RINGSIDE SEAT
When it came to entertainment, even Uncle Pennybags had his guilty
pleasures...
Ladies and gentlemen, what we have witnessed here tonight! Piper has
literally ripped off Goldust's clothes! The Executioner submits to the
figure-four leglock! Taylor has kicked out of the flying headbutt! Brother
Love is wearing a kilt! The Big Bossman is being hanged before our very
eyes! The New Age Outlaws have lost their titles because of a forklift!
Shane McMahon defies all odds and successfully defends his title! Tyson
makes the three-count! Bret Hart destroys the battle royal trophy! Andre
The Giant is tossing $15,000 to the crowd! Savage hits his fifth
consecutive flying elbow! And Special Delivery Jones has just been pinned
in a record nine seconds! This truly is the crown jewel of sports
entertainment!
