SHAM-29.
SPAM recipe 2:
Purée, cook with milk and flour.
It's Cream of SPAM soup.
SHAM-30.
Hors d'oeuvre with great flair:
SPAM, Vienna Sausage, Chex.
Blend well with Cheez Whiz.
SHAM-31.
SPAM subs for turkey
In that school lunch favorite:
SPAM tetrazzini.
SHAM-42.
How to feed twelve mouths:
SPAM and Hamburger Helper
Spread thin on white bread.
SHAM-64.
Crumb sticks to grease track.
He licks it off--nothing beats
SPAM on buttered toast.
SHAM-195.
Take a scoop of SPAM,
Liquify with tomatoes.
It's Spamato juice.
77.
SPAM plus TANG makes SPANG.
Nutritious breakfast drink of
Midwest astronauts.
135.
I have some SPAM wine
A nineteen-ninety vintage
It's still quite lumpy
142.
My new invention
Fizzy SPAM-flavored cola
It doesn't sell well
143.
SPAM, milk, and blender
Making me a SPAM smoothie
What a nice color
158.
Exclusive dinner
Crystal goblets, china plates
Blackened SPAM on toast
168.
I love to eat SPAM.
I cook it with scrambled eggs.
Sizzles when it's done.
169.
SPAM and eggs are good.
Fostering contemplation
Yummy breakfast food.
193.
Fried SPAM and white rice.
Nitrates and fiber combo.
Breakfast of champi'ns.
200.
Serve SPAM warm, with Brie:
It's a conversation piece,
The talk of the town.
261.
Creamy grits and SPAM,
SPAM-gravy gravid biscuits:
Blubber tastes better.
335.
Waiter, I would like
SPAM cocktail, shaken not stirred.
It's been quite a day.
343.
Chinese SPAM roll, please.
From column A, column B
Pork fried SPAM with rice.
353.
Ben and Jerry say,
"Try our new ice cream flavor:
Choco-Toffee-SPAM!"
418.
Fried in thin slices
Cubed and served with cheese not Swiss
Some like it mashed up.
459.
Is your SPAM too dry?
Kraft has a fine solution--
Smear it with CHEEZ WHIZ!
504.
On hot summer days
Ask mom for a special treat--
SPAMsicles are fun!
506.
I like mine no rice,
It only hides the fresh taste:
SPAM sashimi rules!
522.
A beautiful gold
Crust with pink squishy middle
SPAM pie for dinner!
579.
triple SPAMBURGER.
two breads and a WHOLE LOAF, mmmmmmm
yummy yum BLEEEERCH, wipe.
631.
Melt some Velveeta,
Use to cover pseudo-pork.
SPAM au gratin. YUM!
750.
macaroni rings
mayo green peas Velveeta
toss with chunks of SPAM
863.
Hazelnut latté
deep-fried SPAM-and-egg sandwich
with onions to boot!
972.
Place SPAM in a bowl
Add ice cream and chocolate
A SPAM-choc sundae
1032.
Carmel-coated SPAM
Sitting on a stick. Seconds?
"No, thank you kindly."
1064.
Throw SPAM and ice cream
in blender, set on purée.
Voilà! Pork milkshakes.
1217.
Linoleum grey.
Elsie's creamed SPAM casserole:
a porcine nightmare.
1242.
Tasty SPAM custard
Serve it to all of your friends
Laugh as they turn pale
1249.
Try SPAM flavored beer,
And after you've drunk it all,
You can chew the bits.
1287.
They enjoyed the stew
But when offered SPAM ice cream
My dinner guests left.
1411.
Cold SPAM canapes
Served up by John Belushi--
Martha Stewart's Hell!
1430.
I saw a coupon
for "SPAM cuisine"...two words com-
bined that can't make sense.
1467.
Made a SPAM milkshake.
Added some Hersey's syrup.
I've made liquid Hell.
1481.
Mother, father here
Giving thanks for pink pig parts
Pass the SPAM turkey
1501.
Manifold cooking.
SPAM, potatoes in wine sauce.
Wild tailgate party!
1502.
Ice cream? I think not!
A new delight awaits me.
Call it SPAMoni!
1595.
Not Italian
Uniquely American:
SPAM chunks on pizza.
1596.
Salsa, chips, and SPAM
Is not a Mexican meal;
It's only a snack.
1724.
SPAM-SPAM-Chip Ice Cream
Chunky, oven-baked SPAM chips
Truly, truly, vile
1947.
SPAM fried in soy sauce.
Sizzling, succulent patty.
An ethnic cuisine.
2019.
Go to sushi bar,
ask chef for SPAM maki roll.
Harakiri! Ick.
2029.
You've never had SPAM
Au Sardines avec Cornflakes!?
Try some now with cream.
2110.
Frozen luncheon meat,
On a stick for kids' delight,
A SPAM dessert treat.
2178.
