19430.
If they continue
To make colored catsup, will
They make colored SPAM?

--KISSman "J"

19431.
"Deep pan, crisp SPAM," not
wholly original, but
adding to the pun.

--John Byer

19432.
Foot and mouth disease
must change our image of SPAM.
End of the affair.

--John Byer

19433.
Embarrassment, tears!
Haven't actually had SPAM
for twenty-five years!

--John Byer

19434.
I lie shamelessly.
Tins of SPAM clutter my fridge.
Breakfast, lunch, and tea.

--John Byer

19435.
Never despair friends.
Somewhere over the rainbow,
is a tin of SPAM.

--John Byer

19436.
Should I admit this
SPAM-fueled passion to my friends?
Or hide it, ashamed?

--John Byer

19437.
Once again, I'm struck,
by how, the use of commas,
can make, a SPAMku.

--John Byer

19438.
Back to the SPAM right?
What new thoughts emerge? Rubber
springs to mind. Texture.

--John Byer

19439.
"Infamy"--Frankie
"Infamy. They've all got it,
infamy."--SPAMless.

--John Byer

19440.
SPAM is king of "meats."
It performs amazing feats;
Like making me puke.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19441.
Childhood memories...
"Mommy, I want the pink meat!"
What was I thinking?

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19442.
If I were to go
To the SPAM processing plant
I would be frightened.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19443.
Nothing is better
Than curling up with a good...
Plate of steaming SPAM

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19444.
Slimy can of meat
Hormel gave us this blessing
I throw up at night

--Hank Bohannon, deth2hogan@hotmail.com

19445.
disposable meat
unlikely recycled treat
pink brick of pork teat

--Deependr

19446.
I love to eat this
tasty treat; juicy, wet, and
pink, like a pig's teat.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19447.
It's just like Jell-O...
This so wobbly cube of flesh
I cringe with delight!

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19448.
The God of SPAM is
A delightful man...with a
Taste for eating shit.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19449.
Glistening and pink
Soft and distinct, this is not
What you think...it's SPAM.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19450.
Predator hunting...
It attacks its prey! This is
A man eating SPAM.

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19451.
The smell of putrid
Rotting flesh is not as bad
As the smell of SPAM

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19452.
SPAM tears kids apart
its evil surrounds us all
resistance is life

--Dr. Robotnik

19453.
Year two thousand two
Here my SPAM in can remains
I'm not touching it!

--romig

19454.
Androgynous face
Taelon gesticulating
Musing SPAM's purpose

--Rohn Walter, rohn@technologist.com

19455.
For vegans, Hormel,
Oscar Mayer, Armour are
Axis of Evil.

--Milford Pigboy

19456.
Fried SPAM is so good
Over steamed rice and nori
Dip it in raw egg

--Anthony Cancio, cancio@usc.edu

19457.
SPAM conspiracy
Coroner detects lunch meat
In the grassy knoll

--Cubby--

19458.
my lettuce is gone
the SPAM is frozen too now
life? to pink meat me

--iagoikkyu

19459.
Even when days old
The slime slides right down your throat
The appetite dies

--Magellan

19460.
They said you are pork.
I think, "Is that what I see?"
Are those the sweat glands?

--Magellan

19461.
oh what are SPAM's roots?
where does so much grease come from?
eighth wonder of world.

--Abby Halon, litltemissmanchester

19462.
There's SPAM in the can.
There's tab to pull lid off can.
Feed it to the dog.

--Esuohlim

19463.
Ronald Reagan's brain
So sad that it resembles
A half devoured SPAM

--Phil Krause, flipnkitty@aol.com

19464.
If a picture paints
a thousand words, then why can't
I paint SPAM and You?

--Phil Krause, flipnkitty@aol.com

19465.
Bathtub full of SPAM
Let's bathe until we are Pink
and have that SPAM stink!

--Phil Krause, flipnkitty@aol.com

19466.
I freeze SPAM in ice
Cube trays and skewer the meat
Porcine popsicles

--Tom Lilly

19467.
Sometimes frost cuts lines
on the frozen meat and fat
in pinkish crystals.

--Tom Lilly

19468.
SPAM stinks less served iced
but I keep baking soda
in the freezer still.

--Tom Lilly

19469.
These haiku demon
state that haiku should capture
its subject in ice

--Tom Lilly

19470.
while attending close-
ly to the poetic form
if not to syntax.

