M Puzzle: Smush

by whomever

Pet Shop Boysenberry
laughtermath
pain in the nequus
Harold Pinternet

Each final round "Smush" consisted of nine answers. They were:

Little John + On the Road + Rhode Island Red + dreadnought + autistic + sticking plaster + Tourette's syndrome + Omar Sharif + Reefer Madness

Leopold + Old Hickory + Rear Window + do-re-mi + Amy Fisher + shirttail + Taylor Dayne + ordained ministry + Reebok

Lindy hop + optometrist + restraining order + dirty old man + analgesic + 60 Minutes II + Tuvok + Occam's razor + raise a ruckus

The first letters of these spell out LORD ASTOR, which is the answer.

With the training (M TO F CHANGE) the answer is LADY ASTOR. (Archivist's note: This is the answer from the training puzzle Kiaido.)

We've got some photos of the game show on the surveillance page.

All of the answers:

  1. Stuart Little + Little Man Tate + Eight is Enough
  2. Bringing Up Baby + Baby Got Back + Back to the Future
  3. Whoopi Goldberg + Ergonomic + Mickey Mouse
  4. Senior Prom + Ramadan + Donner Party
  5. Rosh Hashanah + Sha Na Na + Knock Knock Joke
  6. Gypsy Caravan + Vannevar Bush + Bushel and a Peck
  7. Kibbles and Bits + Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini + Nina Totenberg
  8. Garden Gnome + Noam Chomsky + Kiefer Sutherland
  9. About Schmitt + Mitt Romney + Needful Things
  10. Phenomenon + Onomatopoeia + Pia Zadora
  11. Garden Gnome + Noam Chomsky + Kiefer Sutherland
  12. Sidecar + Carmen Sandiego + ?
  13. Boutros Boutros Ghali + Ollie Ollie Oxin Free + Freaky Friday
  14. Yassir Arafat + Fat Albert + Bertrand Russell
  15. Monterey Jack + Jackson Pollock + Luck of the Draw
  16. Eminem + Emma Thompson + Son of Sam
  17. Vanilla Ice + Isometric + Trick or Treat
  18. Albert Einstein + Steinway + Wake Up Little Suzie
  19. Quarterback + Backstreet Boys + Boysenberry
  20. Katzenjammer Kids + Kids in the Hall + Holiday Inn + In Living Color
  21. Mao Tse Tung + Tungsten + Steno pad
  22. New Kids on the Block + Oksana Baiul + Yul Brynner
  23. Scooby Doo + Doogie Howser, M.D. + Dionne Warwick
  24. Marky Mark + Marquis De Sade + Saddam Hussein
  25. Rosie O'Donnell + Donald Trump + Rumpelstiltskin
  26. Right Said Fred + Fred Astaire + Pterodactyl
  27. Old Spice + Spice Girls + Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  28. Shoehorn + Ornithology + Gee, your hair smells terrific!
  29. Prediction + Dictionary + Ariel
  1. Infinite Corridor + Oregon
  2. Sonny and Cher + Arrow Street Crepes
  3. Ayn Rand + Random Hall
  4. Furniture Exchange + Angels We Have Heard on High
  5. West Side Story + Tori Amos
  6. Pad Thai + Ty Law
  7. There's No Place Like Home + Homer Simpson
  8. Chattanooga + Ooga Chucka Ooga Ooga
  9. Fatal Attraction + Action Figures
  10. Afghanistan + Annie Get Your Gun
  11. Omar Sharif + Ari Fleischer
  12. George Pataki + Keystone State
  13. Capital Gains Tax + Axis of Evil
  14. Orlando Bloom + Bloom County
  15. Fundamentalist + Listerine
  16. Stairway to Heaven + Evan Rachel Wood
  17. Swoozie Kurtz + Curtsey
