There Was A Young Man From Cambridge
Author: Dan Katz
Each limerick clues an MIT student group (recognized by the Association of Student Activities.) The first verse implies that you should ignore the word "MIT" in group names that start with MIT. (For instance, write MIT Outing CLub as Outing Club.)
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
The first initials give CHILD OR ROBERTS, and so the answer is JULIA.