"The technical support at Acme Corporation can be a real pain in the ass sometimes," your boss wrote at the top of this memo. "This is their idea of sending me the pictures I wanted. These are going to look terrible when I arrange them over that picture of a vase."
Here are your pictures! -Printing Staff
P.S. We're sorry to report that the processing instructions you sent us got mixed after we printed all but one of your pictures. Each individual set of instructions is still in order, but the five pictures' instructions are now all in a single stack. The four printed pictures are enclosed, as is the set of instructions. Again, we send our apologies and hope you will be able to reconstruct the final picture.
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