Across:
1. With skill
9. What doctors recommend instead of petroleum application?
10. Pierre's friend
12. Moon of Jupiter
13. Initials of composer and lyricist of Cats
15. x1, fax number of a van manufacturer
17. Recent Shakespeare film adaptation
18. Three straight days of music to a Harvard student
19. Compare United Kingdom (abbr.)
21. Nothing compares 2 this
22. x2, phone number of a ballot initiative sponsor
24. Answer to "What's the byproduct of smelting, dawg?"
26. U.F.O. pilot
27. Golfer Michelle
28. Not radial
30. Difficultly
Down:
1. Those paying for services
2. Something that used to be a chart
3. Ave.
4. x3, phone number of a regatta chair
5. Beatles album
6. Type of intersection
7. Cartoon therapist cocreated by Snyder, Mr.
8. Doo's dance partner
11. Worship of a golden calf
14. x4, phone number of a script writing workshop organizer
16. Paul Charron's job title (abbr.)
20. Fiona Apple album
23. Empire state org. for one-wheelers
25. Goes with art in triv. purs.
29. Word said by certain knights
31. Bad grade

(3269501 * x1 * x2 * x3 * x4) modulo 10000103

Note: please do not call any phone numbers found in this puzzle.