The Condescending Man Holding a Brightly Colored Parasol

Oh, I have created the most stupendous map known to man! (Although truth be told, that's hardly much of a yardstick.) But now I have lost it. Can you find my map? I need it to cross-reference some other findings. Searching will give you individual locations on my map. Each location will also display a link to my map, and you should use that link.

I created my glorious map when I was looking for places that serve my favorite beverage, which will appear in a column below. Now where the devil did I put it?