Nurse Charnel's Reports from the Sickbay of the U.S.S. Parkerstone

by Foggy Brume
Answer: SIMULTANEOUS

Each passage describes the death of Kenny McCormick during an episode from the first five seasons of South Park. Take the nth letter of the episode's title where n is the ensign's number.

• Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (C)
• It Hits the Fan (H)
• Death (E)
• City On The Edge Of Forever (F)
• Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (A)
• Starvin' Marvin (I)
• Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (D)
• Scott Tenorman Must Die (T)
• Cherokee Hair Tampons (R)
• Volcano (A)
• Chinpokomon (C)
• Pinkeye (K)
• Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut (S)
• Ike's Wee-Wee (E)
• Chickenlover (V)
• Conjoined Fetus Lady (E)
• The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (N)

Read in the order the passages appear, this spells CHEF AID TRACK SEVEN. The seventh song on the South Park soundtrack album Chef Aid is SIMULTANEOUS.