5601.
The day will come that
All you can steal from the rich
Will only be SPAM
--Wild T.
5602.
Empty cans of death
The burning ruin of SPAM
Cry Humanity
--Wild T.
5603.
I have been so bad
Using SPAM to torture cats
Would someone spank me
--Wild T.
5604.
You cannot ignore
the call, because it is you
for whom the SPAM tolls!
--Wild T.
5605.
Cover your body
With slices of SPAM because
It can cure dry skin
--Wild T.
5606.
I must eat SPAM for
Medicinal purposes
Makes me take Prozac
--Wild T.
5607.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Madison Avenue calls
Increase sales of SPAM
--MSB (I'm ba-a-ack)
5608.
Busy at his desk
Pink globules smeared on his Schwantz
New brand awareness
--MSB
5609.
Hormel execs stress
Positive recognition
Tasty SPAM dishes
--MSB
5610.
New SPAM poster boy
"You can't show THAT on the cans!"
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
5611.
have some spam you man
eat your spam you fucking bitch!
really crass spamku
--Anonymous
5612.
No new Spamku, Cho?
Maybe you've kicked the monkey?
Or indigestion?
--paul handley, phand@inet.co.th
5613.
SPAM is state of mind
Neither in nor out of can
Mind is state of SPAM
--Alex Woolery, captkeen@napanet.net
5614.
Janie Applecheeks,
Collect your SPAM trivia
And leave now. You're fired!
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
5615.
I do not eat SPAM
Alas my girlfriend used to
Then I killed her good
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5616.
Existentialists
They seek the meaning of life
I just stick to SPAM
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5617.
Ode to a SPAM can
It might be easy to write
But hard to swallow
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5618.
The metal SPAM can
The imposing Gatekeeper
I'm the Keymaster
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5619.
Something is rotten
It's in the state of Denmark
Oh it is just SPAM
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5620.
I really love SPAM
And so do all my neighbors
Apocalypse comes
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5621.
Wham bam thank you SPAM!
It's a hilarious joke
Play it again Sam
--Ken Koster, kkoster@leland.stanford.edu
5622.
Pink meat by-product
Its gelatinous texture
Ruins appetites
--Sean Medlock
5623.
In Korean store
Must be TEN flavors of SPAM
Are these people NUTS??
--krink - Falls Gulch, VA
5624.
my spam is in heat
yowling like an alley cat
wanting a good fork
--mgeraty@atgsystems.com
5625.
The morning sun is...
worthless--unless it can shine
upon a blue can.
--Anonymous
5626.
Tell you what I want
What I really really want
Quit writing SPAMku
--Anonymous
5627.
Originally
SPAM was intended to be
a sex lubricant
--Anonymous
5628.
Deep in SPAM HQ
Technicians research new food.
Results: SPOG, SPIRD, SPAT.
--Anonymous
5629.
Wild T, MSB,
Janie Applecheeks: three sad
Individuals.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.startus.com
5630.
At least I know that
SPAM is not a matter of
Life and death, oh no!
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.startus.com
5631.
I'm here to tell you--
Yes indeed!--that it's much more
Serious than that!
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.startus.com
5632.
My pants are still damp
Damp from having some nightmares
All from eating SPAM!!!!
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5633.
spamish cans chasing
me down dimly lit hallways
down into darkness
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5634.
running, running I
am running, running away
from the cans of spam
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5635.
chasing, chasing still
they're chasing, hunting me down
oh! the cans of spam
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5636.
the cans have reached me
and they're angry about me
eating spamburgers
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5637.
when they reach me I
wake up, sweating and thinking
"NO MORE SPAMBURGERS!!!"
--fartboy99, fartboy99@hotmail.com
5638.
Wild T. must love SPAM
Must have SPAM spouting from ass
Writes here all the time
--Jan van der Banck
5639.
Ode to you my SPAM
Surreal gelatinous goo
Spiced? My Ass! With what?
--Eric Kelley, eakelley@tasc.com
5640.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Taunting the evil blue can
DAMN DAMN DAMN you SPAM
--Ian
5641.
Flip the tab and ZIP!
Invert, squeeze, shake, and KERPLOP!
Anticipation
--Ted Lau, trlau@earthlink.com
5642.
door swings still open
coolness, thick slime on my spam
you leave me hungry
--GJR
5643.
Winter truncates day.
Its pale chill suspends all life.
SPAM remains, unchanged.
--K. Burton, shuckskbee@aol.com
5644.
"Form follows can," said
Walter Gropius during
lunch at the Bauhaus.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5645.
Pooh tires of honey.
Decides instead to try SPAM.
"Piglet! Is that you?"
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5646.
Gleaming edifice.
Bright sunlight plays upon your
pink porkitecture.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5647.
"Mom?" asked little pig,
"Will I become junk email?"
"No, the other SPAM."
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5648.
Death stalks 'round hogdom
condemning porcine souls to
small, stackable cans.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5649.
Sure, that Babe was cute,
but his box office fell off.
His next lead role: SPAM.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5650.
By railcar they come,
pink oinking victims to the
Hormel packing plant.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5651.
Can of SPAM looks up.
Contemplates an airliner.
Thinks, "It's just like me."
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5652.
From purgatory,
the souls of potted piglets
released by pop top.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5653.
Photon leaves the sun.
In ninety-three million miles
illuminates SPAM.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5654.
Mr. Douglas knew
to make SPAM he'd have to kill
that Arnold Ziffle.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5655.
