34.

ith pleasure, sir.” He brings you a glass of tap water, which you greedily swallow. You order the Ring-Necked Pheasant con Trollop. A scantily dressed woman emerges from the kitchen with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in her hands. She asks if she can join you for some “finger-lickin’ fun.” She may be suggesting something kinky.

You decline, and finish the bucket by yourself. Wow! What a pig you are! You go to pay the bill, when you realize that you don’t have your wallet. Zounds!

To offer to do dishes, go to 27.
To claim you see a rat, go to 63.