  18. It Had To Be You + Ewan MacGregor
  19. Harrison Ford + hors d'oeuvres
  20. Pillsbury Doughboy + Boitano
  21. Pat Sajak + Jack-in-the-Box
  22. Nancy Pelosi + Secrets and Lies
  23. Video Killed the Radio Star + Starsky and Hutch
  24. Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Layer Cake
  25. Stata Center + Enterprise
  26. Mr. Magoo + Google.com
  27. William Howard Taft + After Midnight
  28. Chicken Cacciatore + Oreo Cookies
  29. Ourangoutan + Tang Residence Hall
  30. A Little Princess + Sesame Street
  31. Touch my monkey + Keanu Reeves
  32. The Fully Monty + Monty Python
  33. Dog Star + Star Market
  34. Totoro + Rococo
  35. Zsa Zsa Gabor + borscht
  36. Gangsta + Stockholm Syndrome
  37. Love in the Time of Cholera + Raleigh-Durham
  38. Ovaltine + Tina Turner
  39. United Kingdom + Dumb and Dumber
  40. Another Brick in the Wall + Walt Disney
  41. Crate and Barrel + Errol Flynn
  42. Walker Memorial + Al Gore
  43. Riding in Cars with Boys + Boysenberry
  44. Girl, Interrupted + Teddy Roosevelt
  45. K-Mart + Martini
  46. Barbecue + Cuneiform
  47. Ed McMahon + Manifest Destiny
  48. Siskel and Ebert + Bert and Ernie
  49. When Harry Met Sally + Ally McBeal
  50. Bituminous Coal + Colin Powell
  51. Willy Wonka + Canadian Bacon
  52. Strom Thurmond + Monday, Monday
  53. Seth Bisen-Hirsh + Hershey Bar
  54. Mosquito + Tony Curtis
  55. Ringo Starr + Arnold Schwarzenegger
  56. Ganges + Jesus Christ Superstar
  57. Calamine lotion + Ocean Engineering
  58. Battleship Earth + Earth, Atmospheric, and Planetary Sciences
  59. Nina Simone + Mona Lisa
  60. Pocahantas + Toscanini's
  61. Attack of the Clones + Lone Star State
  62. The Fall of the House of Usher + Sherlock Holmes
  63. Jimmy Durante + Auntie Em
  64. Monopoly + Police Academy
  65. Steve Gutenberg + Burger King
  66. Elvis Presley + Sleep Deprivation
  67. Dwight Eisenhower + How're You Today?
  68. Good Golly Miss Molly + Olly Olly Oxen Free
  69. Vin Diesel + Diesel Cafe
  70. Lauren Bacall + Call of the Wild ?
  71. Subaru Outback + Back in the U.S.S.R
  72. Counting Crows + Roosevelt Island
  73. Crocodile Dundee + Dean Marilyn Jones
  74. What Child is This? + Is This The Way to Baker House?
  75. Unto Us a Child is Born + Borneo
  76. Who's the Boss? + Boston Celtics
  77. Gorillas in the Mist + Mr. Rogers
  78. Sanford and Son + Unforgettable
  79. Boris Yeltsin + Cinderella
  80. Karma Chameleon + Onward Christian Soldiers
  81. Mary Baker Eddy + Ready, Aim, Fire
  82. Bubonic Plague + Playgirl
  83. Pokemon + Monica Lewinsky
  84. Nutella + Ella Fitzgerald
  85. Dick Clark + Ark of the Covenant
  86. Champagne + Anus
  87. Condoleeza Rice + Rice-a-Roni
  88. Mr. Rogers + Rodgers and Hammerstein
  89. Armageddon + Donald Rumsfeld
  90. Chia Pet + Petrarch
  91. John Lennon + incense (nonsense?)
  92. Kwik-e-Mart + Martin Luther King
  93. Virgil + Gillian Anderson
  94. L.L Bean + Eenie Meenie Minie Moe
  95. O Fortuna + Tuna Casserole
  96. Nabokov + Cough Syrup
  97. Tony Blair + Air Supply