--Tom Lilly

19471.
The rigid fusion
of form and theme is haiku
and is also SPAM.

--Tom Lilly

19472.
For the love of God
write haiku SPAMku and not
syllable fillers

--Tom Lilly

19473.
that bear ignorant
resemblance to the meat they
fail to mock and chide.

--Tom Lilly

19474.
Lapis lazuli
Azure and aquamarine
SPAM? It's sky-blue pink!

--Angus Murray

19475.
Dream on dear reader
Of fine thoughts and noble deeds
SPAM?--it's a nightmare!

--Angus murray

19476.
Moslems at Gitmo
Maintain a strict hunger-strike
(Till we offered SPAM!)

--Angus Murray

19477.
Food of the devil
And Beelzebub's sustenance
Pink anathema

--Angus Murray

19478.
A half-beaten egg
Aunts swarm the old granny flat
A SPAMicide?--Nope!

--Angus Murray

19479.
SPAM, half-eaten mice
Hands warm the cold pastry pie
A recipe note

--Angus Murray

19480.
Porcine cube, roughly
Length exceeds width exceeds height.
SPAM asymmetry.

--devorka@hotmail.com

19481.
SPAM and mayonnaise
Every day for thirty years.
Quadruple bypass.

--devorka@hotmail.com

19482.
Crops withered from a
plague of thrips. Sobbing children
were fed from SPAM cans.

--Milford Pigboy

19483.
It's found in aisle five
Object of my affection
Shiny can of SPAM

--Christina Yoo

19484.
Longing for thy meat
Oh blessed blue metal can
Rich feast, salty swine

--Neal Brian Patel, nealp@bigfoot.com

19485.
King Ken Lay, about
Enron's employees' future
plans: "Let them eat SPAM."

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19486.
Oh how I love SPAM.
To me it is salvation.
Please cum to me now.

--Mr. SPAM, SPAM@SPAMailcity.com

19487.
Dappled western sky
orange, pink, blue, purple clouds,
SPAM, toast, eggs, gravy.

--D.S. Cook, Deerjager@aol.com

19488.
If you utter that
you do not believe in SPAM,
will a SPAM not die?

--Simon(age7), mhbracken@btopenworld.com

19489.
Count yourself lucky
Without existence of SPAM
SPAM would not exist

--Simon(age7), mhbracken@btopenworld.com

19490.
Occasional vice,
no longer an obsession.
One or two each week.

--John Byer

19491.
School website expands.
Poetry section--haiku.
Link to this site? No.

--John Byer

19492.
Links, Lynx (aftershave).
Searching for new aromas.
SPAM! Can't fail to pull!

--John Byer

19493.
Elder, great kindling.
It's easy to light my fire.
Now I cook my SPAM.

--John Byer

19494.
Oh juicy fried meat
Winter evening my love
The lights are turned down

--Mazinga Z, endlessnessisticman@yahoo.com

19495.
martians don't eat SPAM
they fire it up between two
legs and straddle it

--daisymae jenkins

19496.
Mother! The toilet
doesn't want to eat the SPAM!
Get the plunger, Son.

--RW Badley, rwbadley@hotmail.com

19497.
The red light district.
SPAM is a commodity
like anything else.

--RW Badley, rwbadley@hotmail.com

19498.
Forever in debt
we are to the fabulous
factory of SPAM.

--RW Badley, rwbadley@hotmail.com

19499.
Sis saw son spit SPAM.
Sis' son spurts; SPAM spew sprays Sis.
"Screw SPAM spew!" spouts Sis.

--RW Badley, rwbadley@hotmail.com

19500.
in SPAM creation
all entrails are made equal;
model for world peace?

--Abby Halon, littlemissmanchester@hotmail.com


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