Round 1 4 3 2002 MIT Mystery Hunt

VARIATIONS ON A THEME

Although he was a monopolist, your uncle avoided getting involved with the broadcasting business and all its mergers. "It's not even worth a minute of my time," he'd say.
WAV file or MP3 file. (Note: some MP3 players play this file at double speed.)

Place your answers in reverse alphabetical order without leading articles, spaces or punctuation.