Spookiness Rating: 3

Scientology

We here at Hunt HQ have been looking into Scientology lately and it seems pretty cool. I mean, if John Travolta is into it, how bad can it be? As a matter of fact, we received this cool new gadget in the mail today and we've been trying it on all sorts of things and people, and here's the output we got from each of our test subjects.

Okay, so maybe we don't know what this means. Heck, we're not Scientologologists or anything. We do know what the horizontal axis represents time, but as for the other axis...you've got us. We also don't know what the graphs represent or how they might be connected. Maybe you can figure it out. When you do, let us know, okay? Thanks! Until then, we're going back our previous coolest toy: the Etch-a-Sketch.