Move backwards to Numbers 5101-5200.
5201.
Frozen SPAM on stick
Latest in frozen food or
Marketing mistake?
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au5202.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Shocked, the victim turns
The car roars into the night
A drive-by spamming
5203.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
"It's over" she wept,
Turned to go, I cursed myself
For SPAM obsession
5204.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The twisted body
Lies in a pool of jelly
Scrawled word on floor--"SPAM"
5205.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I curse thee, foul SPAM
Smash you with my heavy boot
Hatred in my soul
5206.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
From the fog it came
Lurching on legs of jelly
Evil SPAM horror
5207.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
In the night, a cry
The SPAM of the Baskervilles
Claims one more victim
5208.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The old man laments
"I frittered away my SPAM"
And sheds a lone tear
5209.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM predicament
Whether to eat, or behold
Or simply discard
5210.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Creative impulse
It drives me ever onwards
Limitless haiku
5211.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Cherished smell, I muse
Of innocence, and canned meat
And of days long past
5212.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM as purgative
Mix with chutney and warm milk
Drink in one gulp...purge!
5213.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
A practical joke:
Feed friend SPAM, say you found it
Get ready to run
5214.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The SPAM percolates
Drips through a series of tubes
Potent distilled SPAM
5215.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I caught the odor
Could barely make out the shape
Ethereal SPAM
5216.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Archimedes soaks
Pig falls into the bathtub
Eureka! Found SPAM!
5217.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I happened upon...
An evasive can of SPAM
No one could catch it
5218.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Forensic test shows
Evidence of SPAM presence
We conduct a search
5219.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I examine SPAM
The electron microscope
Leaves nothing hidden
5220.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Exceptional SPAM
The salty meat that has spawned
Many a haiku
5221.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
They passed me the plate
Exclaiming reservations
I declined the SPAM
5222.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I stare at the tin
The contents call out to me
Grinning, I approach
5223.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Modular units
Connect with one another
SPAM cans as house bricks
5224.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Molecule of SPAM
I know you are here somewhere
Microscopic meat
5225.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Left in the hot car
The SPAM became molten mess
Soaked into carpet
5226.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Uniform color
A moist, glistening pink shade
Monochromatic
5227.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM, it's a short word
Takes a moment to say the
Monosyllable
5228.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Monument to SPAM
Behold it in its glory
Reaching to the sky
5229.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
This morbid delight
These poems about pig meat
What is wrong with us?
5230.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Awake this morning
Can't recall the night before
Till I see SPAM cans
5231.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Oh morsel of SPAM
There you sit so patiently
Waiting consumption
5232.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Mosquito's mistake
Misses my arm, hits warm SPAM
Tiny screams are heard
5233.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Gathered in a can
Motley collection of pork
Guess it must be SPAM
5234.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Delicious SPAM mousse
Light, frothy consistency
Think I'll pass on that
5235.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The new SPAM movie
50-foot SPAM attacks town
"Call in Godzilla!"
5236.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Mug of SPAM jelly
I mistook it for coffee
Well, it woke me up
5237.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Holding SPAM in cheeks
He pretended he had mumps
Took the day off work
5238.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Oh muse of haiku
Help me with my creation
Seek inspiration
5239.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
A wet, pinkish mush
At the base of skyscraper
Suicide or SPAM?
5240.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
A SPAM mutation
Pink block grows legs and six eyes
Runs amok in fridge
5241.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Take to it with knife
Hack, slash, and maim the small cube
Mutilated SPAM
5242.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The mystique of SPAM
Some of us share its secrets
But we tell no one
5243.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Naked chunk of SPAM
Stripped of all but your jelly
You wait on my plate
5244.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM used as napalm
Detonate a giant chunk
Watch the jelly stick
5245.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
It's a narcotic
Chow down at least ten large cans
Feel the SPAM effect
5246.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
While you decline it
The dark regions of your soul
Are craving for SPAM
5247.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Roll in chocolate
Coat with shredded coconut
It's a Spamington
5248.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Obedient SPAM
Follows me into kitchen
Hops onto my plate
5249.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Behold! In the can
I found tiny traces of
Edible matter
5250.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
From the kitchen shelf
SPAM calls with alluring voice
"Please consume me now"
5251.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The wind moaned softly
I huddled over the can
Dark, cold nights with SPAM
5252.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The road stretched ahead
I stared at the horizon
Backpack full of SPAM
5253.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The year 2000
Olympic games in Sydney
Let's promote SPAM sports
5254.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The oppressive scent
I know it's in here somewhere
Secret hidden SPAM
5255.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Blue can of ordure
Breeding place for new life forms?