  98. Jaques Chirac + Rock and Roll
  99. Helmut Kohl + Coal Miners Daughter
  100. Carpe Diem + Embolism
  101. Dustin Hoffman + Manischevits
  102. Kofi Annan + Onomatopoeia
  103. Cheez Whiz + Wizard of Oz
  104. Barnum and Bailey + Bailey's Irish Cream
  105. Barnum and Bailey + Leeza Gibbons
  106. Bernard Cardinal Lawbraier (?)
  107. Jennifer Lopez + Pez dispenser
  108. Michelle Kwan + Kwanzaa
  109. Harvard + Aardvark
  110. Bill Clinton + tonsillectomy
  111. Cookie Monster + Terminator
  112. Voice of the Faithful + Fuller Brush Company
  113. Dennis Kozlozki + Ski Jumping
  114. Kermit + Mitt Romney
  115. Stanley Kubrick + Ricky Schroder
  116. Joan Baez + Essential Oils
  117. Atkins Diet + Etta James
  118. Cadbury Creme Egg + Existentialism
  119. Ariel Sharon + Onerous
  120. Little Indian + Indiana jones
  121. Remember the Alamo + Osama Bin Laden
  122. M.C. Hammer + Mergers and Acquisitions
  123. Klezmer + Erotic
  124. Abraham Lincon + Cunnilingus
  125. Bilbo Baggins + Ginzu Knives
  126. Frodo + Dodo Bird
  127. Gryffindor + Origami
  128. Hermione Granger + Ranger Rick
  129. Charles Manson + Son of Sam
  130. Jeffrey Dahmer + Merv Griffin
  131. Alex Trebek + Rebecca DeMornay
  132. Leviticus + Custer's Last Stand
  133. English Channel + Analog
  134. Tom Daschle + Shalom
  135. Dick Gephart + Hard of Hearing
  136. Niels Bohr + Born on the Fourth of July
  137. Linus Pauling + Linguistics
  138. Sexual Orientation + Sinead O'Connor
  139. Stephen J. Gould + Goulden's Mustard
  140. Barnes and Noble + Noblesse Oblige
  141. Radio Shack + Shackleton's Voyage
  142. The Wedding Planner + Anaerobic Respiration
  143. Cognitive Dissonance + Nancy Reagan
  144. Barbara Bush + Bushwacker
  145. L.L. Cool J. + James Earl Jones
  146. Bartles & Jaymes + James Brown
  147. Judge Wapner + Nervous Breakdown
  148. Reinhold Weege + Ouija Board
  149. Colonel Sanders + Sanders Theater
  150. Sunday in the Park with George + George Stephanopoulos
  151. Weird Al Yankovic + Ichabod Crane
  152. Catch Phrase + Frasier Crane
  153. Hello Kitty + Kitty Dukakis
  154. Michael Dukakis + Kiss Me, I'm Irish
  155. Pink Floyd: The Wall + Walter Mondale
  156. I Get a Kick Out of You + A View From the Bridge
  157. Edna St. Vincent Millay + "Lay Down Sally"
  158. Peter and the Wolf + Wolfgang Puck
  159. Treasure Island + Indira Ghandhi
  160. Spiro Agnew + New York Times
  161. The White House + How Stella Got Her Groove Back
  162. Captain Kirk + Kirk Douglas
  163. Cirque de Soleil + Soleil Moon Frye
  164. Heartburn + Bernadette Peters
  165. Captain Kangaroo + Oompa Loompa
  166. Sacagawea + We Are the World
  167. Saskatchewan + Juan Peron
  168. Superman + Manitoba
  169. Rosh Hashanah + Sha Na Na
  170. Paul Revere + Erie Canal
  171. Christopher Marlowe + Arlo Guthrie
  172. David Schwimmer + Immersion Therapy
  173. Weekend at Bernie's + E-Z Bake Oven
  174. Madonna + On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)
  175. The Fool on the Hill + Hillary Clinton
  176. Barry Manilow + Lo Mein
