SHAM-39.
SPAM: Stripped Pig All Mixed.
Is there anything more gross?
New product: SPAM LITE.
SHAM-140.
SPAM: Steam-Pressed Ape Meat.
Is there anything more gross?
New, handy SPAM Spread.
103.
What does S.P.A.M. stand for?
Solidified and Processed
Anti-Meat maybe?
113.
SPAM: Superfluous
Pieces of Animal Meat
Give me some more, please
312.
SPastic Awful Meal
My thoughts about this stuff which
No one here shares. Bah!
674.
how can i express
the joy and heartfelt wonder
Solid Pork All Mine
780.
The letters of "SPAM"--
What do they stand for? Semi-,
Pseudo-, Almost Meat.
781.
Subversive Pinko
Anti-american Meat:
SPAM's a Commie plot!
782.
SPAM's the Devil's work:
Sinful Pork of Almighty
Mephistopheles.
809.
It's lips and assholes
Forever no more, no less
Snails, Possum, And Mice
1389.
SPAM: Spit Puke A Mile!
Not a pleasant image, pal,
But we're not sissies!
1496.
s for super, p
for pig, a for always, m
for mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!
1549.
Anguished kids cry out
Another slice hits their plates
Send Pork Away, Mom!
1638.
Spiced Pork and hAM? Yeah
Right, it's Shredded Plasticized
Active Mutation!
1748.
Vanna, a vowel,
Add it to my initials.
SPAM I am, SHAM!
1884.
SPAM does not stand for
Specially Processed Ass Meat.
Too bad, SPAM bashers.
1885.
Hungry corpse looks for
Sole Precious Agony Meal--
by Marquis de Sade.
2046.
SPAM: Shit, Puke, And Mud
Not included in the damned
Ingredients. Wow.
2165.
Some Pork Art, Maybe?
Such Perfect Alien Meat!
Square, Pink, And Mottled.
2170.
Acronym for SPAM
It's Sinew, Puss, And Muscle
Goes down best heated
2253.
What does SPAM stand for?
Spoiled Pizza And Meat, maybe?
The eighth mystery!
2256.
SPAM is SPecial hAM.
I don't know what's so special!
Sometimes I wonder.
2706.
Little letters four:
"Ess pee ay em," like a song,
Burble in my ear.
2710.
Semper Porcinus,
Always Meaty--the motto
Of the soldier's lunch.
3221.
She was Pleased with SPAM,
so she Asked for even More.
"But cut the mustard!"
3465.
Steroidal Pig Mash,
Sometimes I think you are more
Hormone than Hormel.
3730.
Separate parts are
Melded somehow, providing
Alien mealtime.
4170.
Seen on a loan app.:
SPanish American Male.
SPAM as acronym.
4686.
Why do we say "SPAM?"
Pork Shoulder, Ham, in the can.
So we should say "PSHAM!"
4915.
How doth the pink stuff
Define its shiny substance?
SPots of fat and hAM.
5108.
Superglutinous
Post-excretal Aberrant
Miniporcine. SPAM.
5173.
Listen up people
Now I know what SPAM stands for:
Special Parts And More
5883.
"S" is for Spicy
"AM" is for American
"P" is for Pickled
5944.
SPAM, an acronymn
For Squirrels, Possums, And Mice.
The white trash turkey.
6098.
Scientifically
Processed Animal Matter:
A true acronym!
6208.
Soiled Parts Are Melanged
Strange Porcine Animal Mud
Sick People Ain't Missed
6401.
Tell me what is SPAM.
Squished Piles Alternative Meat.
Give it a try, NOT!
6666.
Sphincters Pigs And Meat
Set Potatoes Around Meal
Some Plans Are Mooted
6807.
SPAM as in spoiled ham?
Hits your guts with mighty blams
Small can for power...
6894.
Strangely, after just
Partially eating A loaf,
i could eat no More.
7047.
Shit Processed Ain't Meat!
Only Sam Can Alter Rat
Meat And Young Elk Rumps!
7109.
Sucking Parts At Mom's.
Sputtering Puke After Meal.
SPAM Pleases A Man!
7353.
Specially Prepared
Agglutinated Morsels:
So Pure And Meaty!
7491.
SPAM as acronym:
Salted Pink Amorphous Meat
It defines itself
7573.
SPAM delight tonight
It's SPoiled hAM in a blue can
Barf it in toilet
7902.
Slimy Pork And Mush,
Slithery Pulp All Mucky,
Some People Ate Mine!
8157.
Sacrilegious Pork
Absolutely Morbid. (eat
up, america)
8237.
Formula simple:
Take one cup pig SPerm, one hAM,
Glutinize, enjoy.
8426.
SPAM: standing for what?
Slightly Possible Anal
Meat? I hate to think.
8525.
Start planning a meal
Several people are mad
Say prayers and munch
8538.
SPAM is SPartan hAM.
Food for the warrior Greeks.
No more Sparta now.
8541.
Some folks think SPAM stands
for "Sexual Perversion
And Masturbation."