Warhead arcs over
vegetarian country,
releasing SPAM MIRVs.
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5656.
Civilization
is measured by its cuisine.
What's that say 'bout us?
--Jim Leftwich, jleft@well.com
5657.
Lucifer has it
Tempting you downward with SPAM
Follow him eat it
--brad, austein6@compuserve.com
5658.
Examine the link
SPAM, American Culture
The Decline of Man
--Laura Contratti, lcontrat@bu.edu
5659.
Tries hard to be meat
Scorn of the snobbish high class
So close to paté
--Laura Contratti, lcontrat@bu.edu
5660.
putrid meat-like paste
what strange morsels doth I taste
pork not one drop waste
--Pressedham Doolap, docyoga@aol.com
5661.
Mere coincidence?
Shape of Borg ship and SPAM. Re-
sistance is futile.
--Darryl Hand
5662.
Colloidal pig parts
Drunken frogs did feast upon
Lily pads of meat
--Bonnie, IggySuePea@aol.com
5663.
You're never lonely
when you have a can of SPAM.
You just wish you were.
--Mark W. Herber, markh@cts.com
5664.
I spy with my eye
something that begins with an
"S." It is greasy.
--Mark W. Herber, markh@cts.com
5665.
It is pink, and in
a steel can and is made of
eyes that spy on me.
--Mark W. Herber, markh@cts.com
5666.
meat gets hard when old
oh how exciting, but wait....
with SPAM, LICK YOUR PLATE
--Anonymous
5667.
i feel so wacky
submitting a spam haiku
my name is debbie
--debbie
5668.
cyclic flavor, prose:
the taste of spam and haiku
it's so bad it's good
--kevan l moore, kevan@traveller.com
5669.
subversive meat mound
apocalyptic discourse
sitting in a can
--Anonymous
5670.
voluptuous pink
slimy like a natto bean
sprawling on my plate
--Anonymous
5671.
chew and chew and chew
chew and chew and chew and chew
chew and chew, swallow
--Anonymous
5672.
my friend debbie said
i'd make it as cheerleader
if I wrote spamku
--brenda
5673.
oh my god spamku!
this is like totally wild
like a pep rally
--tina
5674.
i'm a cheerleader
dance around a keg of beer
my soul's made of spam
--rhonda
5675.
i feel so wacky
this spamku thing is zany
someone please shoot me
--debbie & tina
5676.
This is SPAM heaven
It is blasphemy to say
Eat Spaghetti O's
--Pope SPAM I
5677.
Pope SPAM has decreed
Unwashed masses eat your SPAM
You must see the light
--Pope SPAM I
5678.
Bane of the Chinese
SPAM lo-mein: most will recoil
Secretly my fave
--Samina/Mike/Chris, chrisdeneen@mindspring.com
5679.
Woke in a cold sweat
SPAM is not where I left it
Cat's hair balls are pink
--Samina/Mike/Chris, chrisdeneen@mindspring.com
5680.
Pinky pink pink SPAM
Winky wink wink not quite ham
Here pussy, pussy...
--Samina/Mike/Chris, chrisdeneen@mindspring.com
5681.
"Wow, what a nice place!"
"Hope so, heard they charge fifty
bucks for SPAM flambé!"
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5682.
Health warning label:
"SPAM may cause insanity
taken in excess."
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5683.
Forrest Gump's new quote:
"Life is like a slice of SPAM...
don't know what's in it..."
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5684.
SPAM is dark, evil...
It's the other side of yang...
Truly keeps balance...
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5685.
SPAM exists as God
To the tribes of Amazons.
Rightfully worshipped.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5686.
My dog ate SPAM once
And then its head exploded!
Fright'ning meat it is...
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5687.
It's the perfect gift!
A large chunk of SPAM, wrapped up
And called a "yule log."
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
5688.
Had Proust eaten SPAM
instead of tea and cakes, no
things past remembered.
--Holly Jenson, hj@rosenet.net
5689.
Another evening
Turns to sunrise: smokes and SPAM
What is loneliness?
--maX, max@raptor.slc.edu
5690.
India--China
Animal To vat, again?
Better travel light.
--maX, max@raptor.slc.edu
5691.
He bends slowly down
Regarding the still chunk there
Sticks fork deep in flesh
--maX, max@raptor.slc.edu
5692.
My lover left it
Unopened and in the fridge
Why cool that tin can?
--maX, max@raptor.slc.edu
5693.
Shoulder pork and ham?
Guess elusive origins.
Tasty, pinkish prize!
--Kerry Patton, Patton27@aol.com
5694.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM I am
Wish I had green eggs and ham
Look, it's SPAM! Oh, man!
--Spam I Am, m_clough@hotmail.com
5695.
Hormel makes me SPAM.
I eat Hormel's processed meat.
There is much rejoice.
--Long-Hair, long-hair@geocities.com
5696.
King of the Britons,
King Arthur, eats lots of SPAM.
He kills the Black Knight.
--Long-Hair, long-hair@geocities.com
5697.
You don't vote for kings.
I am king because I'm smart.
You should eat SPAM too.
--Long-Hair, long-hair@geocities.com
5698.
The Castle Anthrax.
The SPAM shaped beacon is lit.
And now, oral sex.
--Long-Hair, long-hair@geocities.com
5699.
We are the knights who
Do say "SPAM" instead of "nee."
Bring us shrubbery.
--Long-Hair, long-hair@geocities.com
5700.
Reason to be good:
You know what Santa gives to
The bad boys and girls?
--maia the wonderlemur