Just
Jossing
Author:
Dan Katz
It
should be immediately apparent that most of the clues refer to Buffy The
Vampire Slayer and/or Angel, both set in the "Buffyverse." The
resulting quote is actually a series of five event descriptions:
WILLOW
COMMUNICATES WITH ROBOT VIA INTERNET / DRUSILLA AMBUSHES BUFFY WITH TASER /
GENTLEMEN
SILENTLY REMOVE HEARTS / XANDER PURSUES CAKE BAKING ZOMBIES /
KENDRA
LOCKS ANGEL INSIDE SUNLIT CAGE / THE FIRST ORCHESTRATES JONATHANS DEATH /
SPIKE
STORES DEMON EGGS AWAITING DOCTOR
A.
FUSSING
B.
RICHARD
C.
OCTAGON
D.
MOKTAGAR
E.
ENTWISTED
F.
AWESOME
G.
CALEB
H.
HALFREK
I. SKIP
J.
ESTROGEN
K.
ANDREW
L.
SAHJHAN
M. OLAF
N.
NESTING
O. NEXT
WEEK
P.
EMPIRICIST
Q.
VAULT
R.
EMBITTERED
S.
NAUSEOUS
T. THE
IMMORTAL
U.
DEALING
V.
RINGLESS
W.
ASSASSINS
X.
WITCH
Y.
NUCLEUS
Z.
TRUCK
AA.
HARMONY
BB.
LIBELISTS
CC.
EDDY
DD.
TITO
EE. THE
BRONZE
FF. EVE
GG.
ROBOT
The
acrostic reads FROM EACH SEASON N EVENT DRAW NTH LETTER. Doing so:
WILLOW
COMMUNICATES WITH ROBOT VIA INTERNET - Season 1 - W
DRUSILLA
AMBUSHES BUFFY WITH TASER - Season 5 - I
GENTLEMEN
SILENTLY REMOVE HEARTS - Season 4 - T
XANDER
PURSUES CAKE BAKING ZOMBIES - Season 3 - N
KENDRA
LOCKS ANGEL INSIDE SUNLIT CAGE - Season 2 - E
THE
FIRST ORCHESTRATES JONATHANS DEATH - Season 7 - S
SPIKE
STORES DEMON EGGS AWAITING DOCTOR - Season 6 - S
we
obtain the answer, WITNESS.