Spare
the Rod
By
Chris Morse
(aka
Cute Boys III)
In the
first column, there is exactly one person that can be paired
with a
person on the second column because they both had large roles
on the
same television show.
Reading
the bigrams for each show's actor pair, in the alphabetic
order
by the title of the show yields this phrase:
“Why
yes, the answer you're seeking really is PENISES”.
The
pairs, show title, and bigram:
21 Jump
Street
W -
Johnny Depp
H -
Richard Grieco
7th
Heaven
Y -
Barry Watson
Y -
David Gallagher
Angel
E -
Glenn Quinn
S -
Vincent Kartheiser
Baywatch
T -
Jeremy Jackson
H -
David Chockachi
Boy
Meets World
E -
Rider Strong
A -
Will Friedle
California
Dreams
N - Jay
Anthony Franke
S -
Aaron Jackson
CSI:
Crime Scene Investigations
W -
Eric Szmanda
E -
George Eads
Everwood
R -
Gregory Smith
Y -
Chris Pratt
Jack +
Jill
O -
Ivan Sergei
U -
Simon Rex
Malcolm
in the Middle
R -
Frankie Muniz
E -
Justin Berfeld
One
Tree Hill
S -
Chad Michael Murray
E -
James Lafferty
Popular
E -
Christopher Gorham
K -
Bryce Johnson
Queer
As Folk
I -
Gale Harold
N -
Randy Harrison
Roswell
G -
Colin Hanks
R -
Nick Wechsler
Saved
by the Bell
E –
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
A -
Mario Lopez
Scrubs
L -
Zach Braff
L -
Donald Faison
Silver
Spoons
Y -
Ricky Schroeder
I -
Jason Bateman
Smallville
S - Tom
Welling
P -
Michael Rosenbaum
Sports
Night
E -
Josh Malina
N -
Peter Krause
That
70's Show
I -
Topher Grace
S -
Ashton Kutcher
The
O.C.
E -
Adam Brody
S -
Chris Carmack
The
first column of pictures go:
Glenn
Quinn
Rider
Strong
Christopher Gorham
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Josh
Malina
Adam
Brody
Colin
Hanks
Gale
Harold
Topher
Grace
Zach
Braff
Jay
Anthony Franke
Ivan
Sergei
Gregory
Smith
Frankie
Muniz
Chad
Michael Murray
Tom
Welling
Jeremy
Jackson
Johnny
Depp
Eric
Szmanda
Barry
Watson
Ricky
Schroeder
The
second column of pictures go:
Will
Friedle
Mario
Lopez
Justin
Berfeld
James
Lafferty
George
Eads
David
Chockachi
Richard
Grieco
Jason
Bateman
Bryce
Johnson
Donald
Faison
Peter
Krause
Randy
Harrison
Michael
Rosenbaum
Nick
Wechsler
Vincent
Kartheiser
Chris
Carmack
Ashton
Kutcher
Aaron
Jackson
Simon
Rex
Chris
Pratt
David
Gallagher