Itinerant People of America (solution)

by Scott Handelman and Emily Morgan, with artwork by Danielle Sucher

Hinted at by the title and by the phrase oral tradition, solvers must determine that the code depicted is an IPA cipher. The code deciphers to reveal a subset of John Hodgman’s list of 700 hobos from his book Areas of My Expertise in numerical order. By taking the difference between the numbers of subsequent hobos and converting those numbers alphanumerically into letters, solvers receive the message PLEASE READ JOHN HODGMAN’S FRIDAY BLOG POST. On the first day of the Mystery Hunt, John Hodgman (will have) posted a blog entry on his web site (http://areasofmyexpertise.com). In his trademark style, Hodgman has capitalized several words in his blog post, spelling the secret message THE ANSWER IS BUSINESS TRAVELERS.

BilabialLabiodentalDentalAlveolarPostalveolarPalatalVelarGlottal









Plosive p b t d k g ʔ









Affricate ʦ ʧdz









Fricative f v θ ð s z ʃ h









Nasal m n ŋ









Approximant (w) r j (w)









Lateral approximant l




# Hobo Name IPA



1 STEWBUILDER DENNIS stubɪldərdɛnɪs



17 NAME WITHHELD nemwɪθhɛld



29 OL’ BARB STAB-YOU-QUICK olbɑrbstæbjukwɪk



34 SENATOR CLETUS SCOFFPOSSUM sɛnətərklitəsskɑfpɑsəm



35 HORUS, THE BIRD-HEADED FOOL horəsðəbərdhɛdədful



54 GILA MONSTER JR. hilʌmɑnstərdzunjər



59 THOUGHTLESS HARRY HSU θɔtləshæriʃu



77 STUN GUN JONES stʌnɡʌndzonz



82 STICK-LEGS MCOHIO stɪklɛɡzmɪkohɑio



83 THE UNANSWERED QUESTION OF TIMOTHY ðiʌnænsərdkwɛsʧənʌftɪməθi



87 GALLANT ɡælənt



97 LONNIE CHOKE lɑniʧok



112 LOIS “CHARLES” LADYFINGER loɪsʧɑrəlzleidifɪŋɡər



120 CINCINNATI O’GURK sɪnsɪnætioɡərk



134 YUM-YUM SINCLAIR SNOWBALLEATER jʌmjʌmsɪnklersnobɑlitər



142 ROBERT THE WEE rɑbərtðəwi



157 THUNDERTWINE θʌndərtwɑin



161 DAVID NO-EARS devɪdnoirz



168 FREE-PEANUTS DOUG fripinʌʦdʌɡ



181 LIL’ MAX MEATBOOTS lɪʔəlmæksmitbuʦ



182 THE PERSONAL SECRETARY TO JED ðəpərsənəlsɛkrətɛritudzɛd



196 SALTFISH BUNYAN sɑltfɪʃbʌnjən



215 ROADRUNNER “MEEP MEEP” FABONG rodrʌnərmipmipfəbɑŋ



221 CRISPY MORTON krɪspimortən



239QUESTIONABLE-JUDGEMENT THEODORE STOMACHBRACEkwɛsʧənəbəldzʌdzməntθiədorstʌməkbres



248 LINTY SULLIVAN, THE LINT-COLLECTOR lɪntisʌlɪvənðəlɪntkəlɛktər



252 THE YOUNG CHURCHILL ðəjʌŋʧərʧɪl



253 THE YOUNG CHURCHILL’S HATED BRIDE ðəjʌŋʧərʧɪlzhetədbrɑid



278 SULLY STRAIGHTJACKET sʌlistreitdzækət



280 WHITMAN SAMPLER wɪtmənsæmplər



292 THE EMPEROR ðiɛmpərər



307 FAKE COCKNEY ACCENT ALAN STRIPPE feikkɑkniæksɛntælənstrɪp



314 THREE-BEAN OTZ θribinɑʦ



330 ANDY BUNKUM ændibʌŋkəm



345 CRANBERRY SAUCE OPPENHEIMER krænbɛrisɔsɑpənhɑimər



364 MR PENDLETON mɪstərpɛndəltən



384 TEATTIME BB STILES tittɑimbibistɑiəlz