Or light luncheon meat?
5256.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM origami
Rolled flat, fold it here and here
Look, a little pig!
5257.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
When consuming SPAM
Reject the orthodox way
Chew can, discard meat
5258.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Watch the ouija board
Blue can drifts under fingers
Spelling out OINK, OINK
5259.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Outlaw blocks the coach
Barks out "Your SPAM or your life!"
Travellers debate
5260.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
The schoolchildren play
The outsider, sad, looks on
Tried to swap Spamwich
5261.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Scientists probe SPAM
Trying to solve mystery
Inexplicable
5262.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
It slides from the can
I am afraid to inhale
Breathtaking pink chunk
5263.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Small nugget of SPAM
Resting in your display case
Wonder "Is it art?"
5264.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Dam at Hormel bursts
Outpouring of SPAM jelly
Workers head for hills
5265.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Taking a small bite
Vitreous jelly coats tongue
I fight gag reflex
5266.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM sits, so I sing
"SPAM, you'll be my dinner soon"
It still ignores me
5267.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Deep in the Earth's crust
Fossilized SPAM sits waiting
It's Jurassic SPAM
5268.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Wallowing in SPAM
Too late I see my error
Sink without a trace
5269.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Carved a boat of SPAM
Lost at sea, must eat something
What a dilemma
5270.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Locket on a chain
Release the catch to reveal
Sentimental SPAM
5271.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Hit the motherlode
Vein of SPAM runs through coalface
That's where it comes from!
5272.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Lollipop of SPAM
Gave one to a tiny child
I suffer stab wounds
5273.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM looms from the dark
I recoil in great horror
Damn late night shopping
5274.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I loiter in store
The staff are staring at me
Ashamed of SPAM love
5275.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I lost my SPAM can
Don't know where I had it last
Locate it by smell
5276.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Lounge around the house
Watch TV, eat junky food
Think of SPAM haiku
5277.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Oh, you loyal SPAM
In times of difficulty
You always amuse
5278.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I polish my SPAM
It attains a deep luster
Show it to my friends
5279.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Voluptuous SPAM
Soft round curves, then sharp edges
What more could I want?
5280.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Guillotine blade drops
Slices top clean off SPAM can
Crowd cheers "SPAM for All"
5281.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Run amok with key
Opening can after can
Liberated SPAM
5282.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Oh humble canned meat
Parts compressed, pink block is formed
Encased in steel shell
5283.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM suppos'tory
"Don't worry, this won't hurt much"
Tears form in the eyes
5284.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Just sitting at home
A shout is heard from the door
SPAM delivery!
5285.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Hot day, children sit
Musical truck comes down street
Selling SPAM ice cream
5286.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Cop on megaphone
Says "Step away from the SPAM"
One more Spamjacking
5287.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
"Curséd SPAM!" I screech
Tear at can with tooth and nail
Bleeding, I curse pork
5288.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Looked down at my feet
SPAM nestled against my shoe
Quick move, it splatters
5289.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Hanging from the branch
Are small blue cans marked with "SPAM"
It does grow on trees!
5290.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Crazed gunman commands,
"You'll eat it, and you'll like it."
Head bowed, I comply.
5291.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I was arrested
For cruelty to animals
Fed them only SPAM
5292.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
I'll just sit here now
Burn some neurons in my brain
Invent more Spamku.
5293.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
SPAM jelly tanker
Slides off road into house--"Oh
the humanity!"
5294.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
My bumper sticker
Warns all the other drivers
Says "I brake for SPAM"
5295.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Loud drone of bombers
Bomb doors open, SPAM is dropped
Citizens panic
5296.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
They try to hide it
Cooking it in strange ways, but
SPAM is SPAM is SPAM
5297.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
"Wanna buy some SPAM?"
He opens his coat to show
Cheap imitations
5298.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Sure, I've eaten SPAM
Fried in a pan till crispy
Yum, carbonized meat
5299.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
A binge on canned meat
Wake at 3 in the morning
Revenge of the SPAM
5300.
--Tom Elliott, tosh@werple.net.au
Someone stole my SPAM
I called the police for help
"Someone stole your WHAT?"