  177. It's Raining Men + Mendelssohn
  178. Papa Smurf + Murphy Brown
  179. Mona Lisa + Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam
  180. Captain EO + E.O. Wilson
  181. Green Eggs and Ham + Hamlet
  182. The Glass Menagerie + Aretha Franklin
  183. Betsy Ross + Oscar the Grouch
  184. Nelson Mandela + Delaware
  185. Stevie Wonder + Underoos
  186. Richard Gere + Ghirardelli
  187. Aunt Jemima + I'm a Little Teapot
  188. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini + Eenie Meeny Miney Mo
  189. ...Flying Purple People Eater + Leader of the Pack
  190. Jerry Lewis + Lewis & Clark + Clark Kent
  191. Mission Impossible + Cybill Shepherd
  192. "Where's the beef?" + The B-52s
  193. Frank Zappa + Appalachian Spring
  194. Othello + Thelonious Monk
  195. Je ne sais quoi + Kwanzaa
  196. Open Sesame + Sesame Street
  197. Shazam + Zamboni
  198. That 70's Show + Schopenauer
  199. Macarena + Reign of Fire
  200. Louis Prima + Premature ejaculation
  201. Silica + Liquor license
  202. Orthodoxy + Oxytocin
  203. Oscar Mayer + Maya Rudolph
  204. AFLAC + Lactose intolerant
  205. Wapiti + Ah pity the fool!
  206. ASCAP + Scapula
  207. Macabre + Carbohydrates + 867-5309
  208. Stratocaster + Asterix
  209. Bullseye + Zygote
  210. Psychedelica + Delicatessen
  211. Pap smear + Smirnoff
  212. Azrael + Raelians
  213. Dreadlocks + Occidental
  214. Meryl Streep + Ipanema + Nematode
  215. Doppleganger + Anger management class
  216. Bamf! + Amphibian + Ian McEllan
  217. C3PO + PO Box
  218. Ralph Malph + Malfoy
  219. Copenhagen + Haagen Dazs
  220. Cathode ray tube + Et tu, Brute?
  221. E-I-E-O + Iodine
  222. B-I-N-G-O + Geodesic dome
  223. Daguerrotype + Type O negative
  224. El Kabong + Bongwater
  225. Play with yourself + Cellphone
  226. Dr. Demento + Mentos
  227. Threepeat + Pizzeria
  228. Motocross + Crossword
  229. Magazine + Zeno's Paradox
  230. Parka + Arkanoid
  231. Spirograph + Graffiti
  232. Umbrella + Elevator
  233. Sandinista + Easter Bunny
  234. Judge Dredd + Ready or not, here I come!
  235. Chevrolet + Rolaids
  236. Infestation + Stationery
  237. Pillsbury + Bury the hatchet
  238. Land of the Lost + Australopithecus + Cuspid
  239. Daily Jumble + Jambalaya
  240. Mascara + Carabiner
  241. Guadalcanal + Analogy
  242. Authentic + Tickled pink
  243. Aluminum + Numbskull + Cul-de-sac
  244. Narthex + Extinguisher + Shirker
  245. Papier-mbchi + Ashamed
  246. Spear + Pyramid + Midget
  247. Pate de foie gras + Gracias
  248. Tabasco + Scoliosis
  249. Lottery + Aretha Franklin
  250. Complain + Plaintext + Extrovert
  251. IMAX + Maxwell House
  252. Mackintosh + OshKosh B'gosh
  253. Naugahyde + Idaho
  254. Snowboard + Orderly + Lee Ving
  255. Mammary + Arena Football
  256. Wilkommen + Comment-allez vous?
  257. Orange + Injury
  258. Weimar + Margarita
  259. Scarlet + Literature
  260. Baccarat + Ramen noodles
  261. Habeas corpus + Corpuscle
  262. I Dream of Jeannie + Genealogy
  263. Mr. Spock + Pocketbook
  264. Madonna + Honorarium
  265. Dividend + Dendrite