the MIT department of linguistics and philosophy presents:

the 2006 iap

composed and arranged by:

the debonair mr. a. hosein

the smoldering ms. h. de bres

and

the dashing and illustrious dr. a. byrne, PhD

the organizational committee has assembled not fewer than 138 questions to test your knowledge of the lives, persons, works, deaths & sexual proclivities of our celebrated contemporaries and predecessors on the tangled and perilous path to Wisdom. shock, alarm, amusement, disbelief, frustration, edification, titillation, rage and mild disgust are in equal measure guaranteed.

the answers

[the answer form]