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by MIke Selinker
Answer: CHO
Each LOLcats-style picture has exactly one word spelled correctly. In picture order, these are: USE EEK WHY TOUGH YOU OFF THE SKEW TAN KNEE MALL SAUNA GREW PUFF RUN TEA RARE LIONS ERR PLAIN STAY LIMB A JAZZ. This can be sounded out as YOU SEE QUITE A FEW OF THESE CUTE ANIMALS ON A GROUP OF FRONTIER AIRLINES AIRPLANES' TAIL IMAGES.
Each animal is a photograph from the tail of a specific plane in the Frontier Airlines fleet, shown in places like jetphotos.net. Each plane has a name such as Spike (the porcupine). Each plane also has a callsign number from N801FR to N948FR. Placing the callsigns in numerical order, the "laugh" at the top becomes a set of indexes into the animals' names. When those names are put back into picture order, those indexes spell KOREAN COMEDY STAR MARGARET. That star is Margaret CHO.
picture | name | animal | word | callsign | index | letter |
1 | SPIKE | Porcupine | USE | N809-FR | 4 | K |
2 | FOXY | Red Fox | EEK | N922-FR | 2 | O |
3 | FRITZ | Mountain Goat | WHY | N921-FR | 2 | R |
4 | PETE | Pelican | TOUGH | N948-FR | 4 | E |
5 | ANDY | Pronghorn | YOU | N906-FR | 1 | A |
6 | SEBASTIAN | Hawk | OFF | N933-FR | 9 | N |
7 | HECTOR | Sea Otter | THE | N935-FR | 3 | C |
8 | CLOVER | Fawn | SKEW | N808-FR | 3 | O |
9 | MONTANA | Elk | TAN | N802-FR | 1 | M |
10 | CHARLIE | Cougar | KNEE | N807-FR | 7 | E |
11 | DOC | Snowy Owl | MALL | N917-FR | 1 | D |
12 | HUMPHREY | Bison | SAUNA | N806-FR | 8 | Y |
13 | SALLY | Mustang | GREW | N915-FR | 1 | S |
14 | STU | Rabbit | PUFF | N803-FR | 2 | T |
15 | GRIZWALD | Grizzly Bear | RUN | N801-FR | 6 | A |
16 | CARL | Coyote | TEA | N920-FR | 3 | R |
17 | O'MALLEY | Mallard Duck | RARE | N916-FR | 2 | M |
18 | LANCE | Ocelot | LIONS | N919-FR | 2 | A |
19 | CARMEN | Blue Crowned Conure | ERR | N937-FR | 3 | R |
20 | SARGE | Bald Eagle | PLAIN | N932-FR | 4 | G |
21 | WALLY | Wolf | STAY | N901-FR | 2 | A |
22 | RUDY | Raccoon | LIMB | N923-FR | 1 | R |
23 | DALE | Dall's Sheep | A | N925-FR | 4 | E |
24 | CHOCOLATE | Bull Moose | JAZZ | N945-FR | 8 | T |