Alice B. whips up
a special treat for Gertrude:
her hashish-SPAM loaf.
2195.
A bistro's best bets:
SPAM with mango chutney or
grilled SPAM risotto.
2197.
SPAM on Wonder Bread,
with Velveeta and catsup.
Hold the rodent hairs.
2198.
For Jumping Jack Flash
eating SPAM enchiladas
is a gas gas gas.
2265.
Dessert of the day:
Italian spamoni
With pistachios.
2266.
Hormel hires German
Chefs. Are they planning to make
A Black Forest SPAM?
2267.
A thick slice of SPAM
Inside a six-inch bun is
A sub-spamtial meal.
2269.
Where is my juicer?
I need a cool glass of SPAM
To drown my sorrows.
2289.
I like SPAM sushi
It tastes better than raw fish
Canned meat is the best
2292.
Jack likes SPAM and eggs
He chucks it at ball players
Makes a SPAM hogy
2304.
SPAM jam on biscuit
SPAM jelly on blackened toast
SPAM preserves my soul
2313.
At the Round Table,
Guinevere served Hot Boiled SPAM.
Test of chivalry.
2329.
Oysters and SPAM mousse.
Superb aphrodisiac.
Revives the tired bits!
2402.
Ultimate horror:
A meal of SPAM, brains and eggs
(Insert your scream here)
2404.
Papadopoulos
Electrojetted his SPAMs
For hot breakfast snacks.
2457.
Martha Stewart serves
Puréed SPAM on cocktail rye
Post-divorce paté
2486.
Breakfast. Grind up SPAM,
potatoes, add in pepper,
but not salt. SPAM hash.
2487.
SPAM hash on a plate.
Toss an egg on top. Coffee.
Smells waft past my nose.
2600.
Pork and Beans and SPAM
with Macaroni and Cheese
and a fine Merlot
2669.
Luke Theall loves SPAM
Topped with mashed 'taters and baked
With mustard and cheese
2692.
Failed experiment.
I kneel on the bathroom tile
retching SPAM chowder.
2868.
Shrimp and shellfish scare
brings about SPAMbalaya.
Cajuns drop like flies.
2892.
State fair coming up.
I just can't wait for that deep
fried SPAM on a stick.
2921.
Put SPAM in the pan
throw in a pound of butter--
see the SPAM sputter.
2930.
Pierre praises SPAM
served on bread with Grey Poupon.
A plate of French boast.
2945.
Slimy spaghetti
under paté de oinker.
SPAM boy-ar-dee. Yum!
2946.
Casa de Piggie
features Tacos Hormel and
SPAM enchiladas.
2961.
Thanksgiving morning
We're out of bread and croutons.
Stuff the bird with SPAM.
2993.
SPAM, cubed, served hot on
a plate of Spaghetti-Os:
It's SPAMghetti-Os!
3022.
On cold New England
nights, gathered around the fire,
all crave SPAM chowder.
3023.
Cut it into cubes
and use them instead of ice.
SPAM tea, summer treat.
3065.
Mix some SPAM and TREET
A doubly revolting mess
Name it TRAM or SPEET
3136.
Wrap a piece of SPAM
'Round an asparagus spear:
A simple hors d'oeuvre.
3153.
SPAM's for breakfast now.
Cube it into scrambled eggs.
What, you have no eggs?
3340.
Moo Shu SPAM. Nitrates
and MSG: Festival
of food additivies.
3352.
spam in blender with
bananas and candy corn
makes spamana corn
3359.
Hippies used to cook
SPAM loaf with ganja in it.
It cures the munchies.
3434
Put SPAM in a blen-
der and throw in curdled milk:
A delicious shake!
3525.
Salad sensation?
My menu says "Hearts of SPAM."
Lunch may have to wait.
3537.
Frosty SPAM milkshake
makes my loins crazy all day.
Nymphomania!
3645.
Frozen SPAM milkshake
Homicidal tendencies
Loading my squirt gun
3646.
Frosty SPAM milkshake
Chases ten Jack Daniels shots
Regurgitation
3675.
Frosty SPAM milkshake
Puréed succulent swine chunks
HEY! I love ewe man
3727.
Five weeks in Thailand.
"Rice and green curry SPAM, please."
"Phom mai kao chai krop!"
3728.
Narita airport.
"SPAM sushi with soba, please."
"Wakarimasen!"
3729.
Home in the U.S.
"SPAMBURGER, fries, and cole slaw."
"I don't understand!"
3780.
Pink loaf sliced thin, fried,
Served with truffles, shallots, wine;
Martha Stewart dreams.
3812.
A bitter divorce
Screams in the lawyer's office
"You always served SPAM"
4032.
The French love their SPAM
Secret delight of great chefs
Just throw on a sauce
4125.
Martha Stewart comes
up with clever use for SPAM:
"Flush it down the john."
4454.
Love that salty taste
SPAM cutlets fried to a crisp
With mayo and toast
4572.
Hormel's cookbook: One
SPAM thing after another.
Weep, you chefs of France!
4597.
I'm lying in bed
dreaming of tomorrow's meal:
Poached SPAM with pearl sauce.
4719.
two tomatoes, oil,
garlic, water, onion, spam
curry, chop, boil...god
4722.
For Halloween treats
dip SPAM cubes in chocolate.
Who's the trick on now?
4767.
SPAM fried in grape leaves
Then smothered in olive oil
The glory of Greece!
4845.
Shredded coconut,
Marshmallows, mayo, fake ham:
SPAMbrosia salad
4904.
Yeltsin's fast rebound
comes from an old Russian treat:
SPAM and vodka float.
4938.
SPAM cut into cubes,
In a cheese sauce, served on toast.
Call it "Welsh Vomit."
4996.
I served SPAM patties
Marinated in vodka.
Where is the Maalox?
4997.
Vile school lunches...but!
We wonder why kids rebel?
Lukewarm SPAM croquettes?
5013.
Hormel buys Zabar's.
Staff warned, "pink stuff or pink slip."
SPAM focaccia.
5146.
31 flavors.
Please take a number and choose...
God! Orange SPAMbert!
5178.
A filling of SPAM
Between two layers of SPAM
A nice quick Spamwich
5235.
Delicious SPAM mousse
Light, frothy consistency
Think I'll pass on that
5248.
Roll in chocolate
Coat with shredded coconut
It's a Spamington
5337.
I brewed some SPAM beer
Two weeks of fermentation
What a waste of time
5365.
Simmer in saucepan
SPAM mixed with herbs and spices
Throw out meat, eat pan
5780.
A bit of the old
ultraviolence cannot beat
a can full of SPAM.
5953.
Chalky-sweet goodness
lost in a sweltering pink
PEZ mixed with SPAM loaf
6061.
Made chicken-fried SPAM.
No kidding--my ex-husband
Loved it for dinner
6329.
The SPAMaroni
I served for dinner last night
Was not a big hit.
6579.
a tender texture
can be obtained by poaching
in boiling water
6723.
Friends' pact to tempt death
Fugu-sashi, Kei orders
Mine: Spam nigiri
6726.
Homesick in Tokyo
My chef adapts with genius
Spam chawanmushi
6728.
Lunchtime fantasy:
Spam cakes on banana leaf
Creamy durian
6775.
A sprig of fennel
Gracing artful pink slivers
SPAM nouveau cuisine
6784.
Blender full of SPAM,
Mixed with heavy mayonnaise,
Tasty bypass shake.
6831.
Some guys asked for the
SPAMaroni recipe.
I do pity them.
6962.
Add chunks of SPAM to
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
You cannot go wrong
7007.
Bountiful banquet
One million SPAM recipes
Makes a grown man cry
7061.
Salty pink delight
Engulfed in rice and seaweed
Hawaiian sushi
7104.
It's so hot this week!
We can fry SPAM on sidewalks...
The grit adds texture.
7105.
Swamp water and SPAM
go together very well.
Cajun specialty!
7137.
A new state fair treat
SPAM corn dogs wrapped in fry bread
Medics standing by
7292.
gelatin of spam
pineapple and brown mustard
the delicious treat
7350.
take jelly from can
pour into ice cube tray, freeze:
refreshing spam pops!
7382.
Ice, sugar, and SPAM....
Recipe for SPAM glacé.
Unbelievable!!!
7442.
Vomit recipe:
SPAM, Cheez Whiz, on Wonder Bread
Or, maybe just SPAM
7443.
Make a SPAM milkshake:
Blend warm SPAM with mint ice cream...
Serve in used ashtray.
7519.
My new recipe
Combines ants, dove, and SPAM. It's
Called "Itchycoo Pork."
7546.
Cut SPAM in thin strips,
Dry, coat in icing sugar:
Pork chewing gum. Yum!
7598.
Sliced thin with a knife
False pepperoni pizza
Tomato sauce topped
7599.
A meal in a can
Hawaiian appetizer
Topped with cheddar cheese
7601.
Cottage cheese and SPAM
On a bed of leafy greens--
Perfect diet dish.
7686.
Sautéed on low heat
SPAM, tomato, and onions
Hawaiian stir-fry
7736.
SPAM and coffee. Whipped
together at a high speed.
SPiced latté is served.
7801.
Spamos Rancheros
Eggs 'n' SPAM au in a pan
Run away, away!
7888.
Donuts filled with SPAM
A salty-sweet deep fried treat
It was meant to be
7936.
Our special today
Succulent SPAM a l'orange
Quite the Chef Surprise
8134.
Lobster thermidor
with a nice Hollandaise sauce,
fresh lemon, and SPAM.
8286.
Made a new dessert
SPAM, hot fudge, whipped cream, and nuts
No one will eat it