Spare the Rod

By Chris Morse

(aka Cute Boys III)

 

In the first column, there is exactly one person that can be paired

with a person on the second column because they both had large roles

on the same television show. 

 

Reading the bigrams for each show's actor pair, in the alphabetic

order by the title of the show yields this phrase:

 

“Why yes, the answer you're seeking really is PENISES”.

 

The pairs, show title, and bigram:

 


21 Jump Street

W - Johnny Depp

H - Richard Grieco

 

7th Heaven

Y - Barry Watson

Y - David Gallagher

 

Angel

E - Glenn Quinn

S - Vincent Kartheiser

 

Baywatch

T - Jeremy Jackson

H - David Chockachi

 

Boy Meets World

E - Rider Strong

A - Will Friedle

 

California Dreams

N - Jay Anthony Franke

S - Aaron Jackson

 

CSI: Crime Scene Investigations

W - Eric Szmanda

E - George Eads

 

Everwood

R - Gregory Smith

Y - Chris Pratt

 

Jack + Jill

O - Ivan Sergei

U - Simon Rex

 

Malcolm in the Middle

R - Frankie Muniz

E - Justin Berfeld

 

One Tree Hill

S - Chad Michael Murray

E - James Lafferty

 

Popular

E - Christopher Gorham

K - Bryce Johnson

 

Queer As Folk

I - Gale Harold

N - Randy Harrison

 

Roswell

G - Colin Hanks

R - Nick Wechsler

 

Saved by the Bell

E – Mark-Paul Gosselaar

A - Mario Lopez

 

Scrubs

L - Zach Braff

L - Donald Faison

 

Silver Spoons

Y - Ricky Schroeder

I - Jason Bateman

 

Smallville

S - Tom Welling

P - Michael Rosenbaum

 

Sports Night

E - Josh Malina

N - Peter Krause

 

That 70's Show

I - Topher Grace

S - Ashton Kutcher

 

The O.C.

E - Adam Brody

S - Chris Carmack


 

 


 

The first column of pictures go:

Glenn Quinn

Rider Strong

Christopher Gorham

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Josh Malina

Adam Brody

Colin Hanks

Gale Harold

Topher Grace

Zach Braff

Jay Anthony Franke

Ivan Sergei

Gregory Smith

Frankie Muniz

Chad Michael Murray

Tom Welling

Jeremy Jackson

Johnny Depp

Eric Szmanda

Barry Watson

Ricky Schroeder

 

 

The second column of pictures go:

 

Will Friedle

Mario Lopez

Justin Berfeld

James Lafferty

George Eads

David Chockachi

Richard Grieco

Jason Bateman

Bryce Johnson

Donald Faison

Peter Krause

Randy Harrison

Michael Rosenbaum

Nick Wechsler

Vincent Kartheiser

Chris Carmack

Ashton Kutcher

Aaron Jackson

Simon Rex

Chris Pratt

David Gallagher