Reverse Dimension Doctor 9
by Mark Gottlieb
Answer: COMMENCING AT THE OORT CLOUD OPERATE HIS TARDIS ON INTERIOR BOARD
Companion Half: His Shopgirl, Rose Tyler
The clues can be answered by manipulating the alien names. Each has one letter boxed.
- SCREAMER [C]
- EXXILON (XXIL/EON) [O]
- ANTIMAN (MIT) [M]
- ROBOMAN (OBAMA) [M]
- CHUMBLIE (Word 1 = CHUM, Word 2 = LIVE) [E]
- HUMAN (UMA THURMAN) [N]
- FENRIC (ENRICH) [C]
- OGRI (hippOGRIff, transmOGRIfier) [I]
- REFUSIAN (RUFUS/IAN) [N]
- WEEPING ANGEL (WEE PIN GANG) [G]
- ICE WARRIOR ("I swore, Eeyore") [A]
- KROTON (PROTON) [T]
- INTER MINORIAN (INTERMINABLE) [T]
- PALLUSHI (PAL -> BE = BELUSHI) [H]
- ETERNAL (EXTERNAL) [E]
- DRACONIAN (DRAW CONAN) [O]
- ISOLUS (SOL -> CAR = ICARUS) [O]
- ARGOLIN (portmanteau of ARGO and LANOLIN, since LANOLIN is such a substance made from common wool and this is made from the golden fleece) [R]
- SONTARAN (ONTARIAN) [T]
- SYCORAX (1+4+3+1+1+1+8, 1 is on double letter = 20, word is on double word = 40, plus bonus for bingo = 90) [C]
- CHULA (HULA) [L]
- HORDA (HOARD/HORDE) [O]
- WHITE GUARDIAN (DRAUGHT) [U]
- ANDROMEDAN (AND/DAN, ROME) [D]
- RIBOSIAN (RIB -> BOG = BOGOSIAN) [O]
- ZEPHON (ZAPHOD) [P]
- SLITHEEN (THE LINES) [E]
- CRESPALLION (PRE-SCALLION) [R]
- HATH [A]
- IMC ROBOT (I, MC ROBOT) [T]
- LEVITHIAN (LEVIATHAN) [E]
- DRASHIG (DISHRAG) [H]
- WIRRN (WIN) [I]
- OSIRAN (OS IRAN) [S]
- RASTON WARRIOR ROBOT (TWO BRAINS) [T]
- MEGARA (MEGA-RA) [A]
- HAEMOVORE (AEMOV) [R]
- OOD (DOO-WOP/SCOOBY-DOO) [D]
- LOGOPOLITAN [I]
- ESTO PLANT (Word A = ESTOP, Word B = LEGAL, Word C = GAL; GALLANT) [S]
The boxed letters spell the Companion answer, COMMENCING AT THE OORT CLOUD OPERATE HIS TARDIS. The first letters of the answers spell the message you need to solve the Doctor puzzle, which is SEARCH FOR WIKIPEDIA'S SCHWARZSCHILD WORMHOLE.
Doctor Half: The Buzz-Cut Man in a Leather Jacket, The Ninth Doctor
Searching for Wikipedia's Schwarzchild Wormhole turns up this image:
The answers to each clue cluster are 31 letters in total. They are placed upon the Lorentzian wormhole grid in the following manner:
The answers to the first batch of clues are entered clockwise around the grid, starting at square #1, until they can't go any farther because they'd run into themselves. At that point, they make a 90-degree turn and run straight down the column. The last filled square is one square below the center circle.
The answers to the second batch of clues are entered clockwise around the grid, starting at square #2, until they can't go any farther because they'd run into the words from clue cluster 1. At that point, they make a 90-degree turn and run straight down the column. As soon as they pass the point that clue cluster 1 ends, they turn again to go clockwise. The last letter is in the same column that clue cluster 1 ran down.
Answers to each subsequent batch are entered the same way, all ending in the same column. Cluster 15 doesn't run clockwise at all because it can't; it runs straight down.
Rings that appear in the same position relative to the center of the grid are identical. For example, the top ring and the bottom ring have exactly the same letters in exactly the same positions. In this way, all the letters (except the ones in the center circle) are checked even though none of the words intersect or overlap. Solvers must use the grid shape and the answer words to figure out this property; that will indicate how words travel in the grid.
In the unchecked center ring, the answer ON INTERIOR BOARD appears.
Individual clue answers:
- 1a HONESTY
- b LEAD ON
- c ISSUES
- d DRYS
- e GANYMEDE
- 2a CANDICE BERGEN
- b DALAI
- c EARN
- d WINO
- e MR. MOM
- 3a ANTHEM
- b ANTON
- c NEAL
- d AGLAIA
- e TIARA
- f RAINY
- 4a MISOGYNY
- b LONG SNAPPER
- c SUBPOP
- d BUST IN
- 5a ADELPHI
- b ESTEEM
- c ESTATES
- d ABASE
- e TARAWA
- 6a DR. HOOK
- b ITCHILY
- c NAGANO
- d RONAG
- e ANTEING
- 7a VESTRY
- b ASEPTIC
- c ANETO
- d TENACITY
- e SPARS
- 8a AFLUTTER
- b UNSELD
- c DIDDLES
- d NURPLE
- e PLAY
- 9a RELADLE
- b VITALE
- c RELATIVE EASE
- d IMAGER
- 10a PLOT
- b PAYOLA
- c NENA
- d LOYALTY
- e KITCHENAID
- 11a CYMBALEER
- b TREE
- c LAPD
- d TROPHIES
- e TESLAS
- 12a ILSA
- b ASSNS
- c SAAB
- d TAUTOLOGY
- e NYLON
- f GALE
- 13a MICA
- b LILACS
- c MOLL
- d SHE'S THE MAN
- e TONNEAU
- 14a ESPN
- b PSI
- c LYLE
- d FERDINAND
- e ICEBERG
- f ENDS
- 15a TOTEMIC
- b PRAVDA
- c MACH ONE
- d STYLE
- e ADONIS
Doctor and Companion Clue:
The two halves combine to form COMMENCING AT THE OORT CLOUD OPERATE HIS TARDIS ON INTERIOR BOARD, which is not submittable as an answer. This applies to the Tenth Doctor's and Martha Jones's final stage of the round, explained on the solution to